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Funny Money
Harry Basil
2006		Moron! What are these? Stop the presses! Stop the presses! Martin! Stan Martin! Where are you? -Yes, Sir, Mr. Perkins. -What's this? A bana...Rate it:

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Funny People
Judd Apatow
2009		MAN: Let's call American Express. You lost your card, (WOMAN LAUGHS) and you don't know what the number of it is. GEORGE: That's a great one. ...Rate it:

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I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House
Oz Perkins
2016		1 I have heard myself say that a house with a death in it can never again be bought or sold by the living. It can only be borrowed from the gh...Rate it:

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It Couldn't Have Happened (But It Did)
Arthur T. Horman
1936		1 I'm so sorry did you see how important how the producers here yet holding his collar will be any longer take a look at the rehearsal after r...Rate it:

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It Happened on 5th Avenue
Everett Freeman
1957		TOUR GUIDE: And here. folks. are some of the most famous homes. shops... ...and hotels in New York City. Fifth Avenue. the street where the ori...Rate it:

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It Happened to Jane
Norman Katkov
1959		Sam, you know that's the girls' side. You bad boy, you. Come on, Billy, open the trap door. Hurry up. There you are, buddy. Mom, why does Sam ...Rate it:

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It Happened Tomorrow
Lord Dunsany
1944		Dear great Grandma... ...and dear great Grandpa... ...this is for both of you. Dear great Grandma... ...and dear great Grandpa... ...we all lo...Rate it:

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It's a Boy Girl Thing
Geoff Deane
2006		Give me my Romeo, and when he shall die, take him and cut him out to little stars - and he'll make the face of heaven so fine. And all the wor...Rate it:

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It's Kind of a Funny Story
Anna Boden
2010		EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - NIGHT CRAIG GILNER (16, handsome, but awkward) glides on his biketoward the Brooklyn Bridge. He is the only one on thestre...Rate it:

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Jimmy Carr: Funny Business
Jimmy Carr
2016		Wow! Good evening, London. You well? -Yes!, Fabulous. You are in very safe hands this evening. I've been doing comedy now for, uh... money an...Rate it:

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Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
Kevin Hart
2010		1 ( audience cheering ) ( hip-hop music playing ) Whoa! Yeah, Cleveland. What's up, Cleveland? How you all feeling? Everybody good? Y'all g...Rate it:

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Lilet Never Happened
Jacco Groen
2012		Good evening, sir. 150? Snow White, have you ever had a client? Oh, bah. Pig. You also want to? Once upon a time... a girl in the Philippines ...Rate it:

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Love Is a Many-Splendored Thing
John Patrick
1955		(siren) Dr Han? Dr Keith would like you to come to the emergency ward as soon as you can. (groaning) - What's the trouble, John? - This child...Rate it:

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Man-Thing
Steve Gerber
2005		There is a sacred place in the deep swamp... where the mangrove trees grow close together... and the rays of the sun are never seen. My peopl...Rate it:

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Quick Change
Howard Franklin
1990		Nude women! Nude women! Clowns welcome! Clowns welcome! Nude women! Clowns welcome! - Hey! I got three more minutes. - Come back tomorrow. -...Rate it:

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Quick Gun Murugun
Rajesh Devraj
2009		In our country heroes don't die. Heroes fight against evil for the good. I fought to save the cows. Then how... How? How can I die? So this...Rate it:

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She's Funny That Way
Peter Bogdanovich
2014		I believe in happy endings. And it's the only thing that's ever made sense to me. You know, I used to lock myself in my room and watch all the...Rate it:

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Steve Jobs: One Last Thing
Unknown
2011		Steve Jobs was a genius of the modern age. He gave us tools to change our lives and the way we communicate. Here comes a device that comes wi...Rate it:

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Swamp Thing
Wes Craven
1982		NOT LONG AGO, IN THE UNEXPLORED|REACHES OF AN UNMAPPED SWAMP, THE CREATIVE GENIUS OF ONE MAN COLLIDED WITH ANOTHER'S EVIL|DREAM AND A MONSTER WAS...Rate it:

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That Guy ... Who Was in That Thing 1
Unknown
2012		1 People are always saying to me, "do I know you?" I say, "Yeah, it was that bar in Waco, remember?" They go, "oh." And they sort of walk awa...Rate it:

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That Thing You Do!
Tom Hanks
1996		[Pop] [Whistling Song] [Continues] [Ends] [Cymbals Shiver] [Record Starts] [Jazz Plays] [Telephone Rings] [Ring] Patterson's. Man: What's...Rate it:

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The Fanatic Search 2 - A Girl Thing
Laurent Triay
2011		A GIRL THING In the beginning, as we well know, man placed his seed in the womb of the woman. Millions of spermatozoa, a torrent, a raging river....Rate it:

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The First Beautiful Thing
Francesco Bruni
2010		Dear friends, let's have a round of applause now that we've reached the finals of this pageant. It's time to crown Miss Pancaldi 1971. Put yo...Rate it:

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The Kirishima Thing
Kôhei Kiyasu
2012		minimasubs, friday excuse me you are in touch with the young audience but still we didn't win you tried and that's what counts just believe i...Rate it:

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