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Mick Garris
1987		How you doing? What's happening? All right. Pick it up. Whoa! Look out. Coming through. You have to tell me where to turn. I knew it. She...Rate it:

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102 Not Out
Saumya Joshi
2018		1 'This is Baabulaal.' 'Baabulaal Dattatrey Vakhariya.' 'He's 75...' 'Both, physically and mentally'. 'One fine day, last year, Baabulaal dec...Rate it:

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Prawaal Raman
2011		The one way to get back your Iost youth and power. The great physician Babush Mathews. Kaamsiddhi CIinic. Room number 302. Behind hoteI GoIdsta...Rate it:

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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
1982		(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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All About Steve
Kim Barker
2009		##[Funk] [Woman] #Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey # #My face to the sky # #Dreaming aboutjust how high I could go # #And if I'll know when ...Rate it:

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All the Pretty Horses
Ted Tally
2000		You ever think about dying? Yeah. You? Yeah. Some. You think there's a heaven? Yeah. Don't you? I don't know. Yeah, maybe. Can you believe t...Rate it:

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Anjelah Johnson: Not Fancy
Anjelah Johnson-Reyes
2015		1 Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Anjelah Johnson! Oh, hi. It's so cool. Look at us, guys. We're here, Southern California. Hoo, ho...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012		1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
2011		All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
2003		( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
2011		1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

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Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
2015		1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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Dirty Pretty Things
Steven Knight
2002		Ryanair final call|for passenger Wilton, travelling to Brussels,|Charleroi, on flight FR 1014. Please proceed immediately|to departure gate 6, w...Rate it:

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Do Not Disturb
Yvan Attal
2012		Go on. Go on, Ben. Please, baby, come inside me. Wait! Stay inside me, please. Who the fuck is that? Yes? Ben Azuelos? Yes. You 're under ...Rate it:

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Do Not Forget Me Istanbul
Hany Abu-Assad
2010		I used to lose myself walking around Istanbul alone... ...searching every corner, all the alleyways that no one sees at first... ...and are rev...Rate it:

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Do Not Resist
Unknown
2016		No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! Hey hey, ho ho! These killer co...Rate it:

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Fear Me Not
Anders Thomas Jensen
2008		I've been on leave for six weeks now. It was time for a break from the frantic pace I was stuck in. For years I've wanted some time to myself....Rate it:

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Forget Me Not
Jamieson Stern
2009		Sandy? - What's the matter, princess? Honey, Sandy, what happened? I don't remember. Come in. What is this ridiculous thing? Come here. - It'...Rate it:

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Gladiatori di Roma (Not Born to Be Gladiators)
Iginio Straffi
2012		XMedia Haizat: The greatest gladiator of Rome facing its most difficult challenge. And the crowd shouted: Finish him! - And then? - He and ga...Rate it:

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God's Not Dead
Hunter Dennis
2014		1 It wasn't enough No, it's not enough So just let it go J" But the angels, they brought you And they're gonna hold you up They see the fe...Rate it:

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God's Not Dead 2
Chuck Konzelman
2016		# Oh, I love to hear the song of creation # # The wind and the rhythm of the rain # # Oh, the thunder, it speaks of your power # # But there's...Rate it:

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God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness
Michael Mason
2018		1 [flames crackling] [woman narrating] Sometimes all it takes is a spark. Something very small. But the spark becomes a flame. And if that fl...Rate it:

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