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Black Water
Andrew Traucki
2007
I wish you'd let me clean it. - Mum, it's a rental car. Come on! Thanks for a lovely Christmas. - Bye, Mum. Bye bye, my baby. She's 22, Mum. ...Rate it:

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BLACK WATERS
Abobi Lisa
2019
DAY 1 BEDROOM SETTING IN THE MORNING. A phone rings. Cindy groans from under her pillow which is obviously shielding her from the sharp sun rays. T...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Black Widow
Ronald Bass
1987
When he didn't come to the office, 10:30, 11:00... ...I called the house. Catharine... ...he went in his sleep, so peacefully. The doctor sai...Rate it:

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Black Widow
Nunnally Johnson
1954
The black widow, deadliest of all spiders... earned its dark title through its deplorable practice of devouring its mate. - I hope you find your...Rate it:

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Business Is Business
Albert Mol
1921
Hurry up. Hurry up. - Is this the right place? - Depends on what you want. It's the right place. - We haven't agreed on a price yet. - One hu...Rate it:

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Business Man
Puri Jagannadh
2012
00:00:21,083 -- 00:00:27,582 This story revolves in Mumbai but all the characters will speak in Telugu for our convenience. 2 00:03:31,000 -- 0...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008
-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012
1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
2011
All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
2003
( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
2011
1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013
1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
2015
1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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Creature from the Black Lagoon
Harry Essex
1954
"In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. " "And the earth was without form, and void. " This is the planet Earth, newly born, ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
DC Showcase: Superman\Shazam!: The Return of Black Adam
Michael Jelenic
2010
BOY: Look, a shooting star. Quick, Sally, make a wish. Mine's for us to be together forever. Hey, it's getting bigger. - Uh, what? - The shoo...Rate it:

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Diary of a Mad Black Woman
Tyler Perry
2005
March 11. Dear diary, my husband of 18 years... this week is being honored by the city of Atlanta... as the Jacob Frienstein Attorney of the ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 16 votes)
Everyday Black Man
Carmen Madden
2010
1 I just can't call it out That goes on all the time I know what's going to happen It's like I pressed ''rewind'' A battle goin' on Just neve...Rate it:

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Fade to Black
Davide Ferrario
2006
Oh, yes. The Second World War had been quite a disaster for poor old Italy. Their Fascist leader, Mussolini, had teamed up with Hitler. ...and...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Fade to Black
Vernon Zimmerman
2004
Look, I heard people say I'm the luckiest man on the planet. I like to think I stay ready. A wise man once told me luck isn't some mystical ene...Rate it:

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Family Business
Vincent Patrick
1989
$24 for a cab ride to the Bronx. I can't believe it. Come to my parents' for Passover once a year without complaining, Vito. Wait a minute, hon...Rate it:

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Fifty Shades of Black
Marlon Wayans
2016
Give me that! (SCREAMING) - (GRUNTS) - Move! - Hey, sir! Sir! Come back! - (ALARM BLARING) (TYRES SCREECHING) (EXCLAIMS) HANNAH: I've gott...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Flight of Black Angel
John Brancato
1991
[JET ENGINE] TANGO FLIGHT, THIS IS RINGLEADER. CHECK IN. DRAGONFLY TO RINGLEADER, CHECK. -COUGAR, CHECK. BULLDOG, CHECK. I'M READY TO PLAY. ...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013
1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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Jack Irish: Black Tide
Matt Cameron
2012
1 (Woman speaks Thai on airport intercom) (Speaks Thai) My name is Dean Canetti, and I think the, ahem, technical term for your situation, G...Rate it:

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