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Turtles Can Fly
Bahman Ghobadi
2004		Kurdistan, Iraq - Turkish border A few weeks before the US-Iraq war. TURTLES CAN FLY Written and Directed by Bahman Ghobadi Pashow, tell my da...Rate it:

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Twelfth Night: Or What You Will
Trevor Nunn
1996		I'll tell the tale now listen to me With a hey ho the wind and the rain but merry or sad Which shall it be? For the rain... it raineth every ...Rate it:

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Two Can Play That Game
Mark Brown
2001		He didn't think you'd fall for that line. Girl, I don't believe him. Oh, he's a dog. Mm-hm. Tail-having, anything-that-moves- humping-ass dog....Rate it:

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VeggieTales: Are You My Neighbor?
Phil Vischer
1995		Bob: Okay, Larry, it's time for the theme song. Larry: Uh, yeah, Bob. What do I do? Bob: Hmm... Let's see. I know. You play the guitar. Larry: B...Rate it:

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Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie
Will Ferrell
2004		Narrator: There are stories, epic and grand stories that are forever lost in the sands of time, forgotten or changed by cruel kings who can h...Rate it:

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Warning: This Drug May Kill You
Unknown
2017		Man: Lyle! Get up, Lyle! Get up. Man: Facebook Live, he found her passed out, man. He found her passed out on her face... I don't know. But ...Rate it:

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We Can Do That
Fabio Bonifacci
2008		MILAN, 1983 Nello, no! You can't say the market is Leftist in our book. I said we have to stay in the market but with our values. If the Left...Rate it:

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We Love You
Alan Yang
2016		Life is a rolling ocean If you want to stay in motion You gotta get, you gotta get You gotta get ahead of the wave Young love's never humble...Rate it:

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What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?
William Peter Blatty
1966		1 -Captain Cash, reporting as ordered, sir! -Oh, rest, Captain. I don't mean ''parade rest.'' I mean rest! Actually, I find this rather relaxin...Rate it:

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What Doesn't Kill You
Brian Goodman
2008		- Hey, folks. - It's that time again, right? Yeah. Good size? Come on, guys. Hurry up. You good? - What's going on? - We're all set. - You ...Rate it:

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What Planet Are You From?
Garry Shandling
2000		At the far reaches of the universe... ...lies a planet of men who have advanced technologically... ...beyond the realm of human comprehension. ...Rate it:

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What Remains of You
Kevin Dresse
2016		1 WHAT REMAINS OF YOU My sister. Again... What does she want this time? She's making Christmas plans. Is she crazy? It's only September. Sh...Rate it:

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What to Expect When You're Expecting
Shauna Cross
2012		1 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) (TV SHOW THEME PLAYING) HUTCH: Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor. I'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Holl...Rate it:

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When You Believe: Music from 'The Prince of Egypt'
Susan Michaels
1998		# Mud # # Sand # # Water # # Straw # # Faster # # Mud, and lift # # Sand, and pull # # Water, and raise up # - # Straw # - Faster! # With...Rate it:

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When You Wake Up
Unknown
2014		Punk? What? Are you planning on spending the night in there? I'll be right out, I'm taking a shit, I'll be right out. What, I can't even take...Rate it:

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Where the Day Takes You
Michael Hitchcock
1991		Um, subject: King, just out of County, participation mandatory and details to follow. All right, turn it off. I'm not saying shit till you tu...Rate it:

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While You Were Sleeping
Daniel G. Sullivan
1995		Ooh Ooh Yeah This will be|an everlasting love This will be|the one Ive waited for This will be|the first time anyone Has loved me-e-e Ooo-oh...Rate it:

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White As Snow
Sabahattin Ali
2010		"Two people wanted by the Martial Law command post... ...were arrested by security forces the other day in Findikzade. Upon receiving informati...Rate it:

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White Bird in a Blizzard
Gregg Araki
2014		Mom? - Kat? - You okay? Yeah. I'm fine - Why are you all dressed up? - What do you mean? - What time is it? - Almost five. Really? I need...Rate it:

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White Chicks
Keenen Ivory Wayans
2004		1 Where's Manny? Tell him the ice cream man is here. Freeze. Hammer time. Can we get down to business? You got the money? Tell him. He said ...Rate it:

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white chicks
idk
2004		Where's Manny? Tell him the ice cream man is here. Freeze. Hammer time. Can we get down to business? You got the money? Tell hi...Rate it:

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White Christmas
Norman Krasna
1954		1 Stop the Jeep, Sergeant. What's this all about, Captain? A little entertainment for the men, sir. Tonight's Christmas Eve. These men are mov...Rate it:

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White Dog
Samuel Fuller
1982		- What's his name? - I don't know. He's not my dog. I was driving through the hills, and I hit him. It was really dark. Well, you brought him ...Rate it:

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White Elephant
Alejandro Fadel
2012		Stay together! Don't spread out! Shine a light over there. - I think he is there. - Where? Move forward. Forward! Be careful! Tell me where...Rate it:

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