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Bad Girl
Viña Delmar
1931		I'm 'most frightened to death. Sure, after you've done it eight or nine times, you won't even give it a thought. - Gee, Dot, you look swell. - ...Rate it:

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Bad Guy #2
Chris McInroy
2014		- [Boss] Oh, fuck. - Yeah boss, but it wasn't our fault. There was a guy with a mask. - One guy, against 17. - Yeah, but boss, I mean. - No, ...Rate it:

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Bad Hair Day
Matt Eddy
2015		Okay. Let's do this. Oh. We have a winner. Monica, it's prom! How can you still be in bed? I know, I was up till 2:30 doing my hair poll. W...Rate it:

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Bad Influence
David Koepp
1990		(turns on tap) He's in a meeting, Michael. Do you know that the third quarter of schedule 47 is gone? lt's 60 million in currency purchases ou...Rate it:

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Bad Johnson
Jeff Tetreault
2014		1 AH OK Wow - You like that baby? - Oh I love it. Oh Yea? Yea? Oh Shit! Not what it looks like babe. You're fucking my sister? [Sighs] Y...Rate it:

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Bad Kids Go to Hell
Matthew Spradlin
2012		Okay go go go! Police, police, police. Who's got two? Who's got two o'clock? Get down! Get Down! Drop the axe! Drop it! Get down on the groun...Rate it:

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Bad Kids of Crestview Academy
Barry Wernick
2017		Harvard graduates of 19-ought-seven, as you enter this new chapter in your lives, you can use your wisdom and your brains! Crestview academy ...Rate it:

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Bad Lieutenant
Zoë Lund
1992		Hey, folks, I know the Mets are down 3-0 in a best of seven. l know no World Series team has ever come back from 3-0 down to win four straight...Rate it:

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Bad Luck
Thomas Woschitz
2015		So? Just junk mail. The water filter guy called. I know. -You don't pick up your phone! He can piss off. What about the car? -I'll finish it...Rate it:

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Bad Match
David Chirchirillo
2017		1 Harris? You must be Rachel. - Yeah. - Hey. Oh. Oh, sorry, I'm a hugger. That's, that's okay. I'm super awkward at the beginning of these...Rate it:

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Bad Medicine
Steven Horowitz
1985		You seem worried, Mr. Marx. No, sir. I'm not worried at all, sir. Ok. Let's check your application. Your father's a doctor. Yes, sir. He's...Rate it:

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Bad Milo!
Benjamin Hayes
2013		Pick up. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up! Sarah! Sarah! Duncan, what happened to you? Good. You're okay. Go down to the basement. ...Rate it:

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Bad Moms
Jon Lucas
2016		1 AMY: I'm Amy Mitchell, and I'm a mom. I had my first kid when I was 20 years old, and I've been running late ever since. My days are fille...Rate it:

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Bad Moon
Eric Red
1996		There's a trading post 35 miles northeast of here in the plateau. Ten miles north of that is a landing strip. We can have the film pouched out ...Rate it:

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Bad News Bears
Bill Lancaster
2005		Nice. Sorry, good catch. Boys, lunch is ready. Here we go. Ain't no doubt about it, lady, you got a shitload of rats down there. Damn, is it 3...Rate it:

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Bad Night
Daniel Kinno
2015		1 Attracted to the spark before the flame Is it any wonder That it all turns out the same? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh I've fallen for...Rate it:

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Bad Santa
Glenn Ficarra
2003		Hey, can I get another drink|down here? I've been to prison once. I've been married twice. I was once drafted by|Lyndon Johnson and had to live ...Rate it:

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Bad Santa 2
Johnny Rosenthal
2016		1 Christmas, Christmas Christmas Well, it's Christmas time, pretty baby And the snow is falling on the ground Christmas, Christmas Well, it'...Rate it:

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Bad Sugar
Jesse Armstrong
2012		I've met the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'm going to marry her! And best of all, Daddy, she's from one of the racial groups you to...Rate it:

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Bad Taste
Peter Jackson
1987		Hello, emergency.|What service did you require, please? Hello, quick, anybody,|just get help! - Where are you calling from, sir?|- Kaihoro, phone...Rate it:

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Bad Teacher
Gene Stupnitsky
2011		BAD TEACHER !! Enjoy!! Alright folks, can we all settle down for a second? oops!! i know that you...hey you settle down C'mon everybody settle d...Rate it:

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Bad Timing
Yale Udoff
1980		[Piano] Well, she's up against the register With an apron and a spatula Yesterday's deliveries A nd tickets for the bachelors She's a moving v...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Bad Turn Worse
Dutch Southern
2013		You know, I should've got biscuits and gravy. I mean, technically it's just biscuit and gravy. 'Cause it's just one biscuit cut in half, see? ...Rate it:

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Bad Twin
Alix Reeves
2016		[mist whooshes] [loon calls] [mysterious music] - Or crying, or worse, and you know, I mean, that's when I knew I had to end things with her. You...Rate it:

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