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A Midsummer Night's Dream William Shakespeare 1935	Hippolyta. I wooed you with my sword and won your love doing you injuries. But I will wed you in another key. With pomp, with triumph and with...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Robert Getchell 1974	ALICE: Wait. No, wait. I can do that better. I can sing better than Alice Faye. ALICE: I swear to Christ I can. MOTHER: Allie! Allie! Alice Gr...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Best Day Ever James Handshoe 2014	We spend a lot of time worrying about career, money, what people will think of us, and if we'll ever find love. After all, isn't that what lif...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Chris D'Elia: Man on Fire Chris D'Elia 2017	1 [] Fire Fire [audience cheering] Man on fire Fire Fire Fire Man on fire Yes. [audience continues cheering] Yes. All right. Yeah. Al...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger - London, New York, Johannesburg Chris Rock 2008	What's up? Yeah! Yeah! What's up, Johannesburg? What's up, New York? What's up, London? Ah! Yes, I'm in Jo'burg! I finally made it! Whoo! N...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl Graham Chapman 1982	20th CENTURY FROG ARS GRATIA ARTIS PRESENTS STARRING (ALPHABETICALLY) GRAHAM CHAPMAN INTERNATIONALLY SUPER STARRING (ALPHABETICALLY) JOHN CLE...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
The Night Manager David Farr 2016	Episode 2 THE INK FACTORY Developed in association with BBC/AMC 1 INT. MALLORCA. ROPER’S VILLA. BATHROOM. DAY. 1 A beautiful mirrored bat...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Best in Show Christopher Guest 2000	I imagine the bestplace to start is at the beginning. Meg. Why are you here? Beatrice has... ...been showing signs of depression. She's also ...	Rate it: (2.67 / 3 votes)
Good Night Good Morning Sudhish Kamath 2010	Now we just have to deal with the cold and the wind for the party tonight at Times Square High wind warning in effect till midnight acting wi...	Rate it: (2.00 / 2 votes)
Deep in the Heart of Texas: Dave Chappelle Live at Austin City Dave Chappelle 2017	He's in the trance. He isn't thinking of jokes, though. He's composing the voiceover I'm saying to you right now. Getting me to agree to this ...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
Medium Raw: Night of the Wolf Andrew Cymek 2010	I could give you Comfort I could lay you down I could be The one Who cares I could take The fear The disappointment You've had en...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
Night School Ruth Avergon 1981	That's vvhat you vvanna be vvhen you grovv up? Uh-huh. - A schoolteacher? - Uh-huh. Well, why, for heaven's sakes? Because I like you. Well, I l...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
Ricky Gervais Live 2: Politics Ricky Gervais 2004	Thank you. Hello, Chicago. How are you? Wow wow. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. I, um... Thank you. Thank you. That was ...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
'Twas the Night Jim Lincoln 2001	1 Boy: 'TWAS THE NIGH BEFORE CHRISTMAS, AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE, NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE. [CHILD SCREAMS] THE STOCKIN...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
30 Days of Night Steve Niles 2007	Strange. Who would do something like this? Maybe someone got upset about their roaming charges. Stealing satellite phones makes sense, you can...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
30 Days of Night: Dark Days Steve Niles 2010	I never wanted a war. I just wanted people to know what happened here. Ninety-eight men, women, children... ...my husband. And yet no one beli...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Cry in the Night David Dortort 1956	Well there it is! The City! It could be your town or my town. How well do you know it. Surprised? What did you suspect? We call this Lovers Lo...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Few Best Men Dean Craig 2011	MAN: Hey. How do you like this? Paradise. I never want to go home! David, come on! It's going to be amazing! - Are you ready for your surprise...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night Ana Lily Amirpour 2014	1 Can I have some money? I said, Can I have some money?" Kid, how many times do I have to tell you? I don't have money. With a car like this? ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Hard Day's Night Alun Owen 1964	EXTERIOR STREETS OUTSIDE RAILWAY TERMINAL DAY The film opens with crowds of girls, shot in a sequence of CLOSE-UPS,...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Midsummer Night's Dream Michael Hoffman 1999	We'll eat with these. Crystal! Ah. [ Sighs ] Now, fair Hippolyta, our nuptial hour draws on apace. Four happy days bring in another moon. B...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy Woody Allen 1982	(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Night at the Opera George S. Kaufman 1935	- The gentleman has not arrived? - No, he has not. I'm afraid the dinner will be spoiled. What difference does it make? It's too late to dine n...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Night at the Roxbury Will Ferrell 1998	FADE IN: EXT. PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES - SUNSET As we hear "What is Love" by HADDAWAY -- night falls and partytime b...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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