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This Is Where I Leave You Jonathan Tropper 2014	Morning, Randy. Hi. - Morning. Morning. - Good morning. Shelby. Caramel mocha. Judd. You rock. Thank you. I do rock, don't I? - Judd. - Wade...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
You Were Never Really Here Lynne Ramsay 2017	15... 14... 13... - 12... - Stand up straight. - 11. - Stand up straight. - Ten. - Stand up. - Nine. - Only fucking pussy little girls sl...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
404: Error Not Found Prawaal Raman 2011	The one way to get back your Iost youth and power. The great physician Babush Mathews. Kaamsiddhi CIinic. Room number 302. Behind hoteI GoIdsta...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of Unknown 2015	I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Be with You Takuji Ichikawa 2018	1 Between Heaven and Earth is a place called Cloudland. People stay until they're forgotten before going up to Heaven. Mommy Penguin peeped do...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Cat Shit One Motofumi Kobayashi 2010	This is Cat Shit One. CP, do you copy? This is CP. Over. Three canaries in sight. I've got a visual on ten armed enemies. Good work, Cat Shit ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
If I Were You Joan Carr-Wiggin 2012	Hey. I'm on my way home. I just have to stop off and pick up some groceries Give me a call if you hear back. I can pick up the dry cleaning. He...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Imagine You & Me Renato Custodio Jr. 2016	1 They say the way to true love is like a puzzle. Every piece of event is already planned. And those moments that almost happened that you reg...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Joan Didion: The Center Will Not Hold Sean Quetulio 2017	2 I went to San Francisco because I had not been able to work in some months. I'd been paralyzed by the conviction that writing was an irrelev...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Miss You Already Morwenna Banks 2015	(PANTING) (JESS) You know it's funny, I don't remember getting pregnant with you or... Oh, God. And I didn't marry you but somehow we're in thi...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Not Cool Dan Schoffer 2014	The beat takes then I start rockin' The beat takes then I start rockin ' Ah! The beat takes then I start rockin' The beat takes then I star...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Not Without My Daughter David W. Rintels 1991	Mom, you be careful. ALPENA, MICHIGAN 1984 I think this is longer than it used to be! What a lovely day. BASED ON A TRUE STORY - Dad is lookin...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Now You See Me Ed Solomon 2013	1 DANIEL: Come in close. Closer. Because the more you think you see, the easier it'll be to fool you. Because what is seeing? You're looking,...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
One Hour with You Lothar Schmidt 1932	Now listen, men. Spring is here... and spring is a dangerous time of the year, especially in Paris. The wanderlust is in the air. Travelers ar...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
To Be or Not to Be Edwin Justus Mayer 1942	1 TO BE OR NOT TO BE Lubinski, Kubinski... Lominski, Rozanski and Poznanski. We're in Warsaw, the capital of Poland. It's August, 1939. Europe...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Where the Day Takes You Michael Hitchcock 1991	Um, subject: King, just out of County, participation mandatory and details to follow. All right, turn it off. I'm not saying shit till you tu...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
While You Were Sleeping Daniel G. Sullivan 1995	Ooh Ooh Yeah This will be\|an everlasting love This will be\|the one Ive waited for This will be\|the first time anyone Has loved me-e-e Ooo-oh...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
You Only Live Twice Roald Dahl 1967	Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Imagine Me & You Ol Parker 2005	I want something that says, "I'm sorry he's dead... "but not that sorry. "He was just a dog and you shouldn't have loved him more than me." Ca...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
10 Things I Hate About You Gil Junger 1999	PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY Welcome to Padua High School,, your typical urban-suburban high school in Portland, Oreg...	Rate it: (4.45 / 9 votes)
P.S. I Love You Richard LaGravenese 2007	I know I should know this, darling, but are you mad at me? Baby. Holly. I did something, right? I did something bad, right? Should I know what...	Rate it: (4.33 / 3 votes)
You've Got Mail Nora Ephron 1998	[KEYBOARD CLACKING] [BEEPING] FRANK: Amazing. This is amazing! Listen to this: The entire work force of Virginia... ...had Solitaire removed ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 7 votes)
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka Keenen Ivory Wayans 1988	1 Gold fever Gold fever Gold fever I'm changin' things I'm changin' things I'm gonna git you, sucka You dirty mother... Don't say that. I'...	Rate it: (4.00 / 4 votes)
Pokemon the Movie: I Choose You! Shôji Yonemura 2017	1 Yes, this battle of the Pokmon League finals is really picking up steam! Gengar dodges it! It's Night Shade! But Blastoise withstands it! ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 3 votes)

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