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Bal-Can-Can Darko Mitrevski 2005	Gennaro... Shhh, Gennaro! Gennaro! What's up, Carlo? - A new guy just came in. There, next to the Norwegian. I'm not Norwegian, I'm Swedish!...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
The Elevator: Three Minutes Can Change Your Life Mauro Graiani 2013	1 Emily, you're now playing for one million dollars. Remember you have three minutes to answer Three minutes that can change your life Our sub...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
This Is Where I Leave You Jonathan Tropper 2014	Morning, Randy. Hi. - Morning. Morning. - Good morning. Shelby. Caramel mocha. Judd. You rock. Thank you. I do rock, don't I? - Judd. - Wade...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
White Christmas Norman Krasna 1954	1 Stop the Jeep, Sergeant. What's this all about, Captain? A little entertainment for the men, sir. Tonight's Christmas Eve. These men are mov...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken Matt Williams 1991	The reason for calling this conference at this particular moment is that we are convinced that we have overcome a major financial crisis, a c...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
You Were Never Really Here Lynne Ramsay 2017	15... 14... 13... - 12... - Stand up straight. - 11. - Stand up straight. - Ten. - Stand up. - Nine. - Only fucking pussy little girls sl...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Accepting Anxiety, Part 2/2: Can Anxiety Be Good? Thomas Sanders 2017	[Thomas]: Previously on Sanders Sides... Ahhh- I didn't cut together any footage for this. [Roman]: Ugh, it's fine. I'll just perform the review m...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of Unknown 2015	I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Be with You Takuji Ichikawa 2018	1 Between Heaven and Earth is a place called Cloudland. People stay until they're forgotten before going up to Heaven. Mommy Penguin peeped do...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Crazy, Stupid, Love Dan Fogelman 2011	Oh, come on Save room for my love Save room for a moment to be with me Save room for my love Save a little Save a little for me Oh, I'm so fu...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
If I Were You Joan Carr-Wiggin 2012	Hey. I'm on my way home. I just have to stop off and pick up some groceries Give me a call if you hear back. I can pick up the dry cleaning. He...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Imagine You & Me Renato Custodio Jr. 2016	1 They say the way to true love is like a puzzle. Every piece of event is already planned. And those moments that almost happened that you reg...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Miss You Already Morwenna Banks 2015	(PANTING) (JESS) You know it's funny, I don't remember getting pregnant with you or... Oh, God. And I didn't marry you but somehow we're in thi...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Now You See Me Ed Solomon 2013	1 DANIEL: Come in close. Closer. Because the more you think you see, the easier it'll be to fool you. Because what is seeing? You're looking,...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
One Hour with You Lothar Schmidt 1932	Now listen, men. Spring is here... and spring is a dangerous time of the year, especially in Paris. The wanderlust is in the air. Travelers ar...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The can’t cevt calb club Bill smego 2017	FADE IN EXT. CITY STREET - DAY Jim, a tough-looking man in his mid-30s, walks down the street. Suddenly, he hears a scream coming from an alleyway....	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Two Can Play That Game Mark Brown 2001	He didn't think you'd fall for that line. Girl, I don't believe him. Oh, he's a dog. Mm-hm. Tail-having, anything-that-moves- humping-ass dog....	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Where the Day Takes You Michael Hitchcock 1991	Um, subject: King, just out of County, participation mandatory and details to follow. All right, turn it off. I'm not saying shit till you tu...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
While You Were Sleeping Daniel G. Sullivan 1995	Ooh Ooh Yeah This will be\|an everlasting love This will be\|the one Ive waited for This will be\|the first time anyone Has loved me-e-e Ooo-oh...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
White House Down James Vanderbilt 2013	The vice president is scheduled to preside over a Senate vote today... ...on President Sawyer's controversial Middle East peace plan. Then tomo...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
You Only Live Twice Roald Dahl 1967	Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Jacob Grimm 1937	Slave in the Magic Mirror, come from the farthest space. Through wind and darkness, I summon thee. Speak! Let me see thy face. What wouldst t...	Rate it: (4.67 / 3 votes)
Imagine Me & You Ol Parker 2005	I want something that says, "I'm sorry he's dead... "but not that sorry. "He was just a dog and you shouldn't have loved him more than me." Ca...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
The White Buffalo Richard Sale 1977	1 What the hell is going on? I had a dream. If there'd been anyone in the upper, you'd have sent him to hell on a shutter! I'm sorry, Mr. Bixb...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)

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