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Captain Nemo and the Underwater City Pip Baker 1969	1 CAPTAIN We are not a suburban city. All passengers should be prepared to leave the ship. Please proceed. We have to go. Senator Fraser... ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
City of Life and Death Chuan Lu 2009	Kadokawa. Water? Ready. The officials have all fled. Let us out. Let us out. The commander has fled. Let us out. No retreat allowed. Nobod...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Crimes and Misdemeanors Woody Allen 1989	We're all very proud of Judah Rosenthal's philanthropic efforts. His endless hours of fundraising for the hospital, the new medical centre, and...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Dead and Gone Harry Shannon 2008	# He was a man # # Who loved as hard as he drank... # Our favorite tune, precious. Our very own little baby-making song. I have to do this, M...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Eddie and the Cruisers Martin Davidson 1983	Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! dark side's calling now, nothing is real she'll never know just how I feel from out of a shadow, she walk...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Exodus: Gods and Kings Adam Cooper 2014	It's true, the Hittite army has 16,000 troops camped outside Kadesh. What's less clear is why. The Hittites are trying to cross the border. Ob...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Fear and Desire Howard Sackler 1953	There is war in this forest. Not a war that's been fought, or one that will be, but any war. And the enemies who struggle here do not exist, ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Four Weddings and a Funeral Richard Curtis 1994	- Good morning, Mrs. Statons. - Morning, madam. Late! Late! At last. Sorry we're late. Put it in the back. Oh, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Oh, fuck! ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Fun and Fancy Free Homer Brightman 1947	Fun, fun, fun And fancy-free Da, da, dat Da, da, dat, doit Full of fun and fancy-free * That's the way I wanna be * *I don't let my troubl...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Indian Romeo and Juliet Hal Reid 1912	Romeo & Juliet From the Shakespeare's drama Romeo Montaigu falls in love with the blond juliet, Capulet's daughter, sworn enemy of her family. ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Iron Man and Captain America: Heroes United Henry Gilroy 2014	1 DR. CRULER: Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Attention all hydra defense units! Proceed to the South platform. Lethal force is authorized. ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Jack and the Cuckoo-Clock Heart Mathias Malzieu 2013	If I could, I'd keep you there, tucked up in my tummy forever. # They say that I was born # # The coldest ever day on earth # # They say that...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Kind Hearts And Coronets Robert Hamer 1949	- Evening, Mr. Elliott. - Good evening. Brrr. - Just sign the book, if you will. - Yes. - Been keeping you busy, Mr. Elliott? - Oh, just nice...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Lies And Illusions Eric James 2009	I feel in my heart Our love has been roaming apart And when I try talking to you See what you're going through It's hard to know where to s...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Mary And The Witch's Flower Riko Sakaguchi 2017	Close the valve! Before the fire comes! There she is! She has the seeds! Get her! Don't just stand there! Go get her! Mary and The Witch's F...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Meet Me in St. Louis Irving Brecher 1944	" MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS, LOUIS " " MEET ME AT THE FAIR " " DON'T TELL ME THE LIGHTS ARE SHINING " "...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Monty Python 1975	This is the official 'Unoffical' Monty Python And The Holy Grail screenplay. This file contains the script as it was on March 20 1974, before filmi...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Music And Lyrics Marc Lawrence 2007	I never thought That I could be so satisfied Every time that I look in your angel eyes A shock inside me That words just can't describe And th...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Oz The Great And Powerful Mitchell Kapner 2013	Tr Tra Tran Trans Transl Transla Translat Translate Translated Translated h ht htt Spend all and buy tickets! Spend remarkable sight...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension Jon Colton Barry 2011	I'll be honest, Ferb. I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this. But I guess that's life, huh? One minute, you're having the bes...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Planes, Trains and Automobiles John Hughes 1987	Uh... I got to go. I got to go. I got to catch a plane. Two hours of staring at material to decide to reconvene after the holidays. They'r...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Pride and Prejudice Aldous Huxley 1940	Either the shell-pink gauze of muslin or the thick gaberdine would be most becoming to your daughter, Mrs. Bennet. Now, let me see. Yes. Yes....	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Romeo and Juliet Brian Cass 2013	(SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS) (HORSE WHINNYING) (CROWD CHEERING) NARRATOR: Two households, both alike in dignity, in Fair Verona, where we lay our...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase Mark Turosz 2001	Any progress, Eric? Sorry, Professor Kaufman. There's still something wrong with the program. We can't do any more experiments with the laser u...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)

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