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Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
Joel Cohen
2006		[drumroll] [rousing orchestral fanfare playing] [fanfare ends] [birds squawking] [wind blowing] [grand, royal orchestral theme playing] NAR...Rate it:

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Gary And Bob
Russell Olayinka
2018		Gary-Hey Bob How are you doing? Bob-I am doing great. Bob-What Do you think we are learning today? Gary-Well according to Mrs Johnson We are learni...Rate it:

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Gendarme et les extra-terrestres, Le (The Gendarme and the Creatures from Outer Space)
Jacques Vilfrid
1979		Put the luggage in the trunk. Sorry, darling. You should come for a couple of days. Perros-Guirec is not far. Gisle really wants to get to know...Rate it:

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George and the Dragon
Tom Reeve
2004		As the elders explain it, every story begins and ends at the crossing of two paths. So, for some, this story begins on the shores of France. T...Rate it:

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Ginger and Cinnamon
Stefania Montorsi
2003		THE THINGS WE HAVE IN COMMON I'm not that weird. Some of my ideas might sound a little weird, but... She's obsessed! Go ahead and nod, but sh...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Ginger and Fred
Federico Fellini
1986		Here, the white ones are mine. Those ones too. Should I bring you to the taxi, madam? No, there should be someone waiting for me. In fact there...Rate it:

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Gnomeo and Juliet
Stefan Ellison
2011		Shh! Shh! The story you are about to see has been told before. A lot. And now we are going to tell it again. But different. It's about two sta...Rate it:

(3.75 / 4 votes)
God Sex and Truth
P. Jaya Kumar
2018		WEBVT I as a woman, am not my eyes, not my mouth, not my breasts, not my cunt and not my asshole. I am a conscious being and each and every ...Rate it:

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Gods and Generals
Ron Maxwell
2003		Welcome, Colonel Lee. Welcome to my home. Make yourself comfortable there, colonel. Allow me to get to the point, sir. I have been authorized ...Rate it:

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Gods and Monsters
Bill Condon
1998		- He had a live-in nurse but... - She was nothing but a bother. I not like her. Mr. Jimmy not like her. It be better if you live in again, Mr....Rate it:

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Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief
Alex Gibney
2015		We will begin the session now. You will remain aware of everything that goes on. Okay. We're going to find an incident in your life You have ...Rate it:

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Gold and Copper
Hamed Mohammadi
2011		Ms. Atefeh, don't you have homework to be watching TV? Don't watch TV. Let's go! Good, dear Amir Ali, now I get you a diaper... Eh, eh! What a...Rate it:

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Goldie Locke and the Three Bears
Eric B. Hansen
2017		GOLDIE LOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS Written by Eric B. Hansen Based on, Goldilocks and the Three Bears By Robert Southey Birds CHIRPING. Black screen....Rate it:

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Goltzius and the Pelican Company
Peter Greenaway
2012		I had a little trading company. The Pelican Company. Engravers, printers, a writer, an actor or two. All of us specialised in words. We traded...Rate it:

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Good Night, and Good Luck.
George Clooney
2005		In 1935, Ed Murrow began his career with CBS. When World War Two broke out... ...his voice brought the battle of Britain home to us... ...thro...Rate it:

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Google and the World Brain
Unknown
2013		1 There is no practical obstacle whatever now to the creation of an efficient index to all human knowledge, ideas and achievements. To the cr...Rate it:

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Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A
Nick Park
1989		[peppy orchestral music] # # [clock chiming] - Eee, these bank holidays. It's a problem to decide. - [snoring] - Tell you what, Gromit, lad....Rate it:

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Growing Up and Other Lies
Darren Grodsky
2014		Are you guys ready for this? Yes, yes. Here it comes! Oh! Oh! Oh! - Oh my God! That's so weird. - Oh! Oh! Wow. Why don't we hang out more o...Rate it:

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Grumpier Old Men
Mark Steven Johnson
1995		I'll be glad when you're dead. You, rascal, you. I'll be glad when you're dead. You, rascal, you. You know you done me wrong. You stole my wif...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Grumpy Old Men
Mark Steven Johnson
1993		Mr. Gustafson! I have to talk to you! Mr. Gustafson, will you answer the door, please?! I know you're in there! It's no use pretending this is...Rate it:

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Guns Girls And Gambling
Michael Winnick
2012		Be right back. The angels... ...not half so happy in heaven, went envying her and me. That was the reason as all men know in this kingdom by t...Rate it:

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Guys and Dolls
Jo Swerling
1955		When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky You can bet that he's doin' it for some doll When you spot a John waiting out in the rain Chanc...Rate it:

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Half Baked
Dave Chappelle
1998		- Wait, one Wait, two Three Hey. What's up, everybody ? l'm Thurgood Jenkins. You know, it's funny, but l can trace the entire path of my li...Rate it:

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Half Girlfriend
Tushar Hiranandani
2017		1 Sir? Sir, you... I'm Hemant the broker. Do you remember me? Ma'am had left the key in the mailbox. That's how I got in. She's leaving Patna...Rate it:

(3.50 / 6 votes)

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