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Curious George 3: Back to the Jungle
Margret Rey
2015		I don't know, George. Is it too windy for flying a kite? Thinking that's a yes. George? George! Hi. You're right, George. It's awesome. You ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
VeggieTales: King George and the Ducky
Phil Vischer
2000		(The episode opens on the countertop with Jimmy and Jerry Gourd, who are disguised respectively as Bob and Larry.) Jimmy: Hi, kids! And welcome to...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
George Harrison: Living in the Material World
Unknown
2011		Living In The Material World, Part 1 You know, just go ahead, George, go on and fly away, babe. Just be free and go. And we'll see you down th...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)
George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing
George Carlin
2005		Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Go! Thank you very much! Thank you! I'm a modern man! A man for the millennium! Digital and smoke-free! A d...Rate it:

(4.11 / 17 votes)
My Week With Marilyn
Adrian Hodges
2011		When love goes wrong Nothing goes right This one thing I know When love goes wrong A man takes ight And women get uppity-oh We're having a he...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Longest Week
Peter Glanz
2014		I think that there's something wrong with me. For some reason, I find that the girls that I like as human beings I'm not sexually attracted to ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Week Of
Adam Sandler
2018		1 Had a big one, Dr. C? Another day, another life. Oh, hell yeah. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. And he is out. Can't feel a thi...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
George Carlin
1999		That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
The Madness of King George
Alan Bennett
1994		(Child) Give it me! Amelia. Captain Greville, ma'am... His Majesty's new equerry. Captain Fitzroy? Uh... Could you show me... Oh, God. Come ...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
1982		(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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A Week in Watts
Unknown
2018		It has been extremely controversial, and it's played out across the country. And right now, the perception of law enforcement is people don't tr...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012		1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
2011		All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
2003		( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
2011		1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
2015		1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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Concert for Bangladesh Revisited with George Harrison and Friends
Unknown
2005		Mr Harrison, with all of the enormous problems in the world, how did you happen to choose this one to do something about? Because I was asked by ...Rate it:

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Curious George
Ken Kaufman
2006		Who's to say What's impossible Well, they forgot This world keeps spinning And with each new day I can feel a change in everything And as th...Rate it:

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Eight Days a Week
Michael Davis
1997		This is more retarded than when I got that gumball stuck up my nose. Or the time I wanted to be the first white Harlem Globetrotter. And it's m...Rate it:

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George and the Dragon
Tom Reeve
2004		As the elders explain it, every story begins and ends at the crossing of two paths. So, for some, this story begins on the shores of France. T...Rate it:

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George Carlin: Doin' It Again
George Carlin
1990		So you want to talk about it? Oh yeah. It all started in 1977. I mean, that's when I started doing it regularly. How many times have you don...Rate it:

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George Garrett: A Stoker with Punch
Unknown
2014		bA STOKER/b Why do you cough so much, major? It's because of carbon. Still writing your novel? Hi, sargeant! And you, are you still shooting? ...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)

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