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Elizabeth Chandler
2001
If someone had asked me not long ago... why I thought it was that men left women and never came back, I would have said this: "New cow. " The...Rate it:

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Kim Fupz Aakeson
2014
SOMEONE YOU LOVE Thank you? Living room and piano there. Kitchen there. Your room here. We have a great night planned for you. A lot of won...Rate it:

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Richard Tanne
2016
( music playing ) - Lunch is almost up, honey. - Okay. Yes? - Thought it wasn't a date. - It wasn't and it isn't. Thought you said he was jus...Rate it:

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Steve Martin
2018
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Steve Martin! Thank you! Thank you very much. Thank you. Wow! Thank you so much! It's not necessary. T...Rate it:

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Peter Farrelly
2003
Slow it down, Bob. Need a doughnut break. We're having chest pains. Keep it moving, flabby. Opening night is less than a week away. Where in ...Rate it:

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Rajan Aggarwal
2011
Sanjana... we aren't happy... it seems as if we are living a compromise. The spark is gone. Our marriage isn't working out. Alright, Raj. I ...Rate it:

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Arunlal Ramachandran
2013
- Clean up those plates - Okay " Dai! " Sir! Haven't you been asked to close shop by this hour? I was about to wind up but that big chicken ...Rate it:

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Jason Reitman
2005
Robin Williger. He is a 15-year-old freshman from Racine, Wisconsin. He enjoys studying history. He's on the debate team. Robin's future looke...Rate it:

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Jason Hall
2017
I was a good soldier. I had purpose, and I loved it. I rode shotgun in a lead Humvee, and I looked for bombs. You don't see the bomb unless ...Rate it:

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Norman Panama
1943
How's your love life? Well, thank your lucky stars Yes, thank your lucky stars It's doing fine Keep your love life As sweet as candy bars And...Rate it:

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Tom Hanks
1996
[Pop] [Whistling Song] [Continues] [Ends] [Cymbals Shiver] [Record Starts] [Jazz Plays] [Telephone Rings] [Ring] Patterson's. Man: What's...Rate it:

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Ruth Prawer Jhabvala
2009
[rhythmic instrumental music] [sweeping wistful music] [sprawling music] [dog barking] Victor. Victor! Victor, come on! Ooph! Bad dog. [ba...Rate it:

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Lem Dobbs
2012
A Federal Grand Jury in Detroit today charged the thirteen top leaders of 'the Weathermen' with plotting to bomb public buildings in Chicago, De...Rate it:

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Rémi Bezançon
2008
THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE - I'll go before Fleur wakes. - This is pathetic. He's my dog; I decide. You live life until it's over....Rate it:

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Mitch Albom
2004
1 This is a story about a man named Eddie... and it begins at the end, with Eddie dying in the sun. You might think it strange... to start a ...Rate it:

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Mark Young
2009
College boy thought he'd have him a color TV. -Hey, y'all, look-a here. -I didn't do anything. Suit on the outside and a Negro on the inside. ...Rate it:

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Sam Rogers
2005
"TO CATCH A HICCUP" Piglet is singing to himself, setting a lunch table for Pooh, although he gets a bad case of the hiccups. Pooh thinks...Rate it:

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Scott Rosenberg
1995
Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs|to kiss her fella, made a mistake|and kissed a snake. How many doctors|did it take? - One, two, thr...Rate it:

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Noah Pink
2017
1 Welcome back. We are broadcasting live from Seattle to give you the moment you've been waiting for all summer long. Two contestants remain...Rate it:

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Shûji Terayama
1971
Don't cry. Let's go. Can you walk? Is it OK? Let's put on your shoes. Slowly. Is it OK? Ken, I love you. Sitting in the darkness of the loca...Rate it:

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Tomoko Yoshida
2016
1 It was love at first sight. On my usual commute to school, I suddenly found myself head over heels. In response, my first thought was, Gim...Rate it:

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Roberto Benigni
1983
Come! Come! Dale! The sheep must walk alone. Come Smarrita! Do not stop! Come here! On the other hand! You left and career change, eh! Do n...Rate it:

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Trevor Nunn
1996
I'll tell the tale now listen to me With a hey ho the wind and the rain but merry or sad Which shall it be? For the rain... it raineth every ...Rate it:

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Phil Vischer
1995
Bob: Okay, Larry, it's time for the theme song. Larry: Uh, yeah, Bob. What do I do? Bob: Hmm... Let's see. I know. You play the guitar. Larry: B...Rate it:

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