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Holy Ghost People
Kevin Artigue
2013		A rainy night On a cold downtown street I pass by that caf Where we used to meet And as I walked by A cozy scene meets my eye He's giving his...Rate it:

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How To Lose Friends & Alienate People
Peter Straughan
2008		..:: TheGhost ::.. Supposing Queen Elizabeth had been misguided enough to marry an English Commoner. Janet. I'm sorry Ms. Fox, I didn't quite h...Rate it:

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It's Kind of a Funny Story
Anna Boden
2010		EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - NIGHT CRAIG GILNER (16, handsome, but awkward) glides on his biketoward the Brooklyn Bridge. He is the only one on thestre...Rate it:

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JAWS 3 People 0
John Hughes
1979		- 2nd Draft as a pdf format - involves a shark causing mayhem while a film company tries to shoot “JAWS 3”, and begins with JAWS writer “Peter Ben...Rate it:

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Jimmy Carr: Funny Business
Jimmy Carr
2016		Wow! Good evening, London. You well? -Yes!, Fabulous. You are in very safe hands this evening. I've been doing comedy now for, uh... money an...Rate it:

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Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh
Jimmy Carr
2010		(Black Eyed Peas: I Gotta Feeling) I got a feeling Whoo-hoo That tonight's gonna be a good night - Good night. Good night. - Hey, Jimmy! That...Rate it:

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Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
Kevin Hart
2010		1 ( audience cheering ) ( hip-hop music playing ) Whoa! Yeah, Cleveland. What's up, Cleveland? How you all feeling? Everybody good? Y'all g...Rate it:

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Life After People
David de Vries
2008		What would happen? If every human being on earth Disappeared? [music] At some point in the future, This could be the fate Of our planet. Thi...Rate it:

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Lucky People Center International
Unknown
1998		I have founded a new lnternational- of uncontrollable torpedoes... We will cause mayhem. We will explode- we don't know when... Maybe with a ...Rate it:

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Married People, Single Sex
Catherine Tavel
1994		1 Music. i always thought mike Was the perfect guy for me. [gasps]. And now he's just Perfect in bed. oh, you're killing me. [thud]. i sti...Rate it:

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Other People
Chris Kelly
2016		It's okay. Look how calm... We love you so much. Oh, she's gone. She's gone. We love you, baby. We love you so much. I love you. I love you. ...Rate it:

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Other People's Money
Alvin Sargent
1991		I love money. I love money more than I love the things it can buy. Does that surprise you? Money. It don't care whether I'm good or not. It d...Rate it:

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People I Know
Jon Robin Baitz
2002		Andy? It's Eli Wurman. I know it's been a long time. Did you get the invitation I sent you? I'm on this committee for black/white dialogue i...Rate it:

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People Like Us
Alex Kurtzman
2012		1 (lNSTRUMENTS BElNG PlCKED UP) (JERRY CHUCKLlNG SOFTLY) JERRY: Are we on? TECH 1: We're on. JERRY: Where we at with the levels? TECH 2: Lef...Rate it:

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People Places Things
Jim Strouse
2015		Dad, I made this flower for you. Oh, thank you. Exactly what I needed. Hey, don't think about eating that cake yet, Clio, please. - Oh, pleas...Rate it:

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People Will Talk
Joseph L. Mankiewicz
1951		Elwell? - I am Rodney Elwell. Do you wish to see me? - Pickett. - I beg your pardon? - Sarah Pickett. Quite so. Your name. In any case, I'm l...Rate it:

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People You May Know
Michael Mohan
2017		["Fuel to Fire" playing] Do you want me On your mind Or do you want me to go on I might be yours As sure as I can say Be gone be faraway Lik...Rate it:

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Ronald McDonald And His Restaurant People: The Animated Series
Steven Spielberg
2021		Ronald McDonald: (LAUGHS) I Am Just Joking! Wendy: (GIGGLING) I Am A Little Girl! Colonel Sanders: Why Do They Always Do This?! Starbucks Mermaid:...Rate it:

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Shadow People
Matthew Arnold
2013		Hey, guys. Just watched a video sent to me by a follower. Hey, everybody. It's Jen and I wanted to make this video in response to... That slee...Rate it:

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She's Funny That Way
Peter Bogdanovich
2014		I believe in happy endings. And it's the only thing that's ever made sense to me. You know, I used to lock myself in my room and watch all the...Rate it:

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Sleeping with Other People
Leslye Headland
2015		1 Matthew! Hey!!! Where are you? Matthew!! Stupid. Matthew! Are you gonna fuck me or what? On it. On it like a bonnet. On it like a bonne...Rate it:

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Smart People
Mark Poirier
2008		Good morning. Because it's important that we all get to know one another, I would like you to wear these. I've taken two other courses from yo...Rate it:

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Some Guy Who Kills People
Ryan A. Levin
2011		You like making us look stupid, don't you? You didn't think we'd see this, huh, Boyd? You like to make people laugh, Boyd? See? Now that's funny...Rate it:

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The Alligator People
Orville H. Hampton
1959		1 Eric. Wayne. It was good of you to come, busy as you are. Never too busy for an interesting case... especially one ofyours. Thanks. App...Rate it:

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