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A Christmas Carol Robert Zemeckis 2009	Yes. Quite dead. As a doornail. Certificate of death, sir. Stop! Back away, paddock. Tuppence is tuppence. - Beg your pardon! - I say! Del...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Not the Three Stooges XXX Will Ryder 2012	Everybody inside! Come on. Time for your chores. But, Sister Mary-Mengele, the game's tied. Can't we just play another couple minutes? Please! ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
The Christmas Secret Wesley Bishop 2014	1 OKAY, ALLIE, LISTEN TO ME, I REALLY NEED YOU TO BE HERE ON TIME TODAY. THERE'S MACARONI AND CHEESE IN THE FRIDGE FOR THE KIDS. AND WHEN THE...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
The Nightmare Before Christmas Caroline Thompson 1993	FADE IN: PROLOGUE CLOSE ON: AN OLD-FASHIONED CALENDAR, the kind that used to hang in offices in the forties. Each day ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
This Isn't the Help - It's a XXX Spoof Unknown 2011	I was born 1911, Chickasaw County, Piedmont Plantation. And did you know, as a girl growing up, that one day you'd be a maid? Yes, ma'am, I di...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
A Charlie Brown Christmas Charles M. Schulz 1965	1 I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy. I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel. I j...	Rate it: (3.75 / 4 votes)
XXX Rich Wilkes 2002	FADE IN: EXT. PRAGUE - NIGHT On a hill above the city is an old CATHEDRAL. The night is spooky, with harsh shadows playing across the cobblestone...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
A Madea Christmas Tyler Perry 2013	- Okay. Are we doing... - Hi. - How are you? - I'm not comin' out there. It's only a day and a half of work, and you gonna be making $150. - ...	Rate it: (3.50 / 10 votes)
This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon': The XXX Parody Unknown 2009	N NE NEW NEW M NEW MO NEW MOO NEW MOON These violent delights have violent ends... And in their triumph die, like fire and powder... Whi...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
A Bad Moms Christmas Jon Lucas 2017	1 My name is Amy Mitchell, and this year I've ruined Christmas. Christmas is the absolute absolute of the year most stressed time. One million...	Rate it: (3.15 / 14 votes)
Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Michael McCullers 2018	Budapest, Budapest, the next stop, Budapest. Budapest is the next stop. Budapest. - Tickets, ladies. - Ooh, here you go. - Here's mine. - An...	Rate it: (3.11 / 9 votes)
Arthur Christmas Peter Baynham 2011	Dear Santa, are you real? lf you live at the North Pole... ...how come l can't see your house when l look on Google Earth? Are you Saint Nichol...	Rate it: (3.00 / 3 votes)
A Bride for Christmas Barbara Kymlicka 2012	couch with some purple pillows and maybe a clip right it's perfect what happened I have no idea I mean I really thought I could do it this time...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
How the Grinch Stole Christmas Jeffrey Price 2000	Narrator: Inside a snowflake, like the one on your sleeve there happened a story you must see to believe. Way up in the mountains, in the high rang...	Rate it: (2.85 / 65 votes)
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas Lillian Hoban 1977	( Banjo and Piano ) ( "The Bathing Suit that Grandma Otter Wore" ) Together: LONG, LONG AGO THERE LIVED A LADY SIMPLE BUT ELEGAN AS ANY ON TH...	Rate it: (2.80 / 5 votes)
This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse': The XXX Parody Unknown 2010	Who's there?. Who's there?. What do you want?. Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice... From what I've tasted of desire, I hol...	Rate it: (2.50 / 2 votes)
This Christmas Preston A. Whitmore II 2007	- Ma'Dere? - Morning, Joe. You know, Christmas is almost here. Here's your clothes, all packed. Just put them in the garage. How long do you t...	Rate it: (2.40 / 5 votes)
Christmas in the Air Janna King 2017	Play Berserk anime Snow is glistening a beautiful sight The world Go away I know right where did you get that I made it Itrent Brothers toys ...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
Vacation John Hughes 1983	"I found out long ago" "It's a long way down a Holiday Road" "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick" "Going to take a ride to the West Coast, kids" "H...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
12 Deaths of Christmas Scott Jeffrey 2017	During the 12 days before Christmas 1921... missing children from the city of Belgrave in the forest nearby. They never heard of them again and...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
12 Dog Days of Christmas Jake Helgren 2014	Hello, ma'am, and happy holidays. My name is Jack, and I have a cleaning product that will change your life. I'm really just not interested....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
12 Wishes of Christmas Michael Ciminera 2011	It's Christmastime of year Everybody swing Yeah, it's Christmastime of year again And the trimmings on the tree 'Cause everybody here loves ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Bramble House Christmas Jamie Pachino 2017	[] No, I realize it's hard to place a new healthcare aide around the holidays, but anything you have... [doorbell rings] Really, anything at ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Christmas Kiss Joany Kane 2011	Ballet " Nutcracker " Hello, Wendy ! - Hello, Charlie ? Are you working with scenographic team? Not this year . She's too busy ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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