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I'm Not There.
Todd Haynes
2007		There he lies. God rest his soul, and his rudeness. A devouring public can now share the remains of his sickness, and his phone numbers. Ther...Rate it:

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If There Be Thorns
Virginia C. Andrews
2015		1 Hey! Freak-boy. Have a nice trip! See you next Fall! Leave him alone, jerk-off. Oh, or what? You gonna kick my ass with some ballet moves?...Rate it:

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Is Anybody There?
Peter Harness
2008		I'd just like to say thank you all for being here for our first year, all of our lovely residents, all looking so smart, and for choosing us he...Rate it:

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It Happens Every Spring
Valentine Davies
1949		It happens every spring The world is young again Where children on an up-sa-daisy swing A carousel with horses freshly painted The oompapa that...Rate it:

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Let There Be Light
John Huston
1946		The guns are quiet now. The papers of peace have been signed. And the oceans of the earth are filled with ships coming home. In faraway places...Rate it:

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Love Is All There Is
Gabriel Bologna
1996		Once upon a time... about three months ago on a Tuesday... this thing happened... in a peaceful, tucked-away part of the Bronx... called City...Rate it:

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Meet Me There
Brandon Stroud
2014		1 Another? Vodka tonic. So, you think LA is going all the way this year? Doesn't really matter. New York got knocked out in the first fucking ...Rate it:

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Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth
Kiki Tyson
2013		We have # Say what? # A whole lot of superstars # # On this stage here tonight # # But I want y'all to know one thing # # This is my house ...Rate it:

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Moment of Truth: The Andy Meyers Story
Steven Canfield Crowley
2010		Dr. Frett. No! You're dead. Go. There's others. Halt! Sir! What are you thinking? Where am l? Wrong answer! What are you thinking? l'm th...Rate it:

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Nothing But the Truth
Rod Lurie
2008		- Get those people out of the way! - Go! Go! Go! The President has been shot! There were at least three gunshots. There appear to be at least.....Rate it:

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Rodney Carrington: Here Comes the Truth
Unknown
2017		1 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, the next president of the United States of America: Rodney Carrington! [cheering] How are you? Hi, everyb...Rate it:

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See You Up There
Albert Dupontel
2017		1 For Alain de Greef For Marcel Gotlib Morocco, November 1920 Your name, date and place of birth. Albert Maillard. May 16, 1872. Rue Ordener ...Rate it:

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Skvernyy anekdot (A Bad Joke)
Aleksandr Alov
1966		Humanity. Only humanity. Humanity with subordinates serves as a reminder that they are human beings also. I must admit, Ivan Illich, I still c...Rate it:

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Somebody Up There Likes Me
Ernest Lehman
1956		Hey, Nick, why don't you give the kid a chance? - Come on, use your left. - Please, Pop. - Use your left. Come on, fight me back. - Please. -...Rate it:

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Stargate: The Ark of Truth
Robert C. Cooper
2008		We cannot hide our ways any longer. Nor should we. The Ori have amassed armies that move to destroy us. Everything we believe or we are is an ...Rate it:

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The Awful Truth
Viña Delmar
1937		Come on, get that sun lamp ready. About 15 minutes is the most l`d advise, Mr. Warriner. Fifteen minutes nothing! I need a deep Florida tan if ...Rate it:

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The Demolition of Truth-Psychologists Examine 9\11
Unknown
2016		- What happened? - It collapsed. The top floors collapsed down. - We was in an explosion. We was in the lobby and the third explosion the who...Rate it:

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The Incredible Hulk: The Hulk That Wasn't There
Zak Penn
2008		Is it ready? Hey! That's a great punch. Fear no good. So emotion and control. Breathe. Breathe. Wait. Okay. I can make it work for a while, ...Rate it:

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The Man Who Wasn't There
Joel Coen
2001		ED (V.O.) Yeah, I worked in a barbershop. But I never considered myself a barber... ...Rate it:

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The Secret of the Grain
Abdellatif Kechiche
2007		We're crossing the fishing port. Starboard is a tuna boat with its heap of nets in the back and the skiff on the poop deck. The skiff holds one...Rate it:

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The Trouble with the Truth
Jim Hemphill
2011		[ Indistinct conversations ] [ Door opens, bell rings ] [ Door closes ] [ Door opens, bell rings ] [ Footsteps approaching ] [ Door closes ] Penite...Rate it:

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The Truth About Cats & Dogs
Audrey Wells
1996		Wait, wait, wait! (man) Oh, great. Thanks. Excuse me. Don't touch that dial. It's not Texaco's Hour. It's Dr Abby Barnes with "The Truth Abou...Rate it:

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The Truth About Charlie
Jonathan Demme
2002		The queen of Sheba | will soon come crashing down... Daddy was just a girl in disguise. Oh. Excusez-moi, monsieur. | Merci. - Whoa. Attendez. ...Rate it:

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The Truth About Emanuel
Francesca Gregorini
2013		My name is Emanuel. I'm seventeen years old and I killed my mother. I had her sliced open, like a goat for the slaughter, to get me pulled out...Rate it:

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