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Keenen Ivory Wayans
1988		1 Gold fever Gold fever Gold fever I'm changin' things I'm changin' things I'm gonna git you, sucka You dirty mother... Don't say that. I'...Rate it:

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Dean DeBlois
2014		This is Berk, the best kept secret this side of, well... anywhere. Granted, it may not look like much, but this wet heap of rock packs more th...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)

Shôji Yonemura
2017		1 Yes, this battle of the Pokmon League finals is really picking up steam! Gengar dodges it! It's Night Shade! But Blastoise withstands it! ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)

Abby Kohn
2009		EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)

Charles Martin
1944		-A package of gum, please. -No gum. -Then give me a chocolate almond bar. -Chocolate almond bar? No chocolate almond bars and no gum. Where ha...Rate it:

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Bess Wohl
2018		[delicate piano music] [Abbie] What if we stayed in bed all day? [Sam] That sounds like the best day ever. We should stay here all week. [Abbie...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)

George Marion Jr.
1939		- Come on, let's sit down. - I don't want to sit down. - Well, then, let's dance. - And I don't want to dance. - What's the matter with you ton...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)

Woody Allen
1996		1 # Just you # # Just me # # Let's find a cozy spot # # Where no one can see # # Just us # # Just we # # We've missed an awful lot # # What...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

Lindsay Doliver
2000		Kimberly:Albertine,I'm Gonna Take Lillian Upstairs, I'll Be Back In A Little Bit. Albertine:Okay. Kimberly:Come On,Honey! Lillian:(Disappears Fr...Rate it:

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James Edward Grant
1971		That's kissin'! More champagne! Give the boys another 20 bucks. When you start running low, holler. There's more where that came from. Open up...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

Michael LeSieur
2006		(ALL CAUSE OF YOU PLAYING) CARL: You have very beautiful toes. Did I ever tell you that? Yes, you have. I'm not even... I'm not even a foot g...Rate it:

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Jojo Moyes
2016		Now, you see, this is what we could be doing on holiday. not all the hiking up mountain stuff that you are planning. It tickles, it tickles! Do ...Rate it:

(3.84 / 12 votes)

Louis C.K.
2017		So, what did you want to talk about? China wanted me to talk to you about something. Okay. She wants to come and live with me for the rest of...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)

Adam Rockoff
2010		FADE IN: 1 OMITTED 1 EXT. CITY STREET - DAY JENNIFER HILLS races down from a stoop, a suitcase ro...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)

Jeff Nathanson
2002		Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)

Adam Sandler
2008		You don't mess with the Zohan! Come disco. No, no, no. I no disco, I make the fish. Danny, come on, go disco. Oh, okay. Disco! Danny, that lo...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)

George Carlin
1999		That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)

James Baldwin
2016		1 Mr. Baldwin, I'm sure you still meet the remark that: "What are the Negroes... why aren't they optimistic? Um... They say, "But it's getti...Rate it:

(3.22 / 9 votes)

Kevin Williamson
1997		1 see the curtains hanging in the window people trying not alive a little light a-shining in the window lets me know everything's all right...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)

Robert Riskin
1938		- Good morning, Mr. Kirby. - Good morning. - Good morning, A.P. - Good morning. Good morning. - No pictures. - New York Times, Mr. Kirby. We...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)

Alex Michaelides
2013		[ Silence ] [ Sound Effect ] [ Music ] [ Music & Gun Shots ] [ Music ] Hey! [ Music ] [ Inaudible Discussion ] [ Birds Chirping ] That was...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Matthew F. Jones
2012		My dear Charlie, When you get' out... you're going to feel free as a bird. There is not much more a man could want. Fuck all, I mean, who wou...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Shauna Cross
2012		1 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) (TV SHOW THEME PLAYING) HUTCH: Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor. I'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Holl...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

Christopher Markus
2007		And remember to join us this weekend for the Polish Heritage Festival featuring a battle of the polka bands at the Buffalo Civic Center. And...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)

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