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I Am Not Your Negro
James Baldwin
2016		1 Mr. Baldwin, I'm sure you still meet the remark that: "What are the Negroes... why aren't they optimistic? Um... They say, "But it's getti...Rate it:

(3.22 / 9 votes)
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Kevin Williamson
1997		1 see the curtains hanging in the window people trying not alive a little light a-shining in the window lets me know everything's all right...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)
You Can't Take It with You
Robert Riskin
1938		- Good morning, Mr. Kirby. - Good morning. - Good morning, A.P. - Good morning. Good morning. - No pictures. - New York Times, Mr. Kirby. We...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
The Devil You Know
Alex Michaelides
2013		[ Silence ] [ Sound Effect ] [ Music ] [ Music & Gun Shots ] [ Music ] Hey! [ Music ] [ Inaudible Discussion ] [ Birds Chirping ] That was...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Tomorrow You're Gone
Matthew F. Jones
2012		My dear Charlie, When you get' out... you're going to feel free as a bird. There is not much more a man could want. Fuck all, I mean, who wou...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
What to Expect When You're Expecting
Shauna Cross
2012		1 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) (TV SHOW THEME PLAYING) HUTCH: Welcome back to Celebrity Dance Factor. I'm Hutch Davidson and we are live from Holl...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
The Kid
Charles Chaplin
1921		The Kid Charles Chaplin A picture with a smile - and perhaps, a tear. "Charity Hospital" The Woman - whose sin was motherhood. Alone. The m...Rate it:

(2.75 / 4 votes)
The Karate Kid
Robert Mark Kamen
1984		Don't forget to tell Uncle Louie I left the red wine and the Parmesan in the fridge. I love you. Bye-bye. - 'Bye, Judy. - Send me a picture. I...Rate it:

(2.60 / 5 votes)
You Kill Me
Christopher Markus
2007		And remember to join us this weekend for the Polish Heritage Festival featuring a battle of the polka bands at the Buffalo Civic Center. And...Rate it:

(2.50 / 2 votes)
Down to You
Kris Isacsson
2000		First love. We've all been through it. It can really take a hold of you. Make you do some pretty crazy things. They remind me of my first love....Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
The Karate Kid, Part II
Robert Mark Kamen
1986		Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier? Man who catch fly with chopstick... accomplish anything. You ever catch one? Not yet. What was that you were...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
*batteries not included
Mick Garris
1987		How you doing? What's happening? All right. Pick it up. Whoa! Look out. Coming through. You have to tell me where to turn. I knew it. She...Rate it:

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1 Mile to You
Jeremy Jackson
2017		1 Run. Run. Hold you here inside my heart In walls of steel and stone I, and I alone must bear the relics of your love In the shadow of the...Rate it:

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102 Not Out
Saumya Joshi
2018		1 'This is Baabulaal.' 'Baabulaal Dattatrey Vakhariya.' 'He's 75...' 'Both, physically and mentally'. 'One fine day, last year, Baabulaal dec...Rate it:

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A Case of You
Christian Long
2013		[PROJECTOR WHIRRING] [YELLOW OSTRICH'S MARATHON MAN PLAYING] [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC] When I was a boy of 17 I know it's mean But I told my friend ...Rate it:

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A Kid Called Mayonnaise
Will McRobb
2017		1 [alarm beeping] [slurping] Ahh. [touch tones] [phone line ringing] Mayo's Voice: Hello. You've reached the Davis residence. We've moved t...Rate it:

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A Kid in His Mother's Milk
Unknown
2012		-So, to get the answer, we take the number of babies with Down's Syndrome who test positive divided by the total number of positives, which is...Rate it:

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A Kid in King Arthur's Court
Michael Part
1995		1 I Am Merlin, And I Am Back, Awakened From My Eternal Slumber To Reach Out Across Time... For A Brave Warrior Who Can Take Up The Sword Exca...Rate it:

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A Kid Like Jake
Daniel Pearle
2018		1 Oops! Hello? Hello? Hi. Mm. How late can we go? - I don't know. - Do we have to go? - No. - Oh! You're lying. I am. I am. Monster bub...Rate it:

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A Spell on You
Jack Fishburn
2015		1 (SOFT PIANO MUSIC) Soft Fragile eyes Reflex smile White sheets enfold you So new To this world Where have you been Oh, sexy Becks, can ...Rate it:

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All I See Is You
Sean Conway
2016		Do you think we did it this time? Yes. I think we did. Gi, your sister's on the phone. Okay. I'll be right there. You know, I managed to s...Rate it:

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All You Got
Joe Tuck
2004		(Latin rap music playing) ? ? ANNOUNCER: ...B boys and B girls, hustlers, ballers and shot callers, welcome to the Women's Championship fina...Rate it:

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Almost You
Adam Brooks
1985		It's not a matter of that. I've been trying... to get through all day, but the circuits are busy. I'll try to call you before the end of the d...Rate it:

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Always Be with You
Herman Yau
2017		1 Every now and then, people come across problems with no solutions. Some might even encounter mishaps. What are they to do? If you handle yo...Rate it:

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