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Beautiful Thing Jonathan Harvey 1996	Right! Now! This is Mr. Bennett, and he's going to be taking the boys for football. Mr. Bennett foolishly wants to be a teacher. -Look at the f...	Rate it: (5.00 / 3 votes)
One Direction: This Is Us Unknown 2013	1 When I was small, I had a desk. It was weird, because I wrote on it, "When I grow up, I wanna be a singer." I, like, scribed it in. And it's...	Rate it: (5.00 / 3 votes)
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Melvin Frank 1966	"("? "Comedy Tonight)" ? "Something familiar, something peculiar" ? "Something for everyone.:" a comedy tonight ? "Something appealing," somet...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
404: Error Not Found Prawaal Raman 2011	The one way to get back your Iost youth and power. The great physician Babush Mathews. Kaamsiddhi CIinic. Room number 302. Behind hoteI GoIdsta...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Another Man's Poison Val Guest 1951	Hello. Are you alone? If you're not alone,don't mention my name. It's very important. Who do they want to speak to? I don't know. Whom do you...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Cat Shit One Motofumi Kobayashi 2010	This is Cat Shit One. CP, do you copy? This is CP. Over. Three canaries in sight. I've got a visual on ten armed enemies. Good work, Cat Shit ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Joan Didion: The Center Will Not Hold Sean Quetulio 2017	2 I went to San Francisco because I had not been able to work in some months. I'd been paralyzed by the conviction that writing was an irrelev...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Marvel One-Shot: All Hail the King Drew Pearce 2014	My name is Jackson Norris. Today will be the most important of my career. My final interview with the most infamous prisoner in America. A man...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Not Cool Dan Schoffer 2014	The beat takes then I start rockin' The beat takes then I start rockin ' Ah! The beat takes then I start rockin' The beat takes then I star...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Not Without My Daughter David W. Rintels 1991	Mom, you be careful. ALPENA, MICHIGAN 1984 I think this is longer than it used to be! What a lovely day. BASED ON A TRUE STORY - Dad is lookin...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Bo Goldman 1975	EXT. WORK FARM - NIGHTFALL All we SEE is an ELEVATED SHOT of the distant mountains, rolling landscape and McMURPHY -- one cheek laid-open and crus...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
One Hour with You Lothar Schmidt 1932	Now listen, men. Spring is here... and spring is a dangerous time of the year, especially in Paris. The wanderlust is in the air. Travelers ar...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
One Night with the King Stephan Blinn 2006	MORDECAI: From whence comes the purpose of a person's life? Come it by chance, a casting of the lot, or does a call of destiny beckon to each o...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
One-Eyed Jacks Guy Trosper 1961	HIDDEN FACE SONOR, MEXICO, 1880 Clean up fast. We have out before anyone n between. Care, talk down. Sure, got everything? - Yes, and you her...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Ra.One Kanika Dhillon 2011	1 Barron Industries aim to rule... the digital world Surpass 3D Do you wonder... how data travels... from a phone? How does it travel? Surr...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Magical World of Winnie the Pooh Vol. 1 - All for One, One for All Sam Rogers 2003	"RABBIT MARKS THE SPOT" Ahoy, me matey swabs! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Through the 100 Aker Wood! Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's l...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Making of 'The Thing' Mick Garris 1982	Your move: bishop to knight four: My move: knight to rook three: Poor baby, you're startin' to lose it, aren't ya ? Your move: king to rook one...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Thing from Another World Charles Lederer 1951	- H, Eddie. - Hiya, Scotty. - Cold enough for you? - Well, I'm only faintly alive. It's 25 below. - You know everybody? - We haven't met. - M...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
To Be or Not to Be Edwin Justus Mayer 1942	1 TO BE OR NOT TO BE Lubinski, Kubinski... Lominski, Rozanski and Poznanski. We're in Warsaw, the capital of Poland. It's August, 1939. Europe...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Ready Player One Zak Penn 2018	COLUMBUS, OHIO 2045 "THE STACKS" Get ready to feel the feel of reality. X1 No pain, no gain. Pizza guys! - Hello, Wade. - Hello, Mrs. Gilmor...	Rate it: (4.81 / 10 votes)
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Chris Weitz 2016	A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.... Opens on a shot of a planet which pans up to a view of planetary rings with a small ship flying thro...	Rate it: (4.60 / 5 votes)
A Family Thing Billy Bob Thornton 1996	Now, let me run this by you one more time real slow so you can understand it. If you rent a piece of equipment, you are liable for it if you b...	Rate it: (4.33 / 3 votes)
Love Don't Cost a Thing Troy Byer 2003	-Be sure to lock the door. -l'll lock it. Hi, there. Go on in. -Hi, Ms. Morgan. -Oh, Alvin. l should have called you. The kids are having a pa...	Rate it: (4.17 / 6 votes)
Air Force One Andrew W. Marlowe 1997	FADE IN: INT. C-130 HERCULES TURBO-PROP - NIGHT Eighteen combat-ready special forces, wearing assault black, ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 4 votes)

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