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Dear God
Warren Leight
1996		I've got a foggy, smoggy morning. no riots, no mudslides. On the other hand, it's still early. Steve Tatum here. Christmas Parade tonight. jus...Rate it:

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Did Darwin Kill God
Conor Cunningham
2009		I'm a huge admirer of Charles Darwin. His theory of evolution is one of the greatest contributions to science perception of life on earth foreve...Rate it:

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Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God
Robert Kimmel
2005		Ages ago... ...an evil artifact was created. An item so mighty, in my hands... ...it would unleash a nightmare onto the land. For 30 centuries...Rate it:

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Gentleman Jim
Vincent Lawrence
1942		Hey, make up your mind. Do you want to bet or don't you? Shut up. You want the cops to hear you, you mug? Go on, you four-flusher. Is this as ...Rate it:

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God Bless America
Bobcat Goldthwait
2011		in order to get outside and get this guy in a rear naked choke, and he passes out. - Oh, fuck. Really? - Yeah. - That's terrible. - No, it wa...Rate it:

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God Loves Uganda
Benjamin Gray
2013		1 I love Uganda. It's a very loving country, caring country. But something frightening is happening that has potential to destroy Uganda. R...Rate it:

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God of Love
Luke Matheny
2010		1 You can't control who you love. You can't control who loves you. You can't control how it happens, or when it happens, or why it happens. Yo...Rate it:

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God of War
Frankie Tam
2017		1 During the reign of Ming Emperor Jiajing (1522-1567), Japanese pirates raided the coastlines of China because of the sea ban. The chief of t...Rate it:

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God's Country
John Atterberry
2012		Four? They're crazy. I should just get up and walk out right now. Okay, calm down. Honestly, we put a solid offer on the table. My clients a...Rate it:

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God's Not Dead 2
Chuck Konzelman
2016		# Oh, I love to hear the song of creation # # The wind and the rhythm of the rain # # Oh, the thunder, it speaks of your power # # But there's...Rate it:

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God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness
Michael Mason
2018		1 [flames crackling] [woman narrating] Sometimes all it takes is a spark. Something very small. But the spark becomes a flame. And if that fl...Rate it:

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God's Pocket
Alex Metcalf
2014		The working men of God's Pocket are simple men. They work. They follow their teams. They marry and have children who rarely leave the Pocket. ...Rate it:

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God: Serengeti
Neill Blomkamp
2017		How's the book, sir? A little technical for my taste. I like the chaos more, I suppose. Does have a good recipe for a black hole, though. H...Rate it:

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In God's Hands
Zalman King
1998		[ low rumbling ] What's wrong ? I'm just tired, I guess. [ train whistles ] Have you traveled far ? Yeah. You're a surfer, aren't you ? Ye...Rate it:

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Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond
Unknown
2017		1 You start now when Andy steps in. You mean me... I step in. You are being Andy in this movie. I know, but you talk like I'm not standing her...Rate it:

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Jim Henson's Turkey Hollow
Tim Burns
2015		1 Welcome to turkey hollow, The turkey capital of the world! Turkey hollow is a quaint little town, Nestled right in the Podunk section Of t...Rate it:

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Jim Jefferies: BARE
Jim Jefferies
2014		1 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage Mr. Jim Jefferies! Hello! Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down. Thank you, B...Rate it:

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Jim Jefferies: I Swear to God
Jim Jefferies
2009		Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jim Jefferies. Hey. How are you doing? What a nice little start. My name's Jim, I'm from Australia, but I've been ...Rate it:

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Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now
Jim Jefferies
2018		Hello, London! That's my town. Uh... This is my second home. I lived here for ten years. I love London. I actually recorded a couple of spec...Rate it:

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Jim Norton: Mouthful of Shame
Jim Norton
2017		1 First of all, thank you so much for doing this. I know you're busy. I was kind of embarrassed to ask you. What do you need, exactly? Becaus...Rate it:

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Jules et Jim
Henri-Pierre Roché
1962		You told me: "I love you." I told you: "Wait." I almost said: "Yes." You said: "Go." JULES AND JIM With the Little SABINE HAUDEPIN With And...Rate it:

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Just Jim
Craig Roberts
2015		(Door opening) (Man whistling) (Footsteps approaching) (Lighter clicking on) (Lit cigarette crackling) (Slow exhale) (Footsteps retreating) ...Rate it:

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Letters to God
Patrick Doughtie
2010		1 Good day, Mr. Finley. Good day, Ms. Miller. Well... (Chuckles) (Whistling) (Kissing) Rooster! You out, boy? Got him, Mr. Finley. - Morn...Rate it:

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Lily and Jim
Don Hertzfeldt
1997		1 Geez, I don't even know where to begin. I just can't figure out men. Remember how in first grade, little boys would chase little girls arou...Rate it:

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