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He's Just Not That Into You
Abby Kohn
2009		EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
I'll Be Seeing You
Charles Martin
1944		-A package of gum, please. -No gum. -Then give me a chocolate almond bar. -Chocolate almond bar? No chocolate almond bars and no gum. Where ha...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Irreplaceable You
Bess Wohl
2018		[delicate piano music] [Abbie] What if we stayed in bed all day? [Sam] That sounds like the best day ever. We should stay here all week. [Abbie...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man
George Marion Jr.
1939		- Come on, let's sit down. - I don't want to sit down. - Well, then, let's dance. - And I don't want to dance. - What's the matter with you ton...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Everyone Says I Love You
Woody Allen
1996		1 # Just you # # Just me # # Let's find a cozy spot # # Where no one can see # # Just us # # Just we # # We've missed an awful lot # # What...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Have You Seen My Daughter?
Lindsay Doliver
2000		Kimberly:Albertine,I'm Gonna Take Lillian Upstairs, I'll Be Back In A Little Bit. Albertine:Okay. Kimberly:Come On,Honey! Lillian:(Disappears Fr...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
You, Me and Dupree
Michael LeSieur
2006		(ALL CAUSE OF YOU PLAYING) CARL: You have very beautiful toes. Did I ever tell you that? Yes, you have. I'm not even... I'm not even a foot g...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Me Before You
Jojo Moyes
2016		Now, you see, this is what we could be doing on holiday. not all the hiking up mountain stuff that you are planning. It tickles, it tickles! Do ...Rate it:

(3.84 / 12 votes)
I Love You, Daddy
Louis C.K.
2017		So, what did you want to talk about? China wanted me to talk to you about something. Okay. She wants to come and live with me for the rest of...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Red Dog
Daniel Taplitz
2011		1 I got some money in my pocket I got the car keys in my hand I got myself a couple of tickets... Hey. Come on, babe, you know there ain't...Rate it:

(3.50 / 40 votes)
Catch Me If You Can
Jeff Nathanson
2002		Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Adam Sandler
2008		You don't mess with the Zohan! Come disco. No, no, no. I no disco, I make the fish. Danny, come on, go disco. Oh, okay. Disco! Danny, that lo...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
George Carlin
1999		That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Kevin Williamson
1997		1 see the curtains hanging in the window people trying not alive a little light a-shining in the window lets me know everything's all right...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)
Johnny Mad Dog
Emmanuel Dongala
2008		This way! Get out! Get your ass here! Open the door! You, get out! What you doing? Bring your ass here! Where you going? Hey you! With the...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
You Can't Take It with You
Robert Riskin
1938		- Good morning, Mr. Kirby. - Good morning. - Good morning, A.P. - Good morning. Good morning. - No pictures. - New York Times, Mr. Kirby. We...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Mr. Nobody
Jaco Van Dormael
2009		They can't do shit, man! The fuckin' Ibanians can suck your balls, man! If they tell tales on races to the cops, everyone will spit on them, m...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
The Devil You Know
Alex Michaelides
2013		[ Silence ] [ Sound Effect ] [ Music ] [ Music & Gun Shots ] [ Music ] Hey! [ Music ] [ Inaudible Discussion ] [ Birds Chirping ] That was...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Tomorrow You're Gone
Matthew F. Jones
2012		My dear Charlie, When you get' out... you're going to feel free as a bird. There is not much more a man could want. Fuck all, I mean, who wou...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
What to Expect When You're Expecting
Shauna Cross
2012		1 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) (TV SHOW THEME PLAYING) HUTCH: Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor. I'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Holl...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
You Kill Me
Christopher Markus
2007		And remember to join us this weekend for the Polish Heritage Festival featuring a battle of the polka bands at the Buffalo Civic Center. And...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)
A Boy and His Dog
L.Q. Jones
1975		Ahem. World War 3. Hot and cold. Lasted from... Dog: Hold. Dog: Female. Dog: Rover pack has her, 125 yards. Dog: Solo, waiting to move in, 7...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)
Down to You
Kris Isacsson
2000		First love. We've all been through it. It can really take a hold of you. Make you do some pretty crazy things. They remind me of my first love....Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
The Shaggy Dog
Bill Walsh
1959		[Barks] (music) ["The Shaggy Dog" plays] [Man] Go on, get out of here! Go on, get! [Barks] (music) [song continues] [Narrator] This is a shag...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)

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