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American Pie Presents: Band Camp
Adam Herz
2005		Hey, Stifler, how come Steve got all the talent in your family? Bite me, Fuck Face. Come on, man, you're missing it. I've seen it a million tim...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Broken Hearts Club
Greg Berlanti
2000		That Cameron Diaz is hot.|Did you check out the new F-150 yet? Dude, it's huge. I figure after the Laker game, I'll|head to Dublin's, grab some b...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Club Butterfly
Unknown
2001		I'm too sleepy. I said I'm tired. Damn you! What? Why didn't you wake him up? What time is it? Damn, we're late. Okay, let's go to preschool. H...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Lucknow Central
Aseem Arora
2017		1 "Colorize" "O life, there could not be a mix Of my colors with your colors" "I tried every moment, but That friendship couldn't happen" "O ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The can’t cevt calb club
Bill smego
2017		FADE IN EXT. CITY STREET - DAY Jim, a tough-looking man in his mid-30s, walks down the street. Suddenly, he hears a scream coming from an alleyway....Rate it:

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The Riot Club
Laura Wade
2014		I think you have the wrong room. That, sir, is my wife. Uh-huh, I must apologise. Nothing in her conduct made me think she'd ever been satisfie...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
David H. Steinberg
2009		MAN 1 ON COMPUTER: Mistress, spank my bottom. Spank it really hard! Please, spank my bottom! - That is unpleasant. - Spank it really hard. WOM...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Billionaire Boys Club
James Cox
2018		1 DEAN (V.O.): Here's the dirty little secret about being rich. It's not about the money. It's about the way people see you. The way you see y...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Drew and Sam
Jason
2018		(The Diner Is Busy as Hattie and Floyd manage to take care of as Danny and Troy see a Dolled up Drew walk in They are obviously surprised how Drew ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Breakfast Club
John Hughes
1985		BLANK SCREEN: Against Black, TITLE CARD: "...and these children that you spit on, as they try to change their wor...Rate it:

(3.94 / 16 votes)
The Players Club
Ice Cube
1998		My name is Diana Armstrong, but my stage name is Diamond. I worked at the PIayers CIub 4 years before it burnt down... and to teII you the trut...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Fight Club
Jim Uhls
1999		SCREEN BLACK JACK (V.O.) People were always asking me, did I know Tyler Durden. ...Rate it:

(3.36 / 14 votes)
The Baby-Sitters Club
Ann M. Martin
1995		Baby-sitters Club. This is Mrs. Rodowsky. Hi. Were going out for dinner on Tuesday with the whole family. l was wondering, would any of you min...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
The Single Moms Club
Tyler Perry
2014		1 [Chattering ] [ Man ] Your Honor, Mr. Massey is asking for a drastic reduction... in spousal support and child support. Mrs. Massey has cont...Rate it:

(3.20 / 5 votes)
Central Intelligence
Ike Barinholtz
2016		1 And now, it's time for a breakdown. Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah... Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period. Why doesn't h...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird
Tony Geiss
1985		[Drum Cadence] Ladies And Gentlemen, Would You Please Rise For The Grouch Anthem? No, No, No. With The Grouch Anthem, You Stay Sitting Down. ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
The Joy Luck Club
Amy Tan
1993		The old woman remembered a swan she had bought... many years ago in Shanghai for a foolish sum. "This bird," boasted the market vendor... "wa...Rate it:

(2.69 / 42 votes)
A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
1982		(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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American Pie Presents: Beta House
Erik Lindsay
2007		HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? HARRY: Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place...Rate it:

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Bam Margera Presents: Where The #$&% Is Santa?
Selina Becker
2008		What's up, kids? It's one week before Christmas. I have Shitbird sleeping there... ...and I got my homeboys on standby for a big snowball fight...Rate it:

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Book Club
Bill Holderman
2018		1 [Diane] This is how it started. Four best friends and a book. Vivian was the one who had the idea. She'd seen it in a magazine, and it was...Rate it:

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Buena Vista Social Club
Wim Wenders
1999		This is a famous photo of mine Taken during the October missile crisis outside the Hotel Riviera The whole Malecon was full of anti-aircraft gu...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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