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A Dark Truth
Damian Lee
2012		Yeah what do you want me to say, Bruce? He broke into our offices this morning, Accessed our files, our computers. Do we know what? well, we...Rate it:

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A Delicate Balance: The Truth
Unknown
2008		The truth is our beautiful world is in danger. The planet, the environment and all of its inhabitants are subject to global warming. A world, ...Rate it:

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A Girl in Every Port
Frederick Hazlitt Brennan
1952		A sailor's heart has to be pure, Benny. Our hearts wasn't pure so we got punished. Don't trouble your head, I'm the brains of this outfit. - It...Rate it:

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Alien Crash at Roswell: The UFO Truth Lost in Time
Philip Coppens
2013		Narrator: For many the Roswell UFO Crash is simply a story. For others it is a belief in something larger than our selves, however for one fam...Rate it:

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Aliens on the Moon: The Truth Exposed
Robert Kiviat
2014		-THREE, TWO, ONE, ZERO. -60 SECONDS. -I SAW THIS ILLUMINATION THAT WAS MOVING WITH RESPEC TO THE STARS. WE WERE SMART ENOUGH TO NOT SAY "HOUST...Rate it:

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An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power
Al Gore
2017		1 Al Gore's movie An Inconvenient Truth won him an Oscar, and yet, much of the movie is nonsense. "Sea levels may rise 20 feet" is absurd! B...Rate it:

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An Inconvenient Truth
Al Gore
2006		You look at that river gently flowing by. You notice the leaves rustling with the wind. You hear the birds. You hear the tree frogs. In the d...Rate it:

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And Then There Were None
Dudley Nichols
1945		-- What a quite place! - Indeed, yes, very quiet. There is your bathroom, Miss. I see that we have the same bathroom. I think I'd better intr...Rate it:

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Are We There Yet?
Steven Gary Banks
2005		Mom says we have to be polite to her dates... ...and we will if he makes it to the door. - Merry Christmas, sucker. - And don't come back for ...Rate it:

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Batman: The Killing Joke
Brian Azzarello
2016		1 BARBARA: First of all, I realize this is probably not how you thought the story would start, not with a big shiny moon or a city that could ...Rate it:

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Being There
Jerzy Kosiński
1979		FADE IN: 1INT. CHANCE'S ROOM - DAWN A large-screen color TV dominates a room sparsely decorated with expensive furniture of the twenties. There ...Rate it:

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Every Blessed Day
Paolo Virzì
2012		EVERY BLESSED DAY Good morning. Did you take the opportunity to enjoy our fresh delicacies? Are you asking if we took anything from the miniba...Rate it:

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Every Day
Richard Levine
2010		[door creaks open] (Ethan) Dada? (male voice) Mm. Dada? Mm. Mm. [sighing] There are no bad people coming, okay? How do you know? Well, ...Rate it:

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Every Day
Jesse Andrews
2018		2 Justin, let's go! Justin. Hello, Justin. Set an alarm for 11:00 p.m. and set another alarm for 11:50 p.m. Rhi, 6:30, hon. Rhi! I'm up! O...Rate it:

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Every Girl Should Be Married
Stephen Morehouse Avery
1948		THE RACE FOR HUSBANDS We will not change the world. Why can not we send them flowers? dinner invite? Take the self campaign? With out of gas?...Rate it:

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Every Secret Thing
Nicole Holofcener
2014		1 - "So, he skipped"... - Skipped from the... No, no, no. I'm gonna do it alone. "So he skipped from the oven and into bread dough, all ready...Rate it:

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Every Thing Will Be Fine
Bjørn Olaf Johannessen
2015		1 - Hey, guys. - Hi, Tomas. - Good day? - Yeah, two pages. Is that good? Hmm. - How 'bout you? - Ah, we got two perch. - Is that good? - ...Rate it:

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Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask
David Reuben
1972		Excellent feast! Soon we will retire to the royal bedchamber. But first... As I have been victorious in this weekend battle... I wish to be a...Rate it:

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Every Time We Say Goodbye
Moshé Mizrahi
1986		You're up early. - More bad dreams? - No, no. It's the goddamn church bells. I hope you haven't been to the loo. I need a morning specimen. Ac...Rate it:

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God Sex and Truth
P. Jaya Kumar
2018		WEBVT I as a woman, am not my eyes, not my mouth, not my breasts, not my cunt and not my asshole. I am a conscious being and each and every ...Rate it:

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Gupt: The Hidden Truth
Shabbir Boxwala
1997		- They've arrived, sir! - l know that. Long live Justice Sinha! Move aside... go on! lt's time for the meeting, sir. Excuse me. Long live..! ...Rate it:

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Hidden Truth
Richard O. Lowry
2016		1 Hey, Zoe, you ready? Hey, Zoe, you ready to go? Hey! Gotta get going. Hi. You ready to go? Okay. Just one second. I didn't even start weari...Rate it:

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I Know You're in There
Robert Lawson Gordon
2016		1 - What are you doing? Come on, I'm not even dressed yet. - I know, that's the best part. - Stop it. I'm serious. - Hey, you're the one wh...Rate it:

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I'll Be There
Craig Ferguson
2003		I can't see how you can say that Roy Orbison... had anything to do with Pete Townshend whatsoever. Now, that's just where you're wrong, see? ...Rate it:

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