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National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze
Patrick Casey
2003		Hey, Pete! Hey, hold this. I bought some sausage to go with crackers for Adrienne and me because we made out last night. Think she likes crac...Rate it:

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National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party
John 'J.D.' Drury
2013		As you go forth on your journey, and lead us into the next century, I know that you're going out into this world and will give one hundred and...Rate it:

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New World
Hoon-jung Park
2013		1 a Sanai Pictures production presented by NEW international sales Finecut executive producer KIM Woo-taek. The events, characters and institu...Rate it:

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One Piece Film 10: Strong World
Unknown
2009		This is madness. There's only one man I know who's capable of doing this. The survivor of the Pirate King Gol D. Roger's generation... Where hav...Rate it:

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Ordinary World
Lee Kirk
2016		(cheering, applause) (muttering, indistinct) I am. I drank the whole bottle of Baileys. Oh! Welcome to the news. Oh, Pete, it's time for yo...Rate it:

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Peep World
Peter Himmelstein
2010		Henry Meyerwitz had never wanted any children. But when he had his first, he remembered an old proverb: "Commit a sin twice, and it Will not s...Rate it:

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Pocahontas 2: Journey to a New World
Allen Estrin
1998		He's inside. - Get him! - He's gone! - Search the room. - Hey, a party. Am I invited? "John Smith, in the name of the king, you are under ar...Rate it:

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Quick Gun Murugun
Rajesh Devraj
2009		In our country heroes don't die. Heroes fight against evil for the good. I fought to save the cows. Then how... How? How can I die? So this...Rate it:

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Robert Frost: A Lover's Quarrel with the World
Robert Hughes
1963		[Birds Chirping] [ Frost ] A career like mine, you know... could end, as someone might say mockingly... What began in felicity and the privac...Rate it:

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Robot World
Neil Rowe
2015		1 Project Connection: A planetary operation to build two machines in our planet's orbit. Known simple as Machine I and Machine II. Objective: T...Rate it:

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San qiang pai an jing qi (A Woman A Gun And A Noodle Shop AKA The First Gun)
Zhengchao Xu
2009		Wang's Noodle Shop - Help! Zhao and Chen! - What's wrong? What's he up to? This Persian is trying to make a sale by showing off his sword. Yo...Rate it:

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Sea Rex 3D: Journey to a Prehistoric World
Richard Dowlearn
2010		1 (EXCITED VOlCES SPEAK DUTCH) It was in one of the galleries of St Peter's Mount, at about 500 paces from the main entry and at 90 feet belo...Rate it:

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Shirley World
David Pursall
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Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Kerry Conran
2004		Attention. Please prepare for docking procedure. There's a package for you, Miss Perkins. They didn't leave a name. - Said it was important. ...Rate it:

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Son of a Gun
Julius Avery
2014		Open your mouth. Wider. Turn your head to the side, let's see behind your ear. And then your other ear. Anything in your pockets? Empty it all...Rate it:

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Speed Racer: Wonderful World of Racing - The Amazing Racer Family
Josh Oreck
2008		[Acoustic guitar playing] Alli gillie: wild wind carry me to a place I'd rather be wild wind pure and strong sing your siren song hoo ooh o...Rate it:

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Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World
Robert Rodriguez
2011		Agent Cortez? This is Danger D'Amo. Give me a status update. Visual ID has been made. The subject has entered the location right on time. Aces...Rate it:

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Stewart Lee: Carpet Remnant World
Stewart Lee
2012		('70s GERMAN ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to enter the Carpet Remnant World of Stewart Lee! (AUDIENCE APPLAU...Rate it:

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Team America: World Police
Trey Parker
2004		Oh, hello. Jean Francois? Jean Francois? Jean Francois. You in the robes. Put down the weapon of mass destruction and get on the ground. You...Rate it:

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Teardrops in the Snow: The Making of 'The Saddest Music in the World'
John Barnard
2003		You are a very sad man, Mr. Kent. Nothing gets me down, sugar. Put your hands on the ice... next to mine. Just a second. Stand behind me. Fo...Rate it:

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Thank You For Smoking
Jason Reitman
2005		Robin Williger. He is a 15-year-old freshman from Racine, Wisconsin. He enjoys studying history. He's on the debate team. Robin's future looke...Rate it:

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The Batman Superman Movie: World's Finest
Alan Burnett
1997		Hang on there, Clyde! Sorry, miss, we're closed. Just look at what I'm selling! You'll plotz! Good work, Harley girl. Now, what would be a sui...Rate it:

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The Best Thief in the World
Jacob Kornbluth
2004		[Beat box music plays] Yeah! This is our show right here! Bitch! We're rapping kids, yo. We're rapping kids! Don't mess with us! Say what? ...Rate it:

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The Center of the World
Ellen Benjamin Wong
2001		Rocks for my pillow and sand for my bed For better or for worse I left him for dead But two rivers to each other run Words that shook me lik...Rate it:

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