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Strangers in the Night
Bryant Ford
1944		C'mon boys, take him out. Alright, men. Looks like a bad back. You are wasting your time, doctor. - There's not much you can do for me. - You ...Rate it:

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Strawberry Night
Tetsuya Honda
2013		i'll never tell what happened to me when i was 17, that summer i died once then i came back to life among tears of blood and harboring hatred ...Rate it:

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Terror by Night
Frank Gruber
1946		The Star of Rhodesia is one of the most famous of the Earth's treasures. First touched by the fingers of the humble Kaffir. It would have b...Rate it:

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That Night in Rio
George Seaton
1941		My friends, I extend felicitations To our South American relations May we never leave behind us All the common ties that bind us 130 million pe...Rate it:

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The Best and the Brightest
Josh Shelov
2010		(LIGHTNING STRIKING) (TIGER GROWLING) (THUNDER RUMBLING) (WIND HOWLING) (THUNDER RUMBLING) ANNOUNCER ON RADIO: Tropical storm warnings are no...Rate it:

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The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Ol Parker
2011		Thank you for your patience. Your call is important to us. We will be with you shortly. Thank you for your patience. Your call is important to ...Rate it:

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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Larry L. King
1982		It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw. It lay about a mile outside the city limits, so everybody could feel real friendly. Sheriff J...Rate it:

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The Best Man
Malcolm D. Lee
1999		It's what you want, boy It's what you need, babe We got to give you more Of what you really want It's a secret that's been Pent up inside for ...Rate it:

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The Best Man Holiday
Malcolm D. Lee
2013		Robyn? Will you marry me? Yeah. I want to make love to you tonight. Don't be scared, Murch! I just thought we had a connection back there. ...Rate it:

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The Best of Me
Will Fetters
2014		All hands on deck. Be advised. All good. All good. How'd you pull that off, Cole'? Just a roughneck who got lucky. I see that. Hey, Mom. What...Rate it:

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The Best of Times
Ron Shelton
1986		These are not the best of times. And nothing comes easy anymore. In fact, ever since the fall of man, things have been tough everywhere, especi...Rate it:

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The Best of Times
Tso-chi Chang
2001		1 Dudu! What? Come here! Why? I have to hang something okay You never stop! """Okay, okay!""" Get me the 8-God banner I know what you nee...Rate it:

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The Best Offer
Giuseppe Tornatore
2013		Pinewood marriage chest with groove joinery and hand-forged hinges in the shape of tulip buds. Walnut sideboard. 16th-century French decoratio...Rate it:

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The Best Thief in the World
Jacob Kornbluth
2004		[Beat box music plays] Yeah! This is our show right here! Bitch! We're rapping kids, yo. We're rapping kids! Don't mess with us! Say what? ...Rate it:

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The Blitz: London's Longest Night
Louise Osmond
2005		THE BLITZ An unexploded fire bomb was found in Rotterdam today. The Germans dropped the bomb in May, 1940... ...during the blitz of the city c...Rate it:

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The Bravery: Live from La Zona Rosa
Unknown
2007		PRIVATE SECURITY - Coffee's ready. - Thanks. You want it now but you never call me. I've called. Give it to me. Don't. It doesn't come off....Rate it:

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The Good Night
Jake Paltrow
2007		Well, it was an interesting time in the early '90s, I guess. I mean, if you mention that time, I think of a pub called The Good Mixer, which wa...Rate it:

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The House I Live In
Eugene Jarecki
2012		A Gorsky Film Studios Production, Moscow Screenplay: I. Olshansky Direction: L. Kulidjanov, Yu. Segel Camera: V. Shumsky Sets: V. Bogomolov ...Rate it:

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The Next Best Thing
Tom Ropelewski
2000		To the left. Breathe. Open your chest. Again. - Here you go, boss. - Thanks. - Hi. - I couldn't get a sitter. It's okay. Go get a mat. Hi....Rate it:

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The Night After
Lewis William
2016		(Drew is typing on her computer at work as danny walks in ) Danny: what you doing Drew:Nothing Danny:Ok Drew:How are you Danny Danny:I�...Rate it:

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The Night Before
Jonathan Levine
2015		Here's a little story I'd like to tell... about three best friends and their first Noel. It begins right before Christmas 2001... when a young ...Rate it:

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The Night Before Christmas
Jess Hill
1941		1 NARRATOR: It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house... ...not a creature was stirring... ...not even a mouse. [SNIFFING] ...Rate it:

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The Night Eats the World
Jérémie Guez
2018		I can't believe you came. - You didn't tell me you were celebrating something. They're just some of my dear friends. Yeah, I just came to get m...Rate it:

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The Night Flier
Mark Pavia
1997		Come in, over. I can't have you sitting in the middle of my runway, host Respond, over. This is Buck Kendall trying you again. You gotta move ...Rate it:

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