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On Body and Soul
Ildikó Enyedi
2017		ON BODY AND SOUL Come down at once. You'll see, it can't be repaired. You never come down! You haven't been down in years. I know it's not you...Rate it:

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Once Upon a Time in China and America
Cheuk-Hon Szeto
1997		Hey Stop! Hey! Stop! Mister What is your name? Shit! It means... ...asking for your name There is a "Shit" man wanting us to stop But in s...Rate it:

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One and Two
Andrew Droz Palermo
2015		Breakfast is on the table. We're burning daylight. Come on. Let's go. - Zac. - I'm coming. We gotta get this done by nightfall. Go on now. M...Rate it:

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Oranges and Sunshine
Rona Munro
2010		Sue, right now, your baby needs to be safe and you need a bit of support, don't you? I know you love her. Of course you do. But this will giv...Rate it:

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Oscar and Lucinda
Laura Jones
1997		I would have no story to tell you... if my great-grandfather had not wagered everything... to bring that church here to the Bellinger River. ...Rate it:

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Outlaws and Angels
JT Mollner
2016		Where's it all begin? Violence. The gun Isabelle! The knife The axe Isabelle, come here. How's it born? How's it start? We all just wanna m...Rate it:

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Owl And The Sparrow
Stephane Gauger
2007		Who cut these this morning? Sinh's station. Sinh's station. Sinh. Who cut these this morning? Who? Me. You, Thuy? You measured all wrong. T...Rate it:

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Pals and Gals
Jack White
1954		Well, Doc, how about it? This man has a very bad leg. You're telling me. The vein in his right leg is greatly enlarged. See here. Midway betw...Rate it:

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Pat and Mike
Ruth Gordon
1952		Up off the ground. That's right, pass it high. Up off the ground. Pass it high. Sal. Take over, will you? - Hey, I was just looking for you up...Rate it:

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Pete Winning and the Pirates
James Christopher
2015		1 After the great flood of 2029 and the ensuing war, food and drinkable water became scarce. Radiation pockets made sea travel the only method...Rate it:

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Peter And Vandy
Jay DiPietro
2009		I love you. You do? I do. Well good. I love you too. But then you've known that for a few hours now. I've never been here before. This is gr...Rate it:

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Piled Higher and Deeper
Jorge Cham
2011		[drumming] [music] [alarm sound] [music] So...? Well, professor, I was hoping I could talk to you about your research? What for? It's all on ...Rate it:

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Pit and the Pendulum
Richard Matheson
1961		- Yes? | - I wish to see don Medina. - Yes? | - I wish to see don Medina. - My name... | - I'm sorry. Don Medina is not receiving | visitors at ...Rate it:

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Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea
Hideki Sonoda
2006		Our world, their world... it is a Pokmon world, filled with the most amazing creatures imaginable. They fill the oceans, thrive in the mountai...Rate it:

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Pokemon the Movie: Black - Victini and Reshiram
Hideki Sonoda
2011		The Pokmon world! An astounding place, that almost defies description, with it's abundance and granger and of course, Pokmon! Flying high, abo...Rate it:

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Pokemon the Movie: White - Victini and Zekrom
Junichi Masuda
2011		The Pokmon world! An astounding place, that almost defies description, with it's abundance and granger and of course, Pokmon! Flying high, abo...Rate it:

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Policeman and Me
Nami Yoshikawa
2017		1 Oh no. Oh no. - Kako, hurry up. - I'm sorry! Oh no. Oh no. Look, the tram is coming. Sorry, sorry. Hurry up! - Sorry I'm late. - It's fin...Rate it:

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Pride and Glory
Joe Carnahan
2008		We follow! HONOR AND GLORY Come on kid, you can! The flags in I see Come on, you can! Hi guys I thought you were not Sorry ... I had to do ...Rate it:

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Rasputin and the Empress
Charles MacArthur
1932		[Men singing in Russian] [Bells ringing] [Choir singing in Russian] Almighty lord of hosts, preserver of holy Russia, 300 years this day hav...Rate it:

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Rasputin: The Mad Monk
Anthony Hinds
1966		!GREETINGS! RASPUTIN Raspoutine, Le Moine Fou "Hossein Saj. " My presence is henceforth useless. - If she regains consciousness, give me a b...Rate it:

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RENIS Betty Boop and her Sir Boop in Monte Carlo Summer 23
Reni I von Bifamo
2023		BB: Sir, my love, is it not wonderfully in the opera? The architecture, the style, the art, and the performance from the Artists. I like so much th...Rate it:

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Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire
Sean Paul Murphy
2013		III The end of time has come at last. Long ago in the Holy Scriptures it was written that the fate of the world would not be swift and pain...Rate it:

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Rich and Strange
Dale Collins
1931		Hello, Emily. Hello, Fred. I think you'll lik e me in this dress when it's done. Oh. Have you broken your umbrella? I made you steak and kid...Rate it:

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Richard Pryor ...Here and Now
Richard Pryor
1983		Richard Pryor will make me laugh until I cry. - I love his humor. - He can make anything funny. He hits home. After all, that's why I'm here, ...Rate it:

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