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The Bad and the Beautiful
Charles Schnee
1952
Stage 5. Mr. Amiel is rehearsing right now. Very nice. Honey, could you put your hand up by your throat? Telephone, Mr. Amiel. Transatlantic,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 3 votes)
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Rob Lieber
2014
My parents say there's no such thing as a bad day. That it's all how you look at it. What can I tell you? Parents. Here is what I know. They'r...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Bad Timing
Yale Udoff
1980
[Piano] Well, she's up against the register With an apron and a spatula Yesterday's deliveries A nd tickets for the bachelors She's a moving v...Rate it:

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Batman: The Killing Joke
Brian Azzarello
2016
1 BARBARA: First of all, I realize this is probably not how you thought the story would start, not with a big shiny moon or a city that could ...Rate it:

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The Bad Seed
John Lee Mahin
1956
1 - Be right out, sergeant. - Yes, sir. - Car's here, sweetheart. - All right, darling. Rhoda. Rhododendron, pal. That's a mighty pretty pie...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Bad Girl
Viña Delmar
1931
I'm 'most frightened to death. Sure, after you've done it eight or nine times, you won't even give it a thought. - Gee, Dot, you look swell. - ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Good Boy, Bad Boy
Ashwini Chaudhary
2007
The ambience is romantic. Let's fall in love. Come, come, come. Come, beloved. The ambience is romantic. Let's fall in love. Come, come, come...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Bad Batch
Ana Lily Amirpour
2016
USRCs employees are advised to avoid prolonged physical contact with bad batch inmates. This includes eye contact. Bad batch 5035 to 5040, ste...Rate it:

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Bad Boys
Jim Mulholland
1995
FADE IN: 1 EXT. MIAMI LANDSCAPE - NIGHT 1 The sun might be down, but the city is baking. Waves of heat ascend into the sky while an unmarked ...Rate it:

(3.86 / 7 votes)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Sergio Leone
1966
You're... ...from Baker? Tell Baker that I told him all that I know already. Tell him I want to live i...Rate it:

(3.80 / 5 votes)
A Bad Moms Christmas
Jon Lucas
2017
1 My name is Amy Mitchell, and this year I've ruined Christmas. Christmas is the absolute absolute of the year most stressed time. One million...Rate it:

(3.15 / 14 votes)
Bon Cop, Bad Cop
Leila Basen
2006
- Hey, Ron, it's Patrick from Montreal. - Patrick, you're on the air. What can I do for you, buddy? - I heard this rumour that the Toronto tea...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
I Can Do Bad All By Myself
Tyler Perry
2009
Hello. Hello. -Hello. -Hello. That's what we do at Club Indigo. The more you drink, the better I look. And the more you drink, the better y...Rate it:

(2.36 / 11 votes)
A Bad Idea Gone Wrong
Jason Headley
2017
1 - The tropical places, you know, that's the go-to, get your white sands and your blue water, and your fuckin' guava trees and whatever, an...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)
Batman: Bad Blood
J.M. DeMatteis
2016
In other news, Chuckie Sol, a made man in the Black Mask mob was kidnapped at gunpoint by masked assailants earlier today. Suspicion is high th...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
Bad Apples
Bryan Coyne
2018
1 (somber music) (woman humming) (door bell ringing) [Child] Trick or treat. [Woman] Hi. Oh, you guys look so cute here. Alright, for you as...Rate it:

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Bad Ass
John Bruno
2011
The story begins right here on this bus. Line 144. The same route I took every day. - Yee-ha! - But this day was different. Something was abo...Rate it:

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Bad Ass 3: Bad Asses on the Bayou
Craig Moss
2015
MAN: Your credit is based on various factors... and after reviewing your history... I'm sorry to say you've been denied. Denied? You... You got...Rate it:

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Bad Asses
Craig Moss
2014
- Stand up, asshole. - I don't want any trouble. Leave me alone. I can kick your ass while you're sitting down or standing up. It's your call. ...Rate it:

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Bad Ben - The Mandela Effect
Unknown
2018
1 - Well, I'm on my way home from settlement on the house I bought at a sheriff's sale. How do I turn this thing around? And this is a good sig...Rate it:

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Bad Blood
Maria Grimm
2006
BAD BLOOD Z! Go inside. I'm here, love... Mother's here. Alright, it's alright now. Ricardo! Can't you help your sister when we're not here...Rate it:

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Bad Blood: A Cautionary Tale
Sheila Curran Bernard
2010
Stop! Stop! Stop right there! Get in, hurry up Hold it right there! Don't move! I tell you to stand still! Ma'am, walk towards me. Watch yo...Rate it:

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Bad Blood: The Movie
Tim Reis
2016
- Delivers the ball inside. Count even at one. We are here in the bottom of the seventh. Wolves enjoying a healthy 7-1 lead on the road. Scot...Rate it:

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Bad Boy Bubby
Rolf de Heer
1993
Be still! Princess Pink. Princess Pink. Such a good little boy... That's right... That's a good boy, Bubby... Good boy... Good little boy......Rate it:

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