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The Jeff Dunham Show Jeff Dunham 2009	Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Jeff Dunham Show Jeff Dunham 2009	(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...	Rate it: (4.20 / 5 votes)
The Jeff Dunham Show Jeff Dunham 2009	Achmed: Please give up a visible American standing ovation for our host: Mr. Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank You. Thank You. Stop. Tha...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Jeff Dunham Show Jeff Dunham 2009	Achmed: Greetings, infidels! And now make a big loud noise for Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you! Well, thank you and tha...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Jeff Dunham Show Jeff Dunham 2009	Achmed: Give it up for the man who let me borrow his Hummer to move a futon into my cave, Jeff Dunham. Jeff: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The King of Comedy Paul D. Zimmerman 1982	FADE IN: 1EXT: MIDTOWN MANHATTAN STREETS - DAY Behind the opening credits, we watch a montage of RUPERT PUPKIN making his daily rounds as a mes...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Lonely Guy Stan Daniels 1984	When life was just empty rooms For company I talked to the moon I danced along to my own song That no one could hear When nights were silent...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Manson Family Jim Van Bebber 1997	You better wise up, the time is gonna come when all men will judge themselves before God. Itll be the worst hell. The worst Hell on Earth. It...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine Barry Levinson 1971	Achtung! Britisher Ship! Prepare to fire! Fire torpedo eins! Thank you. Just one more, thank you. Thank you. One more, please. Thank you. Qui...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Most Hated Family in America Louis Theroux 2007	# I'm ashamed to be an American Where the fags can freely roam # They spread their filth around this land, every pervert calls... # 'I've been ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The New Guy David Kendall 2002	I hear you're having troubles. No wonder! Look at you. You wanna change your life so you come to hear the story. High school popularity ain't a...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
The Penny Dreadful Picture Show Nick Everhart 2013	1 It's done, mum. We've made the selection and it's ready for you. The perfect edit. "Pop Goes the Weasel" This is so amazing, isn't it? No,...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
The Perfect Family Claire V. Riley 2011	What are they doing? Jess, I think we're done. Terry, look! Look, they're gonna shoot. They're gonna kill us. Aah! Cover's blown. Lewis, you ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Perfect Guy Tyger Williams 2015	Don't forget about tonight, sleepyhead. See you later. Do we have to go? Yes, we do. Mmm. I love you, babe. Why don't you come on back to bed...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
THE ROBLOX And Wolfoo And Peppa Show August Shields 2021	Coming. Soon	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Jim Sharman 1975	Michael Rennie was ill The day the earth stood still But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear Claude Rains...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again Jim Sharman 2016	1 Michael Rennie was ill The day the earth stood still But he told us where we stand And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear Claude Ra...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Skin I Live In Thierry Jonquet 2011	THE SKIN I LIVE IN Help me with the dumbwaiter. Open it. Take this. Marilia, are you there? Yes. Send up more sackcloth and double-sided tap...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Swan Princess: A Royal Family Tale Brian Nissen 2014	Long before the age of kings and queens, an evil force, The Forbidden Arts, came to Earth from the underworld through a magical crystal. The ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Truman Show Andrew Niccol 1998	FADE IN A white title appears on a black screen. "One doesn't discover new lands without co...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
The Wizards Return: Alex vs. Alex Todd J. Greenwald 2013	Alex Russo, you kneel before the Crystals of Justice where you are charged with treason for attempting to destroy the mortal world. I'm telling...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
The Wrong Guy Dave Foley 1997	1 [ Suspenseful music plays ] [ Elevator bells dinging ] [ Bell dings ] Morning. Big day today. Hey, fellas, today's the big day, huh? Good...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
There's No Business Like Show Business Phoebe Ephron 1954	There's no business like show business Like no business I know Let's go on with the show There's no business like show business Like no busin...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
They Live John Carpenter 1988	THEY LIVE JOB OPPORTUNITIES - Last place of employment? - Denver, Colorado. I worked there for ten years... but then things just dried up. Th...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)

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