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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Robert Getchell
1974		ALICE: Wait. No, wait. I can do that better. I can sing better than Alice Faye. ALICE: I swear to Christ I can. MOTHER: Allie! Allie! Alice Gr...Rate it:

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All the Best: Fun Begins
Robin Bhatt
2009		Come and live your life. Quench your thirst. This moment wont come again. Dont miss it. Youve to make your dreams come true. Dont fear as your...Rate it:

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All Through The Night
Leonard Spigelgass
1942		Gentlemen. Gentlemen, please. Now, if we start the encirclement in this sector... ...and maneuver the enemy's troops out of the central defense...Rate it:

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Amateur Night
Lisa Addario
2016		1 Hey, it's Guy Carter. I just... I just wanted to touch base and let you know that it was... it was amazing meeting you last week. I felt r...Rate it:

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Amy Schumer: Live at the Apollo
Amy Schumer
2015		Meu nome Amy, e meu show! (musica de rap tocando) Man Uh Bitches ain't shit And they ain't sayin' nothin' A hundred motherfuckers can'...Rate it:

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As Night Comes
Ryan Koehn
2014		Baby. Hmm? Close the blinds. Close the blinds, please. All right. Don't move, just stay right there, okay? Motherfuckers, man. I'll be right ...Rate it:

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Bad Night
Daniel Kinno
2015		1 Attracted to the spark before the flame Is it any wonder That it all turns out the same? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh I've fallen for...Rate it:

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Before Night Falls
Cunningham O'Keefe
2000		Trees have a secret life|that is only revealed to those who are willing|to climb them. I do not remember|when I was born. But, when I was three|...Rate it:

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Best and Most Beautiful Things
Unknown
2016		You gonna light this candle? Don't you think lighting a candle is kind of cliche? What do you mean? Everyone does that in movies. "Concentrat...Rate it:

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Best Day Ever
James Handshoe
2014		We spend a lot of time worrying about career, money, what people will think of us, and if we'll ever find love. After all, isn't that what lif...Rate it:

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Best friends
Msa
2024		Once upon a time, in a small town nestled between rolling hills, lived two inseparable best friends named Lily and Sam. From the moment they met in...Rate it:

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Best Friends 4 Ever
Buddy Aiken
2021		Tony So, my wife hired you to kill me! What are the odds? She hired the same hitman that I hired to kill her. Isn't that Ironic! Vinnie I know Carr...Rate it:

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Best in Sex: 2017 AVN Awards
Chase Boardman
2017		1 Tonight is the awards show. I get to see, you know, if I won Best New Starlet. I'm so nervous. I've been nervous all day. Well, I feel like...Rate it:

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Best in Show
Christopher Guest
2000		I imagine the bestplace to start is at the beginning. Meg. Why are you here? Beatrice has... ...been showing signs of depression. She's also ...Rate it:

(2.67 / 3 votes)
Best Intentions
Adrian Sitaru
2011		Hello... I went already... I just got home. I'll tell you when we meet. I don't know. I saw it, but I didn't like it. I don't know... 'Cause...Rate it:

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Best Kept Secret
Zeke Farrow
2013		[Piano playing "This Little Light of Mine"] [Laughter] Thank you for calling John F. Kennedy, best kept secret in the Newark Public Schools. ...Rate it:

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Best Laid Plans
Ted Griffin
1999		[Fire Crackling] [Patsy Cline Playing] OK, another...|Charles Eppker. Charles... Charles|is a large fellow. Played football. People called him...Rate it:

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Best Laid Plans
Chris Green
2012		(Man) Wait! Joseph! Wait. (Talking indistinctly) (Whistles) Now! Now! Go! Go! Come on. (We'll Live and Die in These Towns playing) (Danny, l...Rate it:

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Best Man Down
Ted Koland
2012		1 [ WIND WHISTLING ] [ CELL PHONE BEEPS ] Hi. It's me. Um... I know you're in Arizona for the wedding, but I really need... I just wanna talk...Rate it:

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Best Men
Art Edler Brown
1997		As we celebrate the birth of our great country... ...we have the opportunity to demonstrate our own independence.... Hi, honey. Yeah. I pretty...Rate it:

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Best Night Ever
Jason Friedberg
2013		1 But I'm gonna take more now than later get real reckless and wake your neighbors you know how we do every time we're out gonna make you sc...Rate it:

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Best of the Best 3: No Turning Back
Barry Gray
1995		Luther. Luther. Where is this guy? Are you ready? - If. You nervous. - No, Dad. If you lie, your nose will grow. - It will not. When you f...Rate it:

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Best Seller
Larry Cohen
1987		Hey, you can't put that up there. Did you hear what I said? That's what they saw when they went after him - a good watch. - Is that blood on it...Rate it:

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Big Night
Stanley Tucci
1996		1 What? More salt? No. Not too fine, eh? Sometimes you cut too fine, then all you taste is the garlic. Okay. Let's go. Five minutes, huh? ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)

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