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Jackass Number Two Jeff Tremaine 2006	Holy shit! Oh, fuck! No, no, no! Oh, shit! Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass! All right, boys and girls. It's time for a puppet s...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Justice League: Crisis On Two Earths Dwayne McDuffie 2010	No time for niceties. Way to be stealthy, Luther. The moment I shut down the grid, it sent a silent alarm. They're already on their way here. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Kill Bill Quentin Tarantino 2004	OVER BLACK We hear labored breathing. BLACK FRAME QUOTE APPEARS: "Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Old Klingon Proverb - QUOTE ...	Rate it: (3.40 / 10 votes)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Quentin Tarantino 2003	Do you find me sadistic? You know, I'll bet I could fry an egg on your head right now. If I wanted to. You know, kiddo. I'd like to believe y...	Rate it: (3.30 / 10 votes)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 Quentin Tarantino 2004	Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo... I'd like to believe you're aware enough... even now... to know that there's nothing sadistic... ...	Rate it: (3.00 / 4 votes)
Killing Season Evan Daugherty 2013	[Gunshots] Come on, go, go, go. Move, move, move. Get down! Get down! [Speaking foreign language] Cease fire! Hold your fire! [Speaking fore...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Kubo and the Two Strings Marc Haimes and Chris Butler 2016	KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS 1/92 (0100 PRO) PROLOGUE BLACK A child’s whispered voice HISSES through the darkness... CHILD’S VOICE (V.O....	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Guy Ritchie 1999	INT. INTERROGATION ROOM - PRESENT This whole scene is shot using only extreme close-ups of eyes, cards, tapping fingers and mouths. We open on a ...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
Of Two Minds Richard Friedenberg 2012	Mom? Dinner! Do you-? Dinnertime! Do you-? Mom? Ma? She's dead! She's dead! She's dead! Somebody help me! Somebody help me! Mom! Someb...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Old Bill and Son Bruce Bairnsfather 1941	1 What do you run it on depth charges why don't you throw that away and get a taxi what for being a big old pimp to me oh that's what it's bee...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
One and Two Andrew Droz Palermo 2015	Breakfast is on the table. We're burning daylight. Come on. Let's go. - Zac. - I'm coming. We gotta get this done by nightfall. Go on now. M...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
One by Two Devika Bhagat 2014	1 Excuse Me! Could you get out of my way? Thank You! Move out, will you! Thank You. And you of course, had to come and block the camera! Hey...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
One, Two, Many John Melendez 2008	orchestral horse neighs, collapses rock Well, she's gone And l won't be coming home l heard that a broken heart ls better left alone After1,...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Open Season Steve Bencich 2006	Now, that's a roar, Boog. Now get in. We're gonna be late. No denying. The girl's got growl. But can she get down like this? Can you get down l...	Rate it: (2.00 / 1 vote)
Open Season 2 David I. Stern 2008	The forest in spring. A time of renewal... ...of rebirth... ...of unbridled optimism... ...when new beginnings begin... ...and where the might...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Open Season 3 David I. Stern 2010	1 Open Season 2 [wood bitten] Open Season 3 Woo hoo! One day to guys trip. Hey Boog! When are you gonna bring your fine self down here to f...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Open Season: Scared Silly Carlos Kotkin 2015	As the werewolf blood courses through My slender Wiener dog body I must wander these lonely woods All alone, all alone With the full moon I mu...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Private Detective: Two Plus Two Plus One Rajat Kapoor 1997	You killed the plant finally I told you so often to water it every day You're an ass. - Raj... "hurry up, or you'll be late" One more How mu...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Quiz Show Paul Attanasio 1994	So this is the 300. The forward look. That's the ermine white. Seventeen coats, hand-sanded. - l'm sure it's the 17th coat that does it. - Po...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Regular Show J.G. Quintel 2010	[crowd cheering] All right, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! I'll kill you! ...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
Regular Show J.G. Quintel 2010	(LAUGHING) (GRUNTS) (CONTINUES LAUGHING) BENSON: Come on! You know that's not the way you're supposed to do it! -Well, this way's totally faste...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Regular Show J.G. Quintel 2011	Snacks disappearing from the snack bar? Holes in the walls? $500 worth of prank phone calls? It's ridiculous! What are you doing to my park...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Regular Show J.G. Quintel 2010	[Benson] All right, listen up. We've got this birthday party today, so, lots to do, lots to do. Muscle Man, Hi-Five Ghost, you're in ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Rhino Season Bahman Ghobadi 2012	IRAN AUTUMN 2009 - Wait for me outside. - Yes ma'am. You're late! Here, this is for you. Again, congratulations on your book! Good Bye. For...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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