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Jack and Jill Steve Koren 2011	And we were born on September 15... And... And she's the older... Older twin. I'm older by 10 minutes. She's... Ten minutes. Cause she had a...	Rate it: (5.00 / 4 votes)
Die Hard Jeb Stuart 1988	FADE IN 1 405 FREEWAY - LOS ANGELES - EARLY EVENING 1 Christmas tinsel on the light poles. We ARE LOOKING east past ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 3 votes)
The Bad and the Beautiful Charles Schnee 1952	Stage 5. Mr. Amiel is rehearsing right now. Very nice. Honey, could you put your hand up by your throat? Telephone, Mr. Amiel. Transatlantic,...	Rate it: (5.00 / 3 votes)
Charles Darwin and the Tree of Life David Attenborough 2009	DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: Our Earth is the only known planet that sustains life. And it does so in abundance. I have been fortunate enough over the ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Clear and Present Danger Donald E. Stewart 1994	Target bearing 020. Contact 020. - Range 20,000. - Range 20,000 yards. - Course 255. - Course 255 true. - Speed 13. - Speed 13 knots. Cowbo...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Fast and Furious 6 Chris Morgan 2013	1 (ENGINE ROARING) (TIRES SCREECHING) (SHEEP BLEATS) Senor O'Conner, senor O'Conner! (SPEAKING IN SPANISH) It's okay, you're just in time. Y...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Ginger and Cinnamon Stefania Montorsi 2003	THE THINGS WE HAVE IN COMMON I'm not that weird. Some of my ideas might sound a little weird, but... She's obsessed! Go ahead and nod, but sh...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Harold and Maude Colin Higgins 1971	FADE IN: 1INT. THE CHASEN'S DEN - DAY The CAMERA is at floor level. A young man enters but we see only his shoes and the cuffs of his pants. We T...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Harry and the Hendersons William Dear 1987	1 (POUNDING) (GROWLING) GEORGE: Survival of the fittest, Son. ERNIE: The law of the forest, right? Right. Of course, your new rifle gives y...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
John Tucker Must Die Jeff Lowell 2006	I was in seventh grade... when I realized I was invisible, Well, not that kind of invisible, No, it was more like I was just,you know, kind of...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Life Luke Davies 2015	1 And now, if you dig that new country blues sound that's got everyone talking, don't touch that dial, 'cause here at KFVD Los Angeles, we've...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut Trey Parker 1999	FADE IN: Very happy, Disneyesque MUSIC swirls in. PAN DOWN from a pretty blue sky, to a small quaint town nestled in the ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
The Elevator: Three Minutes Can Change Your Life Mauro Graiani 2013	1 Emily, you're now playing for one million dollars. Remember you have three minutes to answer Three minutes that can change your life Our sub...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
This Is Where I Leave You Jonathan Tropper 2014	Morning, Randy. Hi. - Morning. Morning. - Good morning. Shelby. Caramel mocha. Judd. You rock. Thank you. I do rock, don't I? - Judd. - Wade...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast Tom Rogers 2014	1 Look high in the sky On this Never Land night For a glowing, green star The fourth from the right As it falls from the heavens And streaks ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
You Were Never Really Here Lynne Ramsay 2017	15... 14... 13... - 12... - Stand up straight. - 11. - Stand up straight. - Ten. - Stand up. - Nine. - Only fucking pussy little girls sl...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
3 Men and a Little Lady Charlie Peters 1990	Mary, come and eat breakfast. Mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala. Huh-hum, mama, huh-hum, mama. Oh, you're just the person I've be...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
A Matter of Life and Death Michael Powell 1946	This is the universe. Big, isn't it? Thousands of suns, millions of stars,... ..separated by immense distances\|and by thin floating clouds of ga...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
A Stolen Life Catherine Turney 1946	EXCUSE ME. WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME WHEN THE NEXT BOA GOES TO THE ISLAND? 7:00. TONIGHT? NOPE, MORNING. OH. COULD I HIRE A BOAT? DON'T KN...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Rob Lieber 2014	My parents say there's no such thing as a bad day. That it's all how you look at it. What can I tell you? Parents. Here is what I know. They'r...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
All This, and Heaven Too Rachel Field 1940	Clara, look. Isn't it extraordinary? - What is it? - Can't you read? Wait till you hear about our new teacher. - I think it's romantic. - Oh,...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Androcles and the Lion Chester Erskine 1952	1 [Trumpet Fanfare] [Weapons Clattering] Hail, Editor. Hail, Cato. You look rather pleased with yourself. And I didn't think the top men of ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Anna and the King Steve Meerson 1999	She was the firstEnglishwoman l had evermet. And itseemed to me she knew more about the world than anyone. But it was a world Siam was afraid ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Anna and the King of Siam Talbot Jennings 1946	- I'll get someone for the luggage. - Thank you, Captain. Mother, these people are so funny. Everybody goes barefoot. Stay where I can see you,...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)

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