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Mick Garris
1987
How you doing? What's happening? All right. Pick it up. Whoa! Look out. Coming through. You have to tell me where to turn. I knew it. She...Rate it:

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1 Mile to You
Jeremy Jackson
2017
1 Run. Run. Hold you here inside my heart In walls of steel and stone I, and I alone must bear the relics of your love In the shadow of the...Rate it:

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10 Things I Hate About You
Gil Junger
1999
PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY Welcome to Padua High School,, your typical urban-suburban high school in Portland, Oreg...Rate it:

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102 Not Out
Saumya Joshi
2018
1 'This is Baabulaal.' 'Baabulaal Dattatrey Vakhariya.' 'He's 75...' 'Both, physically and mentally'. 'One fine day, last year, Baabulaal dec...Rate it:

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Prawaal Raman
2011
The one way to get back your Iost youth and power. The great physician Babush Mathews. Kaamsiddhi CIinic. Room number 302. Behind hoteI GoIdsta...Rate it:

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A Case of You
Christian Long
2013
[PROJECTOR WHIRRING] [YELLOW OSTRICH'S MARATHON MAN PLAYING] [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC] When I was a boy of 17 I know it's mean But I told my friend ...Rate it:

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A Kid Called Mayonnaise
Will McRobb
2017
1 [alarm beeping] [slurping] Ahh. [touch tones] [phone line ringing] Mayo's Voice: Hello. You've reached the Davis residence. We've moved t...Rate it:

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A Kid in His Mother's Milk
Unknown
2012
-So, to get the answer, we take the number of babies with Down's Syndrome who test positive divided by the total number of positives, which is...Rate it:

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A Kid in King Arthur's Court
Michael Part
1995
1 I Am Merlin, And I Am Back, Awakened From My Eternal Slumber To Reach Out Across Time... For A Brave Warrior Who Can Take Up The Sword Exca...Rate it:

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A Kid Like Jake
Daniel Pearle
2018
1 Oops! Hello? Hello? Hi. Mm. How late can we go? - I don't know. - Do we have to go? - No. - Oh! You're lying. I am. I am. Monster bub...Rate it:

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A Spell on You
Jack Fishburn
2015
1 (SOFT PIANO MUSIC) Soft Fragile eyes Reflex smile White sheets enfold you So new To this world Where have you been Oh, sexy Becks, can ...Rate it:

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All I See Is You
Sean Conway
2016
Do you think we did it this time? Yes. I think we did. Gi, your sister's on the phone. Okay. I'll be right there. You know, I managed to s...Rate it:

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All You Got
Joe Tuck
2004
(Latin rap music playing) ? ? ANNOUNCER: ...B boys and B girls, hustlers, ballers and shot callers, welcome to the Women's Championship fina...Rate it:

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Almost You
Adam Brooks
1985
It's not a matter of that. I've been trying... to get through all day, but the circuits are busy. I'll try to call you before the end of the d...Rate it:

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Always Be with You
Herman Yau
2017
1 Every now and then, people come across problems with no solutions. Some might even encounter mishaps. What are they to do? If you handle yo...Rate it:

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And the Same to You
John Paddy Carstairs
1960
Julia, look, I can fly! l can fly! Come on, let's fly away. Coming? Come on, wake up. l can fly. l've learnt how to do it. You wave your arms...Rate it:

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And When Did You Last See Your Father?
David Nicholls
2007
What a spectacle. Millions and millions of stars. Funny thing, the universe. Sort of scares the shit out of you, doesn't it? So where did it ...Rate it:

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Anjelah Johnson: Not Fancy
Anjelah Johnson-Reyes
2015
1 Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Anjelah Johnson! Oh, hi. It's so cool. Look at us, guys. We're here, Southern California. Hoo, ho...Rate it:

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Any Which Way You Can
Stanford Sherman
1980
How would you like to have your goddamn rig impounded? Sorry, Officer. My hand slipped. You better get ready to hock your tricycle, Jack. Yeah...Rate it:

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Are You Here
Matthew Weiner
2013
And honestly... I wake up happy. I mean, I'm that guy. I've got enough of everything I need. I'm single, I like a party, and I'm old enough ...Rate it:

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Are You Scared?
Andy Hurst
2006
Can anyone hear me? Hello? Is anyone there? Is this part of the game? This is kind of weird, you know? I don't wanna mess anything up... but ...Rate it:

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As You Are
Madison Harrison
2016
1 Thanks for coming in, Jack. How you feeling? Yeah, stupid question I guess, all right, look. What you're going through is unimaginable, bu...Rate it:

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As Young as You Feel
Paddy Chayefsky
1951
[Applause] #[Instrumental Prelude] Get a load of the boss, will you? - What a patron of the arts. - Shh! #[Continues] #[Piccolo Solo] #[Picc...Rate it:

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Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of
Unknown
2015
I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...Rate it:

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