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A Far Off Place
Robert Caswell
1993		Look out! Get 'em! Burn the place! Harry! Kill the girl! Harry! Mrs. Parker, tell him stop! Koba, I tell him to stop, you have to carry wate...Rate it:

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Accepting Anxiety, Part 2/2: Can Anxiety Be Good?
Thomas Sanders
2017		[Thomas]: Previously on Sanders Sides... Ahhh- I didn't cut together any footage for this. [Roman]: Ugh, it's fine. I'll just perform the review m...Rate it:

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All I Can
John Mingione
2011		ALL I CAN Prologue AWAKENING ALL I Chapter One COMMUNITY FRESHFIELDS CANADIAN ROCKIES Team work is everything on a trip like this, you kno...Rate it:

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Annie Get Your Gun
Sidney Sheldon
1950		"Who's got the stuff that made the Wild West wild "Who pleases every woman, man and child "Who does his best to give the customers a thrill -"...Rate it:

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Any Body Can Dance 2
Tushar Hiranandani
2015		Good evening India! From Mumbai to Manipur... Delhi to Dimapur... roads wear a deserted look all over the country. People have taken the day ...Rate it:

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Any Which Way You Can
Stanford Sherman
1980		How would you like to have your goddamn rig impounded? Sorry, Officer. My hand slipped. You better get ready to hock your tricycle, Jack. Yeah...Rate it:

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Bal-Can-Can
Darko Mitrevski
2005		Gennaro... Shhh, Gennaro! Gennaro! What's up, Carlo? - A new guy just came in. There, next to the Norwegian. I'm not Norwegian, I'm Swedish!...Rate it:

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Better Off Dead...
Savage Steve Holland
1985		Get... Get... Up! You missed! You missed this time, you little menace! I beat you! Morning. Honey, you're getting all upset over nothing. ...Rate it:

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Better Off Single
Benjamin Cox
2016		So, I'm not a big believer in blind dates. - Uh, me neither. Even though work colleagues swore I'd like her... My sister promised I'd like him...Rate it:

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Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me
Drew DeNicola
2012		Thank you very much, ladies... Ladies. Now what? Well, you want to talk about. All right. Like Big Star, things like that? Okay. Well, wha...Rate it:

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Brassed Off
Mark Herman
1996		A few days, you say. Not what l'd caII a light traveIIer are you, pet? Sorry, it's mainIy work. l wouIdn't apologise for having work, flower. ...Rate it:

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Bruno & Boots: This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall
Adam Barken
2017		1 - Macdonald Hall. - Over the last century, - Its students - have gone on to become Judges, scientists, journalists, and one magician who ...Rate it:

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Can Que
Cheh Chang
1978		"Tian Du Mansion" You're sure about it? Dao Tian Du isn't at home? I am sure This is Black Tiger Dao's Mansion Who is so daring? The 3 Tigers...Rate it:

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Can't Buy Me Love
Michael Swerdlick
1987		##Can't buy me love ## ##Love ## ##Can't buy me love ## ##I'll buy you a diamond ring|my friend ## ##If it makes you|feel all right ## ##I'll ...Rate it:

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Can't Hardly Wait
Deborah Kaplan
1998		Oh, my God. Matt. Vicki just told me about this huge party tonight. - No way. Where? - Dude, there's a huge party tonight. - Cool. We crashin'?...Rate it:

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Can't Take It Back
Matt Shechmeister
2017		1 [ wind blowing ] - [ typing ] - GIRL: No, no, no, no. I said I was sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm...Rate it:

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Cat Shit One
Motofumi Kobayashi
2010		This is Cat Shit One. CP, do you copy? This is CP. Over. Three canaries in sight. I've got a visual on ten armed enemies. Good work, Cat Shit ...Rate it:

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Catch Me If You Can
Jeff Nathanson
2002		Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...Rate it:

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Conan O'Brien Can't Stop
Unknown
2011		I think these people get on these cars thinking they're gonna see... "There's Brad Pitt. He's sweeping off the sidewalk in front of his house....Rate it:

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Daisy Pulls It Off
Denise Deegan
0		ACT I Grangewood School for GIRLS. MISS GIBSON the Headmistress, the Staff and Pupils welcome the audience to the school as they enter the audito...Rate it:

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Dead Wrong: How Psychiatric Drugs Can Kill Your Child
Unknown
2010		Matthew was a very loved child. He was an 18-year-old American boy like everybody else in this country is. Normal boy. When he was born he was ...Rate it:

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Dreams That Money Can Buy
Hans Richter
1947		Party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as "Joe", to party of the second part, hereinafter referred to as "Me", witness the third part...Rate it:

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Eating Out: All You Can Eat
Phillip J. Bartell
2009		- Come, come to me, mi hijo. - Tiffani, you are crying. Why, my darling? - Oh, Ernesto, it's just I've been with so many men. - Have there b...Rate it:

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Eddie's Million Dollar Cook Off
Jack Jason
2003		Marcus, Jordan! Heads Up! I Got It! I Got It! I Got It! I Said I Got It. Then Why Didn't You Get It? You're Such A Ball Hog! I Am Not! Ok....Rate it:

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