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Saturday's Warrior
Michael Buster
2016
1 Jimmy? Life on Earth is going to be difficult. And it might feel like sometimes you're just not gonna make it. It's just a moment. And it'...Rate it:

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Shark Night 3D
Will Hayes
2011
Night Shark That ESTs doing? Bjame Please do not take off the top. Not har. I have it. You're a pervert. - You want it? - Thanks This is n...Rate it:

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Silent Night
Jayson Rothwell
2012
Up on the housetop, reindeer pause Out jumps good ol' Santa Claus Down through the chimney with lots of toys All for the little ones' Christ...Rate it:

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Silent Night, Deadly Night
Paul Caimi
1984
CHRISTMAS EVE, 1971 ... to St. Claus tonight there will be a full moon, and a starry sky for help you find your way. The temperature in this ...Rate it:

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Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
Martin Kitrosser
1991
Mom? Hey! What in God's name are you doing up at this hour?! And what is that? It was on the porch Didn't you hear the bell? God damn it Der...Rate it:

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
Michael Hickey
1987
You can leave now. Now! My name is Dr. Bloom. You can call me Henry. Or, if you would feel more comfortable, you can just call me Doc. Fuck o...Rate it:

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Sins of the Father (an Hommage to the Night of the Hunter)
deco dawson
2011
Who's he? Wait at the bar. This is no way to greet an old friend. You've kept me waiting here for 2 weeks. Christ! It's Paris! See the sights. ...Rate it:

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Slaughter Night
Frank van Geloven
2006
Province of Limburg In the winter, seven peasant children disappear without trace. A large police force is formed to investigate the disappeara...Rate it:

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Sleepless Night
Frédéric Jardin
2011
- What's your name ? - Giacomo Gallo. Sit down. l'll find who killed your mother, even if it takes me all my life. So, now tell me everything ...Rate it:

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Small Town Saturday Night
Ryan Craig
2010
1 And good morning. I'm Bill Barrett. - Hello. I'm Tim Fox. - We are... - Barrett and Fox. - New Country 93.3. Weather is gonna be out of th...Rate it:

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Somewhere in the Night
Howard Dimsdale
1946
Somebody turned on a light. It's a faraway light... but I don't have to be alone in the dark anymore. My head hurts. Somebody's here with me. ...Rate it:

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Stag Night
Peter A. Dowling
2008
MORE THAN TEN THOUSAND PEOPLE DISAPPEAR THE CITY OF NEW YORK EVERY YEAR THE ADULTS ARE NEVER LOOKED FOR Help! EXI NO TRANSFER TO Uptown trains...Rate it:

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Starry Starry Night
Tom Lin
2011
Hello Hello, Grandpa? Can I come stay with you in the mountains? When I was little I lived in the mountains with my grandparents Grandpa use...Rate it:

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Status Update
Jason Filardi
2018
1 My rise to the top of the Haden High School food chain, happened faster than a three-second snapchat. But it wasn't always that way. A few we...Rate it:

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Still of the Night
Robert Benton
1982
Doctor, I, uh, feel I have to tell you that... this has to be my last session with you. I got fired yesterday. Look, what's the use, huh? - I...Rate it:

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Strangers in the Night
Bryant Ford
1944
C'mon boys, take him out. Alright, men. Looks like a bad back. You are wasting your time, doctor. - There's not much you can do for me. - You ...Rate it:

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Strawberry Night
Tetsuya Honda
2013
i'll never tell what happened to me when i was 17, that summer i died once then i came back to life among tears of blood and harboring hatred ...Rate it:

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Terror by Night
Frank Gruber
1946
The Star of Rhodesia is one of the most famous of the Earth's treasures. First touched by the fingers of the humble Kaffir. It would have b...Rate it:

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That Night in Rio
George Seaton
1941
My friends, I extend felicitations To our South American relations May we never leave behind us All the common ties that bind us 130 million pe...Rate it:

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The Blitz: London's Longest Night
Louise Osmond
2005
THE BLITZ An unexploded fire bomb was found in Rotterdam today. The Germans dropped the bomb in May, 1940... ...during the blitz of the city c...Rate it:

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The Bravery: Live from La Zona Rosa
Unknown
2007
PRIVATE SECURITY - Coffee's ready. - Thanks. You want it now but you never call me. I've called. Give it to me. Don't. It doesn't come off....Rate it:

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The Good Night
Jake Paltrow
2007
Well, it was an interesting time in the early '90s, I guess. I mean, if you mention that time, I think of a pub called The Good Mixer, which wa...Rate it:

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The House I Live In
Eugene Jarecki
2012
A Gorsky Film Studios Production, Moscow Screenplay: I. Olshansky Direction: L. Kulidjanov, Yu. Segel Camera: V. Shumsky Sets: V. Bogomolov ...Rate it:

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The Long Weekend
Tad Safran
2005
Asshole! Oh, f-u-u-uck! Oh, Shit! Ready? Ow! Ow! Aargh! Ohh! Aaargh! Oooh! Yaargh! Jesus! Aargh! Ohh! Aargh, Jeez! It hurts! OK. I d...Rate it:

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