Ghostbusters The Video Game Page #3

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Peter radios Ray.

Peter Venkman "Ray! I don't feel good!"

Ray Stantz "Peter, come in! You okay?

Uh-oh. Man down! We've got a man down! Go, go, go!

C'mon! Shake a leg! You can move faster than that, can't you?

Double-time, cadet!"

They find Peter, on the ground.

Ray Stantz "He's been slimed! Again!

Hustle over here and help him up, will ya?"

Peter Venkman "How did this even happen? I was covering the elevators!

How did this even happen? I was covering the elevators!"

Ray Stantz "When one of us goes down, we always help each other out.

It's all about teamwork."

Peter Venkman "Oh, no, my friend. That was back in the pre-sliming era.

Right now, it's all about payback!"

Egon comes up on radio.

Egon Spengler "You guys need to get down here immediately.

Our live-in science experiment is tearing

apart the lobby, and he's not alone."

Ray Stantz "More ghosts? But we gave this hotel

a clean bill of health five years ago."

Peter Venkman "New people die everyday.

Call the elevator, Junior.

I'm not taking the stairs. Today's not my cardio."

Trio gets into elevator.

Ray Stantz "Alright, Slimer! You've had your fun! The elevator's off-limits!

Egon, come in. I think we're stuck in the elevator. We need some HELP!"

Peter Venkman "Think we're stuck? Well, let's see...

Think we're stuck, think we're stuck, think we're stuck...

Ray, you guys uh...good with officially stuck in the elevators?

Show of hands..."

Ray Stantz "Here it comes..."

Peter Venkman "Kill it, Ray."

Egon Spengler "Need a hand?"

Peter Venkman "You always fail me, Ray. Don't you?"

Ray shrugs.

They see Slimer but Bellhop Ghosts, too.

Ray Stantz "Nevermind the Onionhead for now.

The ghost with the red cap is fighting hard to hold stasis!"

Peter Venkman "Come on! He's a New York bellhop!

Just tip him, will ya?"

The last Bellhop Ghost is trapped.

Ray Stantz "That convulsive PK Shockwave really stirred the nest.

Man, this lobby is so wrecked!"

Egon Spengler "Can we please call Winston and

tell him his night off has officially ended?"

More ghosts arrive.

Ray Stantz "More of them!"

Slimer flees the lobby as do the Bellhop Ghosts.

Ray Stantz "They've split up!"

Egon Spengler "Ray, follow me! The others are floating upstairs.

Venkman, you two pull our friend Slimer into a trap as fast as you can.

There's a massive bulge in these spikes indicating this isn't just some

routine clearing job."

Peter Venkman "He gets so bossy when he hasn't had his nap.

Hey now...is that honey glazed ham... and prime rib?

There. The Alhambra Ballroom. No way he could pass that up."

John O'Keefe "Absolutely not! You can't go in,

the Rodriguez Bar Mitzvah is set to start in half an hour!"

Peter Venkman "I'll bet the beef brisket is today's special."

John O'Keefe "...and you've done quite enough already. I'm sure the...

thing ...will just go away..."

They hear sounds from the ballroom.

John O'Keefe "I...I'm willing to risk it.

You're not going in there!"

Peter Venkman "That's all we needed to hear. Alright, we're out!

Coffee time, everyone! Service has been declined beyond this point."

Egon Spengler on radio "Sounds like the Alhambra's off limits."

Peter Venkman "The shnutz you say.

Nobody slimes Pete Venkman twice and gets away with it."

Egon Spengler on radio "Be careful, Peter.

Remember the Ellis Island incident?"

John O'Keefe "This is terrible!"

Peter and Rookie head across the lobby.

Peter Venkman "You bring your apron?

We're gonna take a little shortcut through the kitchen.

The Alhambra should be right through...here.

Hello? Chef?

Okay, champion. You lead for a while.

Alright, don't touch the slime.

It's slimy...and it's extremely dangerous."

Dishes fall on them.

Peter Venkman "Yaaghhh! You'd think I'd be used to that stuff by now!

Nothing to worry about. Most kitchens have self starting pilot lights.

Heads up!"

Pappy Sargassi flies past.

Peter Venkman "Okay, I dare ya! Everything but the kitchen sink.

This is why I eat out of a can.

Alright, check this out. To trap him, you've gotta

grab him and to grab him, you use the other half of

the Proton Wand, the Capture Stream.

That's all there is to it. You just throw this junk anywhere.

We don't stick around and clean up.

You know, I thought that guy said 'Rodriguez Bat Mitzvah.'"

Slimer flies to a cake and starts eating it.

Peter Venkman "Would it kill him to mix

in a green salad once in a while?

I'm gonna take backup. Blast him until

he's dazed and then throw your

Capture stream on him.

Good, good. That's it, buddy. You've

got the little monster breathing hard.

Got him! Now try to hold him still - you gotta wear him down.

When he's tired, you'll be able to put his sorry

crater of a butt into the trap."

Slimer is trapped.

Peter Venkman "Yeah! Perfect! See? That's a big wow.

That''ll teach that pitiful goop sack to slime Pete Venkman.

And, by extension...you.

Perhaps a place setting disturbed. Still pretty much ready.

Full go for the Rodriguez blowout."

John O'Keefe runs in.

John O'Keefe "The Alhambra Ballroom! The Bar Mitzvah!

What have you done? The guests are arriving in fifteen minutes!"

Peter Venkman "What seems to be your problem? Thanks to me and

my new exclusively assigned recruit here, the festivities can now

proceed in an entirely ghost free environment, so you're welcome.

Huh? And to the Rodriguez: L'chaim from the Ghostbusters!"

They exit the ballroom and bump into Ray.

Ray Stantz "Nice of you guys to join us. You grab the little spud?"

Peter Venkman "Ray, we need to have a heart-yo-blob talk with this

one or we are gonna have discipline issues when he's a teenager."

Ray Stantz "Oh-oh! Heads up! Your initiation is over!

Now give us a hand! We've got a couple of really persistent,

troublesome spirits here!"

Bellhop Ghosts attack.

Ray Stantz "Nice streaming. You're getting the hang of it.

Good trap work."

Last one is caught.

Ray Stantz "See? That wasn't such a chore now was it?"

John O'Keefe "Who's going to pay for all this?!"

Ray Stantz "No need to worry, sir. As you know, the Mayor rode to office

on a strictly pro-Ghostbusters platform, and we now invoice the city

directly for all captures and eliminations.

An unhaunted New York is a tourist friendly New York."

John O'Keefe "No... the damage!"

Egon Spengler "The Mayor and city have taken out an extensive

insurance policy as well so you're covered."

Peter Venkman "Honestly, I'm sensing some hostility here. Perhaps we

should just leave the ghosts here if that's what yo would prefer, sir."

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