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$50K and a Call Girl: A Love Story Seth Grossman 2014	1 Street justice, punk! I met my brother Ross when I was three years old. Growing up, Ross was the cute one. The athletic one. The popular o...	Rate it: (3.75 / 4 votes)
...and justice for all. Valerie Curtin 1979	I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States ofAmerica. And to the republic, for which it stands. One nation under God, indivisible, w...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
1 Mile to You Jeremy Jackson 2017	1 Run. Run. Hold you here inside my heart In walls of steel and stone I, and I alone must bear the relics of your love In the shadow of the...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
10 Things I Hate About You Gil Junger 1999	PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY Welcome to Padua High School,, your typical urban-suburban high school in Portland, Oreg...	Rate it: (4.45 / 9 votes)
12 and Holding Michael Cuesta 2005	FADE IN: EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD STREET - MORNING TWIN BOYS, RUDY AND JACOB CARGES (12), ride their bikes through a suburban neighborhood. Rudy, t...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
12 and holding Anthony Cipriano 2005	FADE IN: EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD STREET - MORNING TWIN BOYS, RUDY AND JACOB CARGES (12), ride their bikes through a suburban neighborhood. Rudy, t...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
16 and Missing Michael Feifer 2015	1 The forecast. Showers, heavy at times with occasional thunderstorms today and a high of 89 degrees. Partial cloudiness with a high of 74. Mo...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
1st and 10 to Life Derrick Painter 2009	INT. PRISON INFIRMARY CHUCK MOSES (white, late 20’s convict, jacked) is teary eyed as he hears the prognosis of his best friend JOSE MELENDEZ (Lat...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
25 to Life Enrique Almeida 2008	25 TO LIFE (2009) Motherfucker! How does that pussy taste huh? Motherfucker! You liked, right? How does it taste like ? It tastes good? you l...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
3 Men and a Little Lady Charlie Peters 1990	Mary, come and eat breakfast. Mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala. Huh-hum, mama, huh-hum, mama. Oh, you're just the person I've be...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy Stephen Shiu 2011	The Amarus Bamboo Temple on the Condensing Cliff is the most renowned temple on Emei Mountain. It is especially popular among people from Weste...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
40 Days and 40 Nights Rob Perez 2002	RYAN: Hello. Hello. RYAN: Wait, hey. NICOLE: What? You're such a rogue. Give me that. RYAN: Hey. Hey. NICOLE: Hey? Baby. Turn it off. Turn ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
40 Days and Nights H. Perry Horton 2012	Look. - Rain in the desert? At home, it rains quite enough. - I hope the camera will take. Nice. Run the mud. - Let's go home. It looks bad. A l...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Jordan Hawley 2004	Chapter six. He used to love the city. Her chroe ad glass... her buildings painted with a hooker's blue eye shadow. Her hills, her beaches... ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Beautiful Life Cindy Tang 2011	Ruby, have a drink with me. Spare my assistant. I'll drink with you. Pour. - Finish this. - Finish this... What about the apartment? I'll buy...	Rate it: (2.75 / 4 votes)
A Bittersweet Life Dong-Cheol Kim 2005	One fine spring day... a disciple looked at some branches blowing in the wind. He asked his master... "Master, are the branches moving or is i...	Rate it: (2.50 / 2 votes)
A Boy and His Dog L.Q. Jones 1975	Ahem. World War 3. Hot and cold. Lasted from... Dog: Hold. Dog: Female. Dog: Rover pack has her, 125 yards. Dog: Solo, waiting to move in, 7...	Rate it: (2.33 / 3 votes)
A Broken Life Neil Coombs 2007	Please, turn it off. Melinda, come on, please. - God damn. - ( siren wailing ) Forget about it, it happens. - Not to me, it doesn't. - lt's ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Bug's Life John Lasseter 1998	[ Bird Chirping ] [ Insects Buzzing, Chittering ] [ Gasps ] No, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm lost! Where's the line? It just went ...	Rate it: (2.33 / 6 votes)
A Case of You Christian Long 2013	[PROJECTOR WHIRRING] [YELLOW OSTRICH'S MARATHON MAN PLAYING] [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC] When I was a boy of 17 I know it's mean But I told my friend ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Difficult Life Rodolfo Sonego 1961	Partisans! Take the typewriter! - My God! Careful, Silvio! - Who is it? Do you remember it now, mrs. Pavinato, at the hotel "Leon d'oro"? - S...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Double Life Ruth Gordon 1947	He looks just like he did in the other play. Remember? Isn't he gorgeous? Adorable. Hiya, fellas. Looking sharp, boy. Looking sharp. New ha...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
A Futile and Stupid Gesture Michael Colton 2018	All right. Let's go. Doug. Come on. Doug. He can stay in the car for all I care. You really want to start there? Nobody cares about my fucked...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Genius, Two Friends, and an Idiot Ernesto Gastaldi 1975	God will punish you, Jelly Roll. You scared the bejesus out of me. Well, it ain't smart to live alone, Tom. You start seeing scary shadows. Re...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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