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24 Hours to Live Ron Mita 2017	You know, I remember the first time I set foot in Africa. Thought I'd hate it just like Iraq, you know? Figured, it's just more fucking sand t...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
A Family Man Bill Dubuque 2016	1 I am a headhunter and I am the purest form of salesman alive. I sell the American dream. I make money out of thin air, smoke, whole cloth. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Family Thing Billy Bob Thornton 1996	Now, let me run this by you one more time real slow so you can understand it. If you rent a piece of equipment, you are liable for it if you b...	Rate it: (4.33 / 3 votes)
A Guy Named Joe Dalton Trumbo 1943	Off we go Into the wild blue yonder Riding high... It's Pete sandidge's Squadron. I'll bet you he's the best Flyer in the whole world. He's ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
A Guy Thing Greg Glienna 2003	All right, guys. Quiet down. Kill it. All right,\|I'd like to propose a toast. To the three rings of marriage. There's the engagement ring. The...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy Woody Allen 1982	(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Muppet Family Christmas Jerry Juhl 1987	Haul out the holly We're heading home so we can start to celebrate Fill up the stockings We may be rushing things But we can hardly wait now ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Reason to Live, a Reason to Die Rafael Azcona 1972	I've killed for the first time in my life. On 22 March, 1862. As from today, the martial law is declared throughout all the Territory of New Me...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Stand Up Guy Mike Young 2016	1 How you doing? Give me 300. Come on, come on, come on, 300. By the way, you're looking unbelievable. You're losing weight, right? Face look...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Time to Live, a Time to Die T'ien-wen Chu 1985	The Time to Live and the Time to Die This film is some memories from my youth particularly impressions of my father "My father came from Mei C...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Weekend with the Family Chaz Echols 2016	1 [upbeat music playing] [Travis] Have you ever been in the middle of everything in your life falling completely apart, and you stop and ask y...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
About Alex Jesse Zwick 2014	I've been in search of stones Making up the pavement of less traveled roads Mining for treasure deep in my bones That I never find Went look...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Addams Family Values Charles Addams 1993	[Howling] [Howling] Come, sorrow. We welcome thee. Let us join in grief, rejoice in despair, and honor the fortunate dead. Dearly beloved.....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Alex & Emma Jeremy Leven 2003	It is and that stinks. What happened to all the money? You'd be lucky for looking like me. I can't afford to look like... Mr. Sheldon? Maybe h...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Alex & Me Eric Champnella 2018	1 [CHANTING CONTINUES] [] Do you wanna be The President? Or walk on the moon? Play at a stadium? Or would you rather Dye your hair - Green...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Alex & The List Kristen D'Alessio 2018	1 [dogs panting] [panting] Whoo! [cell phone ringing] Shit. [lively chattering] [man] You know, I think that... - They asked me to, right?...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Alex Cross Marc Moss 2012	Is this how you wanna die? Hold it right there! Drop it! Freeze!! Hold on, guys. She's tryin' t'say something. What is it? - Thank you. - Ah,...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Alex Gladiolus VS Death Hariette Gu 2020	Narrator: Long ago there was magic. (A young woman snaps her hands and a bowl of fruit flies into her hands) That village had everything you would ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Alex of Venice Jessica Goldberg 2014	- Yeah. - Hey, guys. - Hey, kiddo. - What's up, Al? Sure you can concentrate on your homework in here, babe? - Yeah. - We helping D out. Me...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Alex Strangelove Craig Johnson 2018	The great white shark, a vicious predator... ruled by instinct. Jordan Kovalenko, star running back and vicious predator... ruled by instinct....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Robert Getchell 1974	ALICE: Wait. No, wait. I can do that better. I can sing better than Alice Faye. ALICE: I swear to Christ I can. MOTHER: Allie! Allie! Alice Gr...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Almost Adults Adrianna DiLonardo 2016	1 Cassie? Cassie? Cassie? - Cassie. - Hmm? Did you sleep in my bed again last night? No, I just came in here this morning to cuddle with ...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Almost Angels Vernon Harris 1962	:classical music plays! :boys singing! :indistinct chattering! Maybe you can hear the train entering the station, bringing the choirboys home ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Almost Christmas David E. Talbert 2016	1 It's a beautiful Birmingham morning and the holiday season looks merry and bright. Are you ready for the holidays? Not me. Man, I got five...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)

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