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The Girl with All the Gifts Mike Carey 2016	1 (MELANIE TAKES DEEP BREATH) MELANIE: (WHISPERS) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 1...	Rate it: (3.50 / 4 votes)
All About My Mother Pedro Almodóvar 1999	I'm going to call. TRANSPLANT COORDINATION National Transplant Organization. - Manuela, Ramn y Cajal Hospital. - Yes. We've got a possible do...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
Catch Me If You Can Jeff Nathanson 2002	Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan Adam Sandler 2008	You don't mess with the Zohan! Come disco. No, no, no. I no disco, I make the fish. Danny, come on, go disco. Oh, okay. Disco! Danny, that lo...	Rate it: (3.33 / 3 votes)
George Carlin: You Are All Diseased George Carlin 1999	That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...	Rate it: (3.25 / 4 votes)
Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map Jeff Dunham 2014	Jeff Dunham: Five continents. 12 countries. 19 cities. 50,000 miles. Five characters. One dead terrorist. We're all over the map. (Title Card) Je...	Rate it: (3.20 / 5 votes)
I Know What You Did Last Summer Kevin Williamson 1997	1 see the curtains hanging in the window people trying not alive a little light a-shining in the window lets me know everything's all right...	Rate it: (3.00 / 3 votes)
Jim Thorpe - All-American Douglas Morrow 1951	Ladies and gentlemen, the honorable Roy J. Turner, Governor of the State of Oklahoma. Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here this evening ...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
You Can't Take It with You Robert Riskin 1938	- Good morning, Mr. Kirby. - Good morning. - Good morning, A.P. - Good morning. Good morning. - No pictures. - New York Times, Mr. Kirby. We...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
All Things Fall Apart 50 Cent 2011	Three! Okay, first and ten and Deon Barnes on a roll with three touchdowns and a hundred yards rushing. He gets... yeah, yeah, hoo... Hut! A...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
The Devil You Know Alex Michaelides 2013	[ Silence ] [ Sound Effect ] [ Music ] [ Music & Gun Shots ] [ Music ] Hey! [ Music ] [ Inaudible Discussion ] [ Birds Chirping ] That was...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Tomorrow You're Gone Matthew F. Jones 2012	My dear Charlie, When you get' out... you're going to feel free as a bird. There is not much more a man could want. Fuck all, I mean, who wou...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
What to Expect When You're Expecting Shauna Cross 2012	1 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) (TV SHOW THEME PLAYING) HUTCH: Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor. I'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Holl...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Jingle All the Way Randy Kornfield 1996	Look! It's Turbo Man and Booster! Kill them both! Turbo disk, anyone? Stop him! Go, go, Demon Team! Help, Turbo Man! I'm coming, Billy! Ta-t...	Rate it: (2.50 / 2 votes)
You Kill Me Christopher Markus 2007	And remember to join us this weekend for the Polish Heritage Festival featuring a battle of the polka bands at the Buffalo Civic Center. And...	Rate it: (2.50 / 2 votes)
I Can Do Bad All By Myself Tyler Perry 2009	Hello. Hello. -Hello. -Hello. That's what we do at Club Indigo. The more you drink, the better I look. And the more you drink, the better y...	Rate it: (2.36 / 11 votes)
Down to You Kris Isacsson 2000	First love. We've all been through it. It can really take a hold of you. Make you do some pretty crazy things. They remind me of my first love....	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
The Madness of King George Alan Bennett 1994	(Child) Give it me! Amelia. Captain Greville, ma'am... His Majesty's new equerry. Captain Fitzroy? Uh... Could you show me... Oh, God. Come ...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
This Above All R.C. Sherriff 1942	Hello. Yes, this is Upper Walsham 3, Cathaway manor house. Dinner's ready, Mr. Parsons. Yes? Oh, yes, Miss Prudence, did you want to speak to t...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
...and justice for all. Valerie Curtin 1979	I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States ofAmerica. And to the republic, for which it stands. One nation under God, indivisible, w...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
1 Mile to You Jeremy Jackson 2017	1 Run. Run. Hold you here inside my heart In walls of steel and stone I, and I alone must bear the relics of your love In the shadow of the...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Case of You Christian Long 2013	[PROJECTOR WHIRRING] [YELLOW OSTRICH'S MARATHON MAN PLAYING] [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC] When I was a boy of 17 I know it's mean But I told my friend ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Spell on You Jack Fishburn 2015	1 (SOFT PIANO MUSIC) Soft Fragile eyes Reflex smile White sheets enfold you So new To this world Where have you been Oh, sexy Becks, can ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Against All Flags Æneas MacKenzie 1952	That's the full 20. Take him to his cabin. Don't trouble to rise, Hawke. I deeply regret the necessity for this flogging. Thank you, sir. I d...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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