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He's Just Not That Into You Abby Kohn 2009	EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
I Am Not a Hipster Destin Daniel Cretton 2012	(Clearing throat) How's it going? I, uhh... I can't believe you guys showed up considering how much of an asshole I am. Uhh, I want to thank...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
I Am Not a Serial Killer Billy O'Brien 2016	- Well, I've never seen anything like that. - Yeah. - Something tore him up. - Oh! - Yeah. -What's your prognosis, John? -Well, he's dead fo...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
I Am Not a Witch Rungano Nyoni 2017	Yes, how are you? Ticket is ten Kwacha. It's a lot of money. How are you? Thank you. - Here you go. - Thank you. Hello sir. Fine, thank you...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
I Am Not Your Negro James Baldwin 2016	1 Mr. Baldwin, I'm sure you still meet the remark that: "What are the Negroes... why aren't they optimistic? Um... They say, "But it's getti...	Rate it: (3.22 / 9 votes)
I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House Oz Perkins 2016	1 I have heard myself say that a house with a death in it can never again be bought or sold by the living. It can only be borrowed from the gh...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
I Feel Pretty Abby Kohn 2018	TASHA: Thanks. Have a good class. Okay, someone has to address this towel situation. Because, like, I labeled the beds... specifically for ce...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
I'm Not Ashamed Bodie Thoene 2016	1 I want to be a light, but it feels so dark. It's like... I have a heavy heart and this burden on my back. There's something in me that mak...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
I'm Not There. Todd Haynes 2007	There he lies. God rest his soul, and his rudeness. A devouring public can now share the remains of his sickness, and his phone numbers. Ther...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
InAPPropriate Comedy Ken Pringle 2013	1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway Chris Craddock 2017	1 The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue. Tip of the-tip of the- tip of the tongue. The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue. Tip of t...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Joan Didion: The Center Will Not Hold Sean Quetulio 2017	2 I went to San Francisco because I had not been able to work in some months. I'd been paralyzed by the conviction that writing was an irrelev...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer Kathy Waugh 2011	(ORCHESTRA TUNING) - (TAPPING) - GIRL: OK, enough tuning already. - Settle, people! Quiet, please! - (TAPPING) - Strings. - (TUNING STOPS) O...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store Louis C.K. 2015	1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Love me,Kill me not Jason Aarons 2022	This is a story about a young man who ended his own life.The reason is uncertain and not clear.It is clear to the detective that it was not manslau...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Martin George A. Romero 1978	All aboard! Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. How long to pittsburgh? 10 hours to pittsburgh. Is there a bar car on here? Thanks....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Misery Loves Comedy Kevin Pollak 2015	Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears Valentin Chernykh 1980	MOSFILM Second Artists' Association VERA ALENTOVA ALEXEI BATALOV IRINA MURAVYOVA RAISSA RYAZANOVA in MOSCOW DOESN'T BELIEVE IN TEARS Scree...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors William Shakespeare 2012	When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Not a Love Story: Making (500) Days of Summer Scott Neustadter 2009	[ Whistling ] [ Pencil Scribbling Rapidly ] [ Whistling Continues ] [ Man Narrating ] This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Not Another Happy Ending David Solomons 2013	Roddy! School. Morning. Get that would you? If you're not giving me a lift I'll have to get another minicab. Tristesse Books. I've got 'Wuthe...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Not Another Not Another Movie David Leo Schultz 2011	This is stupid. The whole movie Is just stupid. Makes perfect sense Why i'm here. Because this is... Well, i mean, It's a good part. I'm di...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Not Another Teen Movie Mike Bender 2001	I just hope it doesn't cause any permanent damage. - How long have you been here, anyway? - A while. - You missed yourprom? - Yeah. The thing...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Not Bionic Woman & The Six Million Dollar Man XXX Will Ryder 2011	Strumpet. You're a lifesaver, you know that, Belle? Thanks. Deanna wants to talk to you. What makes you say that, Belle? She just was telling...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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