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Stuck on You
Peter Farrelly
2003		Slow it down, Bob. Need a doughnut break. We're having chest pains. Keep it moving, flabby. Opening night is less than a week away. Where in ...Rate it:

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Thank You
Rajan Aggarwal
2011		Sanjana... we aren't happy... it seems as if we are living a compromise. The spark is gone. Our marriage isn't working out. Alright, Raj. I ...Rate it:

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Thank You
Arunlal Ramachandran
2013		- Clean up those plates - Okay " Dai! " Sir! Haven't you been asked to close shop by this hour? I was about to wind up but that big chicken ...Rate it:

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Thank You For Smoking
Jason Reitman
2005		Robin Williger. He is a 15-year-old freshman from Racine, Wisconsin. He enjoys studying history. He's on the debate team. Robin's future looke...Rate it:

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Thank You for Your Service
Jason Hall
2017		I was a good soldier. I had purpose, and I loved it. I rode shotgun in a lead Humvee, and I looked for bombs. You don't see the bomb unless ...Rate it:

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That Thing You Do!
Tom Hanks
1996		[Pop] [Whistling Song] [Continues] [Ends] [Cymbals Shiver] [Record Starts] [Jazz Plays] [Telephone Rings] [Ring] Patterson's. Man: What's...Rate it:

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The Company You Keep
Lem Dobbs
2012		A Federal Grand Jury in Detroit today charged the thirteen top leaders of 'the Weathermen' with plotting to bomb public buildings in Chicago, De...Rate it:

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The Five People You Meet in Heaven
Mitch Albom
2004		1 This is a story about a man named Eddie... and it begins at the end, with Eddie dying in the sun. You might think it strange... to start a ...Rate it:

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The Least Among You
Mark Young
2009		College boy thought he'd have him a color TV. -Hey, y'all, look-a here. -I didn't do anything. Suit on the outside and a Negro on the inside. ...Rate it:

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The Mirror Crack'd
Jonathan Hales
1980		4 They're waiting for you in the drawing room, sir. Thank you, Barnsby. Oh, Barnsby? I'd rather like you to join us, if you don't mind. Have...Rate it:

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Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Scott Rosenberg
1995		Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs|to kiss her fella, made a mistake|and kissed a snake. How many doctors|did it take? - One, two, thr...Rate it:

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Tomorrow I Will Date With Yesterday's You
Tomoko Yoshida
2016		1 It was love at first sight. On my usual commute to school, I suddenly found myself head over heels. In response, my first thought was, Gim...Rate it:

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Tu mi turbi (You Upset Me)
Roberto Benigni
1983		Come! Come! Dale! The sheep must walk alone. Come Smarrita! Do not stop! Come here! On the other hand! You left and career change, eh! Do n...Rate it:

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Twelfth Night: Or What You Will
Trevor Nunn
1996		I'll tell the tale now listen to me With a hey ho the wind and the rain but merry or sad Which shall it be? For the rain... it raineth every ...Rate it:

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VeggieTales: Are You My Neighbor?
Phil Vischer
1995		Bob: Okay, Larry, it's time for the theme song. Larry: Uh, yeah, Bob. What do I do? Bob: Hmm... Let's see. I know. You play the guitar. Larry: B...Rate it:

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Warning: This Drug May Kill You
Unknown
2017		Man: Lyle! Get up, Lyle! Get up. Man: Facebook Live, he found her passed out, man. He found her passed out on her face... I don't know. But ...Rate it:

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We Love You
Alan Yang
2016		Life is a rolling ocean If you want to stay in motion You gotta get, you gotta get You gotta get ahead of the wave Young love's never humble...Rate it:

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What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?
William Peter Blatty
1966		1 -Captain Cash, reporting as ordered, sir! -Oh, rest, Captain. I don't mean ''parade rest.'' I mean rest! Actually, I find this rather relaxin...Rate it:

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What Doesn't Kill You
Brian Goodman
2008		- Hey, folks. - It's that time again, right? Yeah. Good size? Come on, guys. Hurry up. You good? - What's going on? - We're all set. - You ...Rate it:

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What Planet Are You From?
Garry Shandling
2000		At the far reaches of the universe... ...lies a planet of men who have advanced technologically... ...beyond the realm of human comprehension. ...Rate it:

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What Remains of You
Kevin Dresse
2016		1 WHAT REMAINS OF YOU My sister. Again... What does she want this time? She's making Christmas plans. Is she crazy? It's only September. Sh...Rate it:

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When You Believe: Music from 'The Prince of Egypt'
Susan Michaels
1998		# Mud # # Sand # # Water # # Straw # # Faster # # Mud, and lift # # Sand, and pull # # Water, and raise up # - # Straw # - Faster! # With...Rate it:

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When You Wake Up
Unknown
2014		Punk? What? Are you planning on spending the night in there? I'll be right out, I'm taking a shit, I'll be right out. What, I can't even take...Rate it:

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Wish You Well
David Baldacci
2013		When I was ten, and my brother, Oz, was seven, our lives changed. Our lives changed in the blink of an eye. Forever. - I assume you're our dr...Rate it:

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