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The Five People You Meet in Heaven
Mitch Albom
2004		1 This is a story about a man named Eddie... and it begins at the end, with Eddie dying in the sun. You might think it strange... to start a ...Rate it:

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The Least Among You
Mark Young
2009		College boy thought he'd have him a color TV. -Hey, y'all, look-a here. -I didn't do anything. Suit on the outside and a Negro on the inside. ...Rate it:

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The Muppets Take Manhattan
Tom Patchett
1984		Together again Gee, it's good to be together again I just can't imagine that you've ever been gone It's not starting over It's just going on ...Rate it:

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Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Scott Rosenberg
1995		Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs|to kiss her fella, made a mistake|and kissed a snake. How many doctors|did it take? - One, two, thr...Rate it:

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This Is Where I Leave You
Jonathan Tropper
2014		Morning, Randy. Hi. - Morning. Morning. - Good morning. Shelby. Caramel mocha. Judd. You rock. Thank you. I do rock, don't I? - Judd. - Wade...Rate it:

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This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': The XXX Parody
Unknown
2010		Who's there?. Who's there?. What do you want?. Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice... From what I've tasted of desire, I hol...Rate it:

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This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon': The XXX Parody
Unknown
2009		N NE NEW NEW M NEW MO NEW MOO NEW MOON These violent delights have violent ends... And in their triumph die, like fire and powder... Whi...Rate it:

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This Isn't the Help - It's a XXX Spoof
Unknown
2011		I was born 1911, Chickasaw County, Piedmont Plantation. And did you know, as a girl growing up, that one day you'd be a maid? Yes, ma'am, I di...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Tomorrow I Will Date With Yesterday's You
Tomoko Yoshida
2016		1 It was love at first sight. On my usual commute to school, I suddenly found myself head over heels. In response, my first thought was, Gim...Rate it:

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Tomorrow You're Gone
Matthew F. Jones
2012		My dear Charlie, When you get' out... you're going to feel free as a bird. There is not much more a man could want. Fuck all, I mean, who wou...Rate it:

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Tu mi turbi (You Upset Me)
Roberto Benigni
1983		Come! Come! Dale! The sheep must walk alone. Come Smarrita! Do not stop! Come here! On the other hand! You left and career change, eh! Do n...Rate it:

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Twelfth Night: Or What You Will
Trevor Nunn
1996		I'll tell the tale now listen to me With a hey ho the wind and the rain but merry or sad Which shall it be? For the rain... it raineth every ...Rate it:

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VeggieTales: Are You My Neighbor?
Phil Vischer
1995		Bob: Okay, Larry, it's time for the theme song. Larry: Uh, yeah, Bob. What do I do? Bob: Hmm... Let's see. I know. You play the guitar. Larry: B...Rate it:

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Warning: This Drug May Kill You
Unknown
2017		Man: Lyle! Get up, Lyle! Get up. Man: Facebook Live, he found her passed out, man. He found her passed out on her face... I don't know. But ...Rate it:

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We Love You
Alan Yang
2016		Life is a rolling ocean If you want to stay in motion You gotta get, you gotta get You gotta get ahead of the wave Young love's never humble...Rate it:

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What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?
William Peter Blatty
1966		1 -Captain Cash, reporting as ordered, sir! -Oh, rest, Captain. I don't mean ''parade rest.'' I mean rest! Actually, I find this rather relaxin...Rate it:

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What Doesn't Kill You
Brian Goodman
2008		- Hey, folks. - It's that time again, right? Yeah. Good size? Come on, guys. Hurry up. You good? - What's going on? - We're all set. - You ...Rate it:

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What Planet Are You From?
Garry Shandling
2000		At the far reaches of the universe... ...lies a planet of men who have advanced technologically... ...beyond the realm of human comprehension. ...Rate it:

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What Remains of You
Kevin Dresse
2016		1 WHAT REMAINS OF YOU My sister. Again... What does she want this time? She's making Christmas plans. Is she crazy? It's only September. Sh...Rate it:

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What to Expect When You're Expecting
Shauna Cross
2012		1 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) (TV SHOW THEME PLAYING) HUTCH: Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor. I'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Holl...Rate it:

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When You Believe: Music from 'The Prince of Egypt'
Susan Michaels
1998		# Mud # # Sand # # Water # # Straw # # Faster # # Mud, and lift # # Sand, and pull # # Water, and raise up # - # Straw # - Faster! # With...Rate it:

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When You Wake Up
Unknown
2014		Punk? What? Are you planning on spending the night in there? I'll be right out, I'm taking a shit, I'll be right out. What, I can't even take...Rate it:

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Where the Day Takes You
Michael Hitchcock
1991		Um, subject: King, just out of County, participation mandatory and details to follow. All right, turn it off. I'm not saying shit till you tu...Rate it:

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While You Were Sleeping
Daniel G. Sullivan
1995		Ooh Ooh Yeah This will be|an everlasting love This will be|the one Ive waited for This will be|the first time anyone Has loved me-e-e Ooo-oh...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)

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