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Batman: The Killing Joke Brian Azzarello 2016	1 BARBARA: First of all, I realize this is probably not how you thought the story would start, not with a big shiny moon or a city that could ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Moment of Truth: The Andy Meyers Story Steven Canfield Crowley 2010	Dr. Frett. No! You're dead. Go. There's others. Halt! Sir! What are you thinking? Where am l? Wrong answer! What are you thinking? l'm th...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Awful Truth Viña Delmar 1937	Come on, get that sun lamp ready. About 15 minutes is the most l`d advise, Mr. Warriner. Fifteen minutes nothing! I need a deep Florida tan if ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
There's Something About Mary Ed Decter 1998	FADE IN: EXT. CUMBERLAND, RHODE ISLAND HIGH SCHOOL - MORNING It's the early 1980's and everyone is arriving at school. We push through the parkin...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
There Will Be Blood Paul Thomas Anderson 2007	You have a great chance here... ...but bear in mind: you can loose it all if you're not careful. Out of all men that beg for a chance to drill ...	Rate it: (4.25 / 4 votes)
God Sex and Truth P. Jaya Kumar 2018	WEBVT I as a woman, am not my eyes, not my mouth, not my breasts, not my cunt and not my asshole. I am a conscious being and each and every ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 6 votes)
Truth James Vanderbilt 2015	INT. DICK HIBEY'S OFFICE -- DAY Richly appointed. A scotch and cigar feel. Attorney DICK HIBEY (50's, bearded) rises as Mary enters. HIBEY ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Truth or Dare Tim Ritter 2011	May I invite you all to join me in a toast? Yes, you can. One year down at uni and we're all still breathing. - Chin-fucking-chin. - Chin-fuc...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Truth or Consequences, N.M. Brad Mirman 1997	EIGHT MONTHS LATER Ready? Let's do it. Addy. Come on, Addy. Let's go. - Can I wait till the end of this song? - Why? You're wearing a Walkman...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Being There Jerzy Kosiński 1979	FADE IN: 1INT. CHANCE'S ROOM - DAWN A large-screen color TV dominates a room sparsely decorated with expensive furniture of the twenties. There ...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
An Inconvenient Truth Al Gore 2006	You look at that river gently flowing by. You notice the leaves rustling with the wind. You hear the birds. You hear the tree frogs. In the d...	Rate it: (1.00 / 3 votes)
A Dark Truth Damian Lee 2012	Yeah what do you want me to say, Bruce? He broke into our offices this morning, Accessed our files, our computers. Do we know what? well, we...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Delicate Balance: The Truth Unknown 2008	The truth is our beautiful world is in danger. The planet, the environment and all of its inhabitants are subject to global warming. A world, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Girl in Every Port Frederick Hazlitt Brennan 1952	A sailor's heart has to be pure, Benny. Our hearts wasn't pure so we got punished. Don't trouble your head, I'm the brains of this outfit. - It...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Alien Crash at Roswell: The UFO Truth Lost in Time Philip Coppens 2013	Narrator: For many the Roswell UFO Crash is simply a story. For others it is a belief in something larger than our selves, however for one fam...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Aliens on the Moon: The Truth Exposed Robert Kiviat 2014	-THREE, TWO, ONE, ZERO. -60 SECONDS. -I SAW THIS ILLUMINATION THAT WAS MOVING WITH RESPEC TO THE STARS. WE WERE SMART ENOUGH TO NOT SAY "HOUST...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power Al Gore 2017	1 Al Gore's movie An Inconvenient Truth won him an Oscar, and yet, much of the movie is nonsense. "Sea levels may rise 20 feet" is absurd! B...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
And Then There Were None Dudley Nichols 1945	-- What a quite place! - Indeed, yes, very quiet. There is your bathroom, Miss. I see that we have the same bathroom. I think I'd better intr...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Are We There Yet? Steven Gary Banks 2005	Mom says we have to be polite to her dates... ...and we will if he makes it to the door. - Merry Christmas, sucker. - And don't come back for ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Every Blessed Day Paolo Virzì 2012	EVERY BLESSED DAY Good morning. Did you take the opportunity to enjoy our fresh delicacies? Are you asking if we took anything from the miniba...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Every Day Richard Levine 2010	[door creaks open] (Ethan) Dada? (male voice) Mm. Dada? Mm. Mm. [sighing] There are no bad people coming, okay? How do you know? Well, ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Every Day Jesse Andrews 2018	2 Justin, let's go! Justin. Hello, Justin. Set an alarm for 11:00 p.m. and set another alarm for 11:50 p.m. Rhi, 6:30, hon. Rhi! I'm up! O...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Every Girl Should Be Married Stephen Morehouse Avery 1948	THE RACE FOR HUSBANDS We will not change the world. Why can not we send them flowers? dinner invite? Take the self campaign? With out of gas?...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Every Secret Thing Nicole Holofcener 2014	1 - "So, he skipped"... - Skipped from the... No, no, no. I'm gonna do it alone. "So he skipped from the oven and into bread dough, all ready...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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