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Be with You
Takuji Ichikawa
2018		1 Between Heaven and Earth is a place called Cloudland. People stay until they're forgotten before going up to Heaven. Mommy Penguin peeped do...Rate it:

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Be with You
Yoshikazu Okada
2004		edited by mankind Start getting up, Dad. You've slept in. OK. Coming! Good morning. Good morning. You brought it very quickly. The truth is...Rate it:

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Because I Love You
Amanda De Lany
2016		1 It's all ready, sir. - Thank you. - Good luck! When was your most nerve-racking day of your life? I bet there are many, but the day you pr...Rate it:

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Because of You
Ketti Frings
1952		Gee Mike, you're a dreamy dancer. A swell party, Mike. I wish you and your doll didn't have a place to go. We'd make a night of it. Mike don't ...Rate it:

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Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Kelly Masterson
2007		1 Oh, God. Well, what the hell happened? - We're an old married couple. - Mmm-hmm. Was it the pot? I don't think so, because we brought it w...Rate it:

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Blaze You Out
Mateo Frazier
2013		(FOOTSTEPS) (DISTANT TRAFFIC SOUNDS) MAN: Damn, Froggy. You fucking retarded or what? - FROGGY: He grabbed it. - "He grabbed it." - You sho...Rate it:

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Breakable You
Fred Parnes
2017		1 [] [CHUCKLES] Hello, Ellie. [SIGHS] You're looking well. You too. [SIGHS] I'm glad we can do this. Do what, Adam? Get together without...Rate it:

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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
William Goldman
1969		Good night, Pat. Good night. What happened to the old bank? It was beautiful. People kept robbing it. That's a small price to pay for beauty. ...Rate it:

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Careful What You Wish For
Chris Frisina
2015		1 When you're a kid, you don't think about consequences. You're invincible. Of course, they tell you all kinds of things to scare you. "Nothi...Rate it:

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Catch Me If You Can
Jeff Nathanson
2002		Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Catch That Kid
Michael Brandt
2004		- Oh, no. - Hi, Mom. - Hello, Madeline. What are you doing? Uh, homework. Over spring break? You're not climbing, are you? - 'Cause you know...Rate it:

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Cats Don't Come When You Call
Sugisaku
2016		Brother You retrieved them My brother I dont really like cats catsHow to describe They are mean Or you can say theyre drama queens After all...Rate it:

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Choosing the Best Photography Course for You
dhruvinjain
2000		Photographyis not just a hobby; it's an art form, a passion, and for many, a profession. Whether you're a beginner looking to master the ...Rate it:

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Could You Be Loved?
Dermot James
2015		(upbeat music) - Hey there, smiley face. - Oh my God. Fred, yes. Look, Fred, she's beautiful. She's perfect. What's up? - I saw you running ...Rate it:

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Cowboys and Cosmopolitans: The Stars of 'Did You Hear About the Morgans'
Unknown
2010		Hi, you've reached Meryl Morgan. I can't take your call right now, so leave a message and have a great day! Thanks. Hello, it is me. Your...you...Rate it:

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Desire Will Set You Free
Yony Leyser
2015		1 What the fuck? That joint was supposed to go to me. What, instead it went to little Darby Crash over there? He was cute enough. We'll see a...Rate it:

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Diary Of A Wimpy Kid
Jackie Filgo
2010		RODRICK: (WHISPERING) Greg? GREG: (GROGGILY) Mmm. - (IN SINGSONG) Greg? - What? - Greg! - Huh? What? What are you doing? Get up! Mom and Dad...Rate it:

(4.31 / 16 votes)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days
Maya Forbes
2012		Want to grab that? I can't believe it's so crowded. School isn't even out yet. Maybe we should come back. How about never? That...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Gabe Sachs
2011		Seventh-grader. Sounds a lot better than sixth-grader. This is a Greg thing. I don't see why I had to come. Because, Rodrick, this is a ...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
Jeff Kinney
2017		(DRUMROLL) (FANFARE PLAYING) (MUSIC ENDS) Do we have to come to Corny's? This place is for babies. Then you fit right in, Greggy. It's not a ...Rate it:

(3.43 / 26 votes)
Django Kill... If You Live, Shoot!
Franco Arcalli
1967		My gold. My gold. You won't get far, Oaks. You won't get far. Relax, hombre. - The water. - Relax, hombre. So much gold for everyone, at the...Rate it:

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Do Not Disturb
Yvan Attal
2012		Go on. Go on, Ben. Please, baby, come inside me. Wait! Stay inside me, please. Who the fuck is that? Yes? Ben Azuelos? Yes. You 're under ...Rate it:

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Do Not Forget Me Istanbul
Hany Abu-Assad
2010		I used to lose myself walking around Istanbul alone... ...searching every corner, all the alleyways that no one sees at first... ...and are rev...Rate it:

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Do Not Resist
Unknown
2016		No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace! Hey hey, ho ho! These killer co...Rate it:

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