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Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
2015		1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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Dirty Pretty Things
Steven Knight
2002		Ryanair final call|for passenger Wilton, travelling to Brussels,|Charleroi, on flight FR 1014. Please proceed immediately|to departure gate 6, w...Rate it:

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Do Not Disturb
Yvan Attal
2012		Go on. Go on, Ben. Please, baby, come inside me. Wait! Stay inside me, please. Who the fuck is that? Yes? Ben Azuelos? Yes. You 're under ...Rate it:

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Do Not Forget Me Istanbul
Hany Abu-Assad
2010		I used to lose myself walking around Istanbul alone... ...searching every corner, all the alleyways that no one sees at first... ...and are rev...Rate it:

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Do Not Resist
Unknown
2016		No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! Hey hey, ho ho! These killer co...Rate it:

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Fear Me Not
Anders Thomas Jensen
2008		I've been on leave for six weeks now. It was time for a break from the frantic pace I was stuck in. For years I've wanted some time to myself....Rate it:

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Forget Me Not
Jamieson Stern
2009		Sandy? - What's the matter, princess? Honey, Sandy, what happened? I don't remember. Come in. What is this ridiculous thing? Come here. - It'...Rate it:

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Gladiatori di Roma (Not Born to Be Gladiators)
Iginio Straffi
2012		XMedia Haizat: The greatest gladiator of Rome facing its most difficult challenge. And the crowd shouted: Finish him! - And then? - He and ga...Rate it:

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God's Not Dead 2
Chuck Konzelman
2016		# Oh, I love to hear the song of creation # # The wind and the rhythm of the rain # # Oh, the thunder, it speaks of your power # # But there's...Rate it:

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God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness
Michael Mason
2018		1 [flames crackling] [woman narrating] Sometimes all it takes is a spark. Something very small. But the spark becomes a flame. And if that fl...Rate it:

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I Am Not a Hipster
Destin Daniel Cretton
2012		(Clearing throat) How's it going? I, uhh... I can't believe you guys showed up considering how much of an asshole I am. Uhh, I want to thank...Rate it:

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I Am Not a Serial Killer
Billy O'Brien
2016		- Well, I've never seen anything like that. - Yeah. - Something tore him up. - Oh! - Yeah. -What's your prognosis, John? -Well, he's dead fo...Rate it:

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I Am Not a Witch
Rungano Nyoni
2017		Yes, how are you? Ticket is ten Kwacha. It's a lot of money. How are you? Thank you. - Here you go. - Thank you. Hello sir. Fine, thank you...Rate it:

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I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House
Oz Perkins
2016		1 I have heard myself say that a house with a death in it can never again be bought or sold by the living. It can only be borrowed from the gh...Rate it:

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I Feel Pretty
Abby Kohn
2018		TASHA: Thanks. Have a good class. Okay, someone has to address this towel situation. Because, like, I labeled the beds... specifically for ce...Rate it:

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I'm Not Ashamed
Bodie Thoene
2016		1 I want to be a light, but it feels so dark. It's like... I have a heavy heart and this burden on my back. There's something in me that mak...Rate it:

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I'm Not There.
Todd Haynes
2007		There he lies. God rest his soul, and his rudeness. A devouring public can now share the remains of his sickness, and his phone numbers. Ther...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013		1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway
Chris Craddock
2017		1 The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue. Tip of the-tip of the- tip of the tongue. The lips, the teeth, the tip of the tongue. Tip of t...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store
Louis C.K.
2015		1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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Love me,Kill me not
Jason Aarons
2022		This is a story about a young man who ended his own life.The reason is uncertain and not clear.It is clear to the detective that it was not manslau...Rate it:

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Martin
George A. Romero
1978		All aboard! Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. How long to pittsburgh? 10 hours to pittsburgh. Is there a bar car on here? Thanks....Rate it:

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Misery Loves Comedy
Kevin Pollak
2015		Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...Rate it:

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Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears
Valentin Chernykh
1980		MOSFILM Second Artists' Association VERA ALENTOVA ALEXEI BATALOV IRINA MURAVYOVA RAISSA RYAZANOVA in MOSCOW DOESN'T BELIEVE IN TEARS Scree...Rate it:

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