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Jack and Jill Steve Koren 2011	And we were born on September 15... And... And she's the older... Older twin. I'm older by 10 minutes. She's... Ten minutes. Cause she had a...	Rate it: (5.00 / 4 votes)
The Bad and the Beautiful Charles Schnee 1952	Stage 5. Mr. Amiel is rehearsing right now. Very nice. Honey, could you put your hand up by your throat? Telephone, Mr. Amiel. Transatlantic,...	Rate it: (5.00 / 3 votes)
Charles Darwin and the Tree of Life David Attenborough 2009	DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: Our Earth is the only known planet that sustains life. And it does so in abundance. I have been fortunate enough over the ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Clear and Present Danger Donald E. Stewart 1994	Target bearing 020. Contact 020. - Range 20,000. - Range 20,000 yards. - Course 255. - Course 255 true. - Speed 13. - Speed 13 knots. Cowbo...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Fast and Furious 6 Chris Morgan 2013	1 (ENGINE ROARING) (TIRES SCREECHING) (SHEEP BLEATS) Senor O'Conner, senor O'Conner! (SPEAKING IN SPANISH) It's okay, you're just in time. Y...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Ginger and Cinnamon Stefania Montorsi 2003	THE THINGS WE HAVE IN COMMON I'm not that weird. Some of my ideas might sound a little weird, but... She's obsessed! Go ahead and nod, but sh...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Harold and Maude Colin Higgins 1971	FADE IN: 1INT. THE CHASEN'S DEN - DAY The CAMERA is at floor level. A young man enters but we see only his shoes and the cuffs of his pants. We T...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Harry and the Hendersons William Dear 1987	1 (POUNDING) (GROWLING) GEORGE: Survival of the fittest, Son. ERNIE: The law of the forest, right? Right. Of course, your new rifle gives y...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut Trey Parker 1999	FADE IN: Very happy, Disneyesque MUSIC swirls in. PAN DOWN from a pretty blue sky, to a small quaint town nestled in the ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast Tom Rogers 2014	1 Look high in the sky On this Never Land night For a glowing, green star The fourth from the right As it falls from the heavens And streaks ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
What About Dick? Eric Idle 2012	- Good evening, ladies and gentleman and welcome to another edition of oral cinema. A popular series of movies for the ears. Well, we'll be goi...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
3 Men and a Little Lady Charlie Peters 1990	Mary, come and eat breakfast. Mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala. Huh-hum, mama, huh-hum, mama. Oh, you're just the person I've be...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
A Matter of Life and Death Michael Powell 1946	This is the universe. Big, isn't it? Thousands of suns, millions of stars,... ..separated by immense distances\|and by thin floating clouds of ga...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Rob Lieber 2014	My parents say there's no such thing as a bad day. That it's all how you look at it. What can I tell you? Parents. Here is what I know. They'r...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
All This, and Heaven Too Rachel Field 1940	Clara, look. Isn't it extraordinary? - What is it? - Can't you read? Wait till you hear about our new teacher. - I think it's romantic. - Oh,...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Androcles and the Lion Chester Erskine 1952	1 [Trumpet Fanfare] [Weapons Clattering] Hail, Editor. Hail, Cato. You look rather pleased with yourself. And I didn't think the top men of ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Anna and the King Steve Meerson 1999	She was the firstEnglishwoman l had evermet. And itseemed to me she knew more about the world than anyone. But it was a world Siam was afraid ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Anna and the King of Siam Talbot Jennings 1946	- I'll get someone for the luggage. - Thank you, Captain. Mother, these people are so funny. Everybody goes barefoot. Stay where I can see you,...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia Grégoire Vigneron 2012	ASTERIX & OBELIX IN BRITAIN We've been through hard times. We've often believed, and then had to unbelieve. Can you say that? But today, we'...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Azur et Asmar (Azur and Asmar) Michel Ocelot 2006	Azur. Asmar. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny. Nanny. Mama. Mommy. Mama. Mommy. Mama. Mama. Mama. Nanny, sing us the sweet words. ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Barbie Mariposa and the Fairy Princess Elise Allen 2013	QUEEN MARABELLA: Once upon a time in the land of Flutterfield, there lived a Butterfly Fairy named Mariposa. She was the smartest fairy in the...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Batman and Robin Akiva Goldsman 1997	1INT. BATCAVE -BATMAN'S COSTUME VAULT Chrome and shadow. A black gauntlet SNAPS into place. A cape WHIPS over a dark rubber back. A bat-sha...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Bedknobs and Broomsticks Bill Walsh 1971	You there, which way to Pepperinge Eye? Couldn't say, sir. lt said on the wireless to paint out the signposts in case the Nazis drop in. l'm n...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Blood and Wine Nick Villiers 1996	Henry! - There he is! - Shit. - You got him? - Let him eat. Yeah. Let him eat it. All right, let's go! Got him on! I got him! Come on! Co...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)

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