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John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid
John Mulaney
2015		All right, Petunia. Wish me luck out there. You will die on August 7th, 2037. That's pretty good. All right. Hello. Hello, Chicago. Nice to ...Rate it:

(3.67 / 9 votes)
Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer
Kathy Waugh
2011		(ORCHESTRA TUNING) - (TAPPING) - GIRL: OK, enough tuning already. - Settle, people! Quiet, please! - (TAPPING) - Strings. - (TUNING STOPS) O...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Just for Kicks: The Making of 'The Karate Kid'
Unknown
2010		Dre, you ready? - Yeah, one second. - Almost forgot. Dre, I am so excited. It's like we're brave pioneers on a quest to start a new life in a ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Kid
Fien Troch
2012		There's no more toilet paper! Toilet paper! Anybody? Toilet paper! I'm taking a bath! Don't come in. I'm taking a bath. Kid, its me. Don't c...Rate it:

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Kid Cannabis
John Stockwell
2014		Beautiful. Isn't it? - But listen. - You hear it? I hear it in my nightmares. That's the sound of the feds, Working their unmanned drones, sp...Rate it:

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Kid Galahad
Seton I. Miller
1937		SIow down! SIow down! Keep away from him. Burke, use that Ieft! SIow down, wiII you? He saw that signaI. He's seen aII of them. When did he s...Rate it:

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Kid Galahad
William Fay
1962		Thanks, Mac. Okay, now try it. What did you do? The high-tension lead from the coil had jumped off the distributor, that's all. You think they...Rate it:

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Kid Gorgeous at radio city
John Mulaney
2018		[organ music playing] Welcome to Radio City Music Hall. It’s time. Any questions? No. Walk with me. [eerie organ music playing] [mechanical whirrin...Rate it:

(3.75 / 12 votes)
Kid West
Nick Bain
2016		1 (THEME MUSIC) (RHYTHMIC MUSIC) Ungrateful mutt. I fed you yesterday. What are we gonna do with this thing anyway? I told you, we're gonna ...Rate it:

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Let Me Make You a Martyr
John Swab
2016		("Slippin' into darkness" by war) Slippin' into darkness take my mind beyond the dreams I was slippin' into darkness yeah take my mind beyo...Rate it:

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Let Me Tell You About My Dead Friend (Working Title)
Jaland Malik Gooch
2020		Act 1 Alyx's house Shot style: Shot Reverse Shot Camera is set on a closed door when a knock is heard. Open to look outside, it is revealed to be a...Rate it:

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Love Is All You Need?
David Tillman
2016		1 - Sinner, sinner, sinner, sinner! - I said turn that thing off and find him! Whoa whoa whoa! Oh there he is, there he is! - Are you rollin...Rate it:

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Love me,Kill me not
Jason Aarons
2022		This is a story about a young man who ended his own life.The reason is uncertain and not clear.It is clear to the detective that it was not manslau...Rate it:

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Love You You
Jingle Ma
2011		Help! Be careful, sit down Are you okay? I beg you to rescue my parents! They're still in the sea I beg you to rescue them! Last night's stor...Rate it:

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Lucky You
Eric Roth
2007		This is New Country 95.5, country from the heart... ...sending out a big welcome to all the hopefuls... ...for the 2003 World Series of Poker. ...Rate it:

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Mai you lang du zhan hua kui nu
Di-Yi Chen
1964		1 "Welcome to JinHai." Pay the toll. You're spaced out! - I don't have enough cash. - I still have. Hello? We just arrived at Jinhai... and...Rate it:

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Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is You
Temple Mathews
2017		MARIAH: I'm gonna tell you the story of my first love. It was cuddly with fuzzy ears and a little wet nose, and, well, more about that later. ...Rate it:

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Me and You
Niccolò Ammaniti
2012		Well'? Nothing. So you took off, went away and left him on his own'? Yes. It's normal. Normal'? He wouldn't have helped me either. - But ho...Rate it:

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Me Before You
Jojo Moyes
2016		Now, you see, this is what we could be doing on holiday. not all the hiking up mountain stuff that you are planning. It tickles, it tickles! Do ...Rate it:

(3.84 / 12 votes)
Me Without You
Sandra Goldbacher
2001		Take a step forward. And another one. And another. Now lift your right leg up. Higher. What's the matter, Holly? Don't you trust me? Now hop...Rate it:

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Miss You Already
Morwenna Banks
2015		(PANTING) (JESS) You know it's funny, I don't remember getting pregnant with you or... Oh, God. And I didn't marry you but somehow we're in thi...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Miss You Like Crazy
Vanessa R. Valdez
2010		There are things that only time can teach you. Like how much you love a person. Often, you realize how much you've loved another only when you'...Rate it:

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Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears
Valentin Chernykh
1980		MOSFILM Second Artists' Association VERA ALENTOVA ALEXEI BATALOV IRINA MURAVYOVA RAISSA RYAZANOVA in MOSCOW DOESN'T BELIEVE IN TEARS Scree...Rate it:

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Mostly Ghostly: Have You Met My Ghoulfriend?
R.L. Stine
2014		Nice! Looks just like your mom. Hmm. I was thinking more along the lines of your brother Mike. Or, it could be you before your morning coffee...Rate it:

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