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Live by Night
Ben Affleck
2016
In 1917, I signed up to fight the Huns in France. Good men died all around me. And I saw no reason for it. The rules we lived by were lies. an...Rate it:

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Live Cargo
Thymaya Payne
2016
It's time. What? He's dead. Thank you. Let's go. Right here. You comin'? Let's go. The black man in the picture. Has a situation. Okay... ...Rate it:

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Live Like a Cop, Die Like a Man
Fernando Di Leo
1976
LIVE LIKE A COP DIE LIKE A MAN Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas and Best wishes. You too. Help! Hold it, do you want to kil...Rate it:

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Live or Die in La Honda
Jeff Hammer
2016
1 (skateboard rolling) (acoustic guitar) (gun firing) (panting) (coughing) (heavy breathing) (coughing) Shit. Things always got complicate...Rate it:

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Live Wire
Bart Baker
1992
All right now gentleman, bring me up to speed on your meeting With hallswell's people this morning. Senator, we're going to have to move fast t...Rate it:

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Long Day's Journey Into Night
Eugene O'Neill
1962
Thank heaven the fog is gone. I... I do feel... out of sorts this morning. I wasn't able to get much sleep with that awful forghorn going all n...Rate it:

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Louis C.K. - Live at the Beacon Theater
Louis C.K.
2011
[indistinct chatter] -- Louis! -- Louis! [indistinct chatter] [cheering] Alright, let's get started. Go ahead, sit down. Okay, yes, sit down...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store
Louis C.K.
2015
1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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Madonna: The Confessions Tour Live from London
Unknown
2006
MADONNA Confessions Tour Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Born in Bay City, Michigan on August 16, 1958 at 7:05 AM Madonna is the third of six...Rate it:

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Manhattan Night
Brian DeCubellis
2016
1 I sell mayhem, scandal, murder, and doom. Oh, Jesus, I do. I sell the newborn and the dead. I sell the wretched, magnificent city of New Yo...Rate it:

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Mischief Night
Richard Schenkman
2013
1 Sweets for my sweetie? Mmm, don't mind if I do. Bubbly for my bubbly? Uh, yeah. I don't think... That's not a thing. You want more champa...Rate it:

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Moms' Night Out
Jon Erwin
2014
Okay. It's blog time. I am a mommy blogger. I am a mommy blogger. Get ready, world, for some pearls of wisdom, coming at you right now. So he...Rate it:

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Mortification - Live Planetarium
Unknown
1993
Your ticket, Monsieur. - Good evening, ma'am. -Eva! I'm so glad to see you! Eva... I was thinking that you gone back to America. -Servier've be...Rate it:

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Mostly Ghostly 3: One Night in Doom House
Ron Oliver
2016
You wanted to see me, sir? Come. Sit! I'm good. Do you know why you're here, phears? I assume it has something to do with my mission to rele...Rate it:

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Mother Night
Robert B. Weide
1996
MOTHER NIGH "Police" "Haifa, Israel 1961" Do you prefer German or English? English. You are to write down your memoirs | for the Haifa Institut...Rate it:

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My Best Bodyguard
Voraluk Klasukon
2010
We're quite certain that the virus that went missing from one of our labs 3 months ago. It has now surfaced here in Thailand. This virus can kil...Rate it:

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My Best Friend
Olivier Dazat
2006
MY BEST FRIEND Yes. Of course. Yes. Yes. Of course. No. Trust me. Now's the time to sell. All the collectors will be at the antique fair. ...Rate it:

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My Best Friend
Lakis Lazopoulos
2001
MY BEST FRIEND Directed by Lakis Lazopoulos and Yorgos Lanthimos My mother said, to be happy in life, you should have the memory of a goldfis...Rate it:

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My Best Friend's Girl
Jordan Cahan
2008
Oh, let's just get in there, baby. Let's go. Hustle. Here we go. I love angry sex. This is the best. Oh, you wanna do it right here, huh? Oh, y...Rate it:

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My Big Night
Jorge Guerricaechevarría
2015
1 Come on, let's start, we haven't got all day. I've been on my feet for 11 hours, okay? Let's put some energy into it! Cellphones off, pleas...Rate it:

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National Geographic: Lions of the African Night
Unknown
1987
It is night in the African bush where the familiar becomes mysterious and the unfamiliar is strange indeed. It is the time and place where lion...Rate it:

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National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors
William Shakespeare
2012
When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...Rate it:

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Night Across the Street
Raoul Ruiz
2012
NIGHT ACROSS THE STREE Inspired by the novel by Hernn Del Solar A pale sky above a crumbling world could dissolve with the clouds. "The rags of...Rate it:

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Night After Night
Louis Bromfield
1932
Hi, Leo. Say, kid, if these flowers ain't | any fresher than they were yesterday, we're gonna switch, see? Okay. Blainey! Hey, Blainey. | Put t...Rate it:

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