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Desire Will Set You Free Yony Leyser 2015	1 What the fuck? That joint was supposed to go to me. What, instead it went to little Darby Crash over there? He was cute enough. We'll see a...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Django Kill... If You Live, Shoot! Franco Arcalli 1967	My gold. My gold. You won't get far, Oaks. You won't get far. Relax, hombre. - The water. - Relax, hombre. So much gold for everyone, at the...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Do You Believe? Chuck Konzelman 2015	1 I often wonder why it is we're drawn to things. Take this city, for example. There are 10 million people here, 10 million souls, each one o...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Do You Know Russ Gladden 0	HIM - 70ISH HER - 70ISH DOCTOR A - M/F - ANY ETHNICITY DOCTOR B - M/F - ANY ETHNICITY MELODY - 50-60 JOE - 50-60 ANNA MID 20’S MIKE MID 20’S BABT...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Do You Like My Basement Roger Sewhcomar 2012	Hello. I'm Stanley, Stanley Farmer. I am a filmmaker. Oh, my God, baby, what's wrong? Baby? Just tell me what's the matter! Oh, my God! Yeah...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Du saram-yida (Someone Behind You) Kyung-ok Kang 2007	JUMPS OFF BALCONY KILLS MOTHER AND DAUGHTER SOMEONE BEHIND YOU YOON Jin-seo LEE Ki-woo Park Ki-woong Photographed by KIM Yong-heung Lighting...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Eating Out: All You Can Eat Phillip J. Bartell 2009	- Come, come to me, mi hijo. - Tiffani, you are crying. Why, my darling? - Oh, Ernesto, it's just I've been with so many men. - Have there b...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Even Lambs Have Teeth Terry Miles 2015	Katie! Katie! Katie, get your skinny ass over here! Alright! Here. We. Go. Yeah! I can't. I love you. You can do this. It's gonna be aweso...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
*Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask** David Reuben 1972	Excellent feast! Soon we will retire to the royal bedchamber. But first... As I have been victorious in this weekend battle... I wish to be a...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Exploring the Hills: The Making of 'The Hills Have Eyes 2' Unknown 2007	No! No! No! No! No! - No! No! No! No! No! - Die! Colonel Redding. Now there's a piece of work. I can 't believe he's having us wire up this h...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
For The Love Of You Jackson Perry 2011	(Anthony Runs To the Lobby Really Fast to meet up with Kyla ) Kyla : Damn you must Really like her Anthony:I do Kyla:Well lets get to busines...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Freddy Got Fingered Tom Green 2001	Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. I'm X-ray Cat. I've got super powers. I can see through wooden doors with my X-ray vision. Wooden doors. I can see the criminal...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Friends: The Stuff You've Never Seen Unknown 2001	It only takes two heart attacks To finally make you see One of them won 't do it But the second will set you fr... I say, I did the song wrong....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Girl in the News Sidney Gilliat 1940	- Be this all, Miss Blaker? - I suppose so. Very good, Ma'am. I'm going now. I came to say goodbye. Oh, how very kind and considerate. I hope ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Girls Just Want to Have Fun Amy Spies 1985	I don't know where to begin. Lets see... This is really embarrassing. I don't know, I guess I am pretty boring. Please, class. Show our new s...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Good News Betty Comden 1947	"T" is for "Tait" College T- A-I-T, Tait! Hooray! "A " is for "A " college Where students never want to graduate "I" is for "Intercollegiate" ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Jim Fisher 2000	Its the Christmas season, a time for telling colourful holiday stories. My favourite story of all time is about my grandma. She had this encou...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast Greg Davies 2018	1 Now I'm not trying to be rude But, hey, pretty girl, I'm feeling you The way you do the things you do Reminds me of my Lexus Coupe Baby, giv...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hands Up Dead Man, You're Under Arrest Enrico Zuccarini 1971	1 Stop! No! No! Have mercy! Don't shoot, Captain! We surrendered! You can't shoot at prisoners! War is over. I retire you. But we're unarm...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hannah Montana: Life's What You Make It Unknown 2007	Lilly, why do you read that tabloid trash? They're nothing but li... (clears throat) ''Hannah Montana looks fabulous.'' ...with the occasional ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Have a Song on Your Lips Yukiko Mochiji 2015	- Eri! Did you see it?! - Yeah! This year's piece was finally chosen! Letters is such a good song! Yeah! Let's practice it at this semester's ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
He's Way More Famous Than You Halley Feiffer 2013	Halley, Halley! Halley! - Over here! Halley! - Over here, honey! Turn around, turn around! Turn around, and look over your shoulder. That's ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hills Have Eyes Alexandre Aja 2006	[Geiger Counter Crackling] - [Crackling Continues] - [Breathing Deeply] Help me! Help me. Help me. [Panting] [Screaming] [Grunting] [Groanin...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Houston, We Have a Problem! Bostjan Virc 2016	What happened to you? Some person from USA called me, claiming to be my father. Ivan Pavi. You know what? I've lived my whole life without a f...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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