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Kill Bill
Quentin Tarantino
2004
OVER BLACK We hear labored breathing. BLACK FRAME QUOTE APPEARS: "Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Old Klingon Proverb - QUOTE ...Rate it:

(3.40 / 10 votes)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1
Quentin Tarantino
2003
Do you find me sadistic? You know, I'll bet I could fry an egg on your head right now. If I wanted to. You know, kiddo. I'd like to believe y...Rate it:

(3.30 / 10 votes)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Quentin Tarantino
2004
Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo... I'd like to believe you're aware enough... even now... to know that there's nothing sadistic... ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 4 votes)
Old Bill and Son
Bruce Bairnsfather
1941
1 What do you run it on depth charges why don't you throw that away and get a taxi what for being a big old pimp to me oh that's what it's bee...Rate it:

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Quiz Show
Paul Attanasio
1994
So this is the 300. The forward look. That's the ermine white. Seventeen coats, hand-sanded. - l'm sure it's the 17th coat that does it. - Po...Rate it:

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Regular Show
J.G. Quintel
2010
[crowd cheering] All right, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! I'll kill you! ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Regular Show
J.G. Quintel
2010
(LAUGHING) (GRUNTS) (CONTINUES LAUGHING) BENSON: Come on! You know that's not the way you're supposed to do it! -Well, this way's totally faste...Rate it:

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Regular Show
J.G. Quintel
2010
[Benson] All right, listen up. We've got this birthday party today, so, lots to do, lots to do. Muscle Man, Hi-Five Ghost, you're in ...Rate it:

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Regular Show
J.G. Quintel
2011
Snacks disappearing from the snack bar? Holes in the walls? $500 worth of prank phone calls? It's ridiculous! What are you doing to my park...Rate it:

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Show 'Em the Road
Unknown
1954
Gelsomina! Mother says to come home right away. There's a man here. He came on a big motorcycle. He says Rosa is dead. Gelsomina, you remembe...Rate it:

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Show Boat
John Lee Mahin
1951
Cotton Blossom Cotton Blossom Captain Andy's floating show Cotton Blossom Cotton Blossom Hey, the show boat's coming. Come on, mule. Git! Sh...Rate it:

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Showrunners: The Art of Running a TV Show
Des Doyle
2014
1 The showrunner of a series is responsible for the creative direction of the show, keeping scripts and episodes coming in on time, dealing ...Rate it:

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Steamboat Bill, Jr.
Carl Harbaugh
1928
Buster Keaton in Steamboat Bill, Jr. Muddy Waters. The new steamer, King. J.J. King, owner. (Actor: Tom McGuire) The old steamer, Stonewall Ja...Rate it:

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The Eichmann Show
Simon Block
2015
September 2nd 1945. The war is over. 50 million dead including six million murdered Jews. As leading Nazis are captured one name slowly rises t...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Greatest Show on Earth
Fredric M. Frank
1952
We bring you the circus. The pied piper, whose magic tunes lead children of all ages, from 6 to 60, into a tinsel and spun-candy world of reckl...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009
Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009
(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009
Achmed: Please give up a visible American standing ovation for our host: Mr. Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank You. Thank You. Stop. Tha...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009
Achmed: Give it up for the man who let me borrow his Hummer to move a futon into my cave, Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank...Rate it:

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The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009
Achmed: Greetings, infidels! And now make a big loud noise for Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you! Well, thank you and tha...Rate it:

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The Penny Dreadful Picture Show
Nick Everhart
2013
1 It's done, mum. We've made the selection and it's ready for you. The perfect edit. "Pop Goes the Weasel" This is so amazing, isn't it? No,...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
THE ROBLOX And Wolfoo And Peppa Show
August Shields
2021
Coming. SoonRate it:

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Jim Sharman
1975
Michael Rennie was ill The day the earth stood still But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear Claude Rains...Rate it:

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again
Jim Sharman
2016
1 Michael Rennie was ill The day the earth stood still But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear Claude Ra...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)

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