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Diary Of A Wimpy Kid
Jackie Filgo
2010		RODRICK: (WHISPERING) Greg? GREG: (GROGGILY) Mmm. - (IN SINGSONG) Greg? - What? - Greg! - Huh? What? What are you doing? Get up! Mom and Dad...Rate it:

(4.31 / 16 votes)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days
Maya Forbes
2012		Want to grab that? I can't believe it's so crowded. School isn't even out yet. Maybe we should come back. How about never? That...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Gabe Sachs
2011		Seventh-grader. Sounds a lot better than sixth-grader. This is a Greg thing. I don't see why I had to come. Because, Rodrick, this is a ...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
You've Got Mail
Nora Ephron
1998		[KEYBOARD CLACKING] [BEEPING] FRANK: Amazing. This is amazing! Listen to this: The entire work force of Virginia... ...had Solitaire removed ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 7 votes)
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
Keenen Ivory Wayans
1988		1 Gold fever Gold fever Gold fever I'm changin' things I'm changin' things I'm gonna git you, sucka You dirty mother... Don't say that. I'...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)
Pokemon the Movie: I Choose You!
Shôji Yonemura
2017		1 Yes, this battle of the Pokmon League finals is really picking up steam! Gengar dodges it! It's Night Shade! But Blastoise withstands it! ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
He's Just Not That Into You
Abby Kohn
2009		EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
I'll Be Seeing You
Charles Martin
1944		-A package of gum, please. -No gum. -Then give me a chocolate almond bar. -Chocolate almond bar? No chocolate almond bars and no gum. Where ha...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Irreplaceable You
Bess Wohl
2018		[delicate piano music] [Abbie] What if we stayed in bed all day? [Sam] That sounds like the best day ever. We should stay here all week. [Abbie...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
George Marion Jr.
1939		- Come on, let's sit down. - I don't want to sit down. - Well, then, let's dance. - And I don't want to dance. - What's the matter with you ton...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Everyone Says I Love You
Woody Allen
1996		1 # Just you # # Just me # # Let's find a cozy spot # # Where no one can see # # Just us # # Just we # # We've missed an awful lot # # What...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Have You Seen My Daughter?
Lindsay Doliver
2000		Kimberly:Albertine,I'm Gonna Take Lillian Upstairs, I'll Be Back In A Little Bit. Albertine:Okay. Kimberly:Come On,Honey! Lillian:(Disappears Fr...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer
Kathy Waugh
2011		(ORCHESTRA TUNING) - (TAPPING) - GIRL: OK, enough tuning already. - Settle, people! Quiet, please! - (TAPPING) - Strings. - (TUNING STOPS) O...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Not the Three Stooges XXX
Will Ryder
2012		Everybody inside! Come on. Time for your chores. But, Sister Mary-Mengele, the game's tied. Can't we just play another couple minutes? Please! ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
You, Me and Dupree
Michael LeSieur
2006		(ALL CAUSE OF YOU PLAYING) CARL: You have very beautiful toes. Did I ever tell you that? Yes, you have. I'm not even... I'm not even a foot g...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Me Before You
Jojo Moyes
2016		Now, you see, this is what we could be doing on holiday. not all the hiking up mountain stuff that you are planning. It tickles, it tickles! Do ...Rate it:

(3.84 / 12 votes)
Kid Gorgeous at radio city
John Mulaney
2018		[organ music playing] Welcome to Radio City Music Hall. It’s time. Any questions? No. Walk with me. [eerie organ music playing] [mechanical whirrin...Rate it:

(3.75 / 12 votes)
John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid
John Mulaney
2015		All right, Petunia. Wish me luck out there. You will die on August 7th, 2037. That's pretty good. All right. Hello. Hello, Chicago. Nice to ...Rate it:

(3.67 / 9 votes)
I Love You, Daddy
Louis C.K.
2017		So, what did you want to talk about? China wanted me to talk to you about something. Okay. She wants to come and live with me for the rest of...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Catch Me If You Can
Jeff Nathanson
2002		Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
Jeff Kinney
2017		(DRUMROLL) (FANFARE PLAYING) (MUSIC ENDS) Do we have to come to Corny's? This place is for babies. Then you fit right in, Greggy. It's not a ...Rate it:

(3.43 / 26 votes)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Adam Sandler
2008		You don't mess with the Zohan! Come disco. No, no, no. I no disco, I make the fish. Danny, come on, go disco. Oh, okay. Disco! Danny, that lo...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
George Carlin
1999		That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
God's Not Dead
Hunter Dennis
2014		1 It wasn't enough No, it's not enough So just let it go J" But the angels, they brought you And they're gonna hold you up They see the fe...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)

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