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You Only Live Twice
Roald Dahl
1967
Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...Rate it:

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The Night Manager
David Farr
2016
Episode 1 PRE-SHOOTING SCRIPT 15-3-15 THE INK FACTORY Developed in association with BBC/AMC 1 I/E ZERMATT. PINE’S APARTMENT. EVENING. 1...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
A Night at the Pleasurewood Hills...
Sara Shah
0
SCRIPT {phone rings} Summer : hello? May i know who is on the other end? Lauren: hello Summer! Its me Lauren. We are on a tri-call with Emma on the...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
A Night in Old Mexico
William D. Wittliff
2013
A NIGHT IN OLD MEXICO Hey, JayQue, how you doing man? Everything okay? Bring it here. Let me see the money first. Look man, here's the money. ...Rate it:

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Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred
David A. Goodman
2011
Hey, it's Fred! My life is a horror movie! It's so scary! I'm so scared! And you'll be, too, once you hear about it. You'll be scared and sc...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Live Free or Die Hard
Mark Bomback
2007
Well.... I am sending you the code. Yes I see that, thank you. - What about my account? - Delivering. i I have just sent it, you should have ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
One Dark Night
Tom McLoughlin
1982
1 - Thank you, thank you. No, no. Please, please, don't, don't. (screaming horrifically) (suspenseful music) - [Captain Lewis] This is Capta...Rate it:

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Rough Night
Lucia Aniello
2017
1 Woman, you know you're a woman You got to be... - There she is. Hey. - Hi, guys. All right, baby girl. You go, baby girl. You go, baby gir...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 2
Ol Parker
2015
1 I came in last night about half past ten That baby of mine wouldn't let me in So movin' on over Rockin' on over Move over, little doll The ...Rate it:

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The Night of the Hunter
James Agee
1955
FULL SHOT -- THE STARLIT SKY VOICE And He opened His mouth and taught ...Rate it:

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The Night We Never Met
Warren Leight
1993
Good morning, New York! Chuck Barber here with your sports update. Recapping last night's action... The Yanks lost. The Mets lost. The Knick...Rate it:

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Game Night
Mark Perez
2018
1 Who cares about winning? Let's get drunk! Now we're going into the lightning round. Let's do it. So from now on, you'll be shouting out yo...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Night at the Museum
Robert Ben Garant
2006
Hey, watch it. Oh, come on. Hey, Mike! -Hey, Larry. -How you doing? Have you seen Nicky? I'm pretty sure he went with Erica. It was half day...Rate it:

(3.57 / 7 votes)
Clash by Night
Alfred Hayes
1952
Okay, boys, let's get her unloaded. Sooner the quicker. Go to cannery, go to farm, go to picking grape. Everywhere I go, bosses says no. Jerry...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury
Adam F. Goldberg
2011
[Hiccup] This is Berk, boasting the kind of balmy, fun-in-the-sun climate that will give you frostbite on your spleen. The one upside is our ...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
The Night of the Iguana
Anthony Veiller
1964
Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart... ...be always acceptable in thy sight. O Lord, my strength... ...and my redeemer. ...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
It Happened One Night
Robert Riskin
1934
FADE IN: Part One The HARBOR at Miami Beach FADES IN, providing quick VIEWS of yachts, aquaplanes, and luxurious sh...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)
A Midsummer Night's Dream
William Shakespeare
1935
Hippolyta. I wooed you with my sword and won your love doing you injuries. But I will wed you in another key. With pomp, with triumph and with...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Robert Getchell
1974
ALICE: Wait. No, wait. I can do that better. I can sing better than Alice Faye. ALICE: I swear to Christ I can. MOTHER: Allie! Allie! Alice Gr...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Best Day Ever
James Handshoe
2014
We spend a lot of time worrying about career, money, what people will think of us, and if we'll ever find love. After all, isn't that what lif...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
Graham Chapman
1982
20th CENTURY FROG ARS GRATIA ARTIS PRESENTS STARRING (ALPHABETICALLY) GRAHAM CHAPMAN INTERNATIONALLY SUPER STARRING (ALPHABETICALLY) JOHN CLE...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
The Night Manager
David Farr
2016
Episode 2 THE INK FACTORY Developed in association with BBC/AMC 1 INT. MALLORCA. ROPER’S VILLA. BATHROOM. DAY. 1 A beautiful mirrored bat...Rate it:

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Best in Show
Christopher Guest
2000
I imagine the bestplace to start is at the beginning. Meg. Why are you here? Beatrice has... ...been showing signs of depression. She's also ...Rate it:

(2.67 / 3 votes)
Good Night Good Morning
Sudhish Kamath
2010
Now we just have to deal with the cold and the wind for the party tonight at Times Square High wind warning in effect till midnight acting wi...Rate it:

(2.00 / 2 votes)

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